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a cold sweat hot headed believer

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Hi, s’up. How’s your deal? Dealt? Sweet.

My laptop comes back Wednesday so I don’t have anything novel in the photo dept. til then other than cell phone business, aka already been on instagram before. It’s not always about the pics though is it? Plus bbery blog post pics were my jam before anyway.

I do have some amazing bath water dyed dark pink photos though from my first wash after hair dying soak, while reading my Go Gos Belinda Carlisle biopic trainwreck book. Those pics may be TMI now that I’m all corporate.

Which is a dope dream job btw. I just go spouting ideas and thinking, this is flying, I can do this, heads are nodding. Seriously it’s a trip. Monday I join another team and we have a welcome lunch for me. Brap brap.

What else can I tell you. Just maxin’ and relaxin’ keepin’er chill trying not to overdo it, can’t do much else anyway as my laptop was toasted. Miss bf blah bla. I sang the other night again with the band, Could I go out on a limb in saying I’m casually almost in a band in that I just walk up and sing a few jams with them once a week? When I’m single (solo, not single but out alone) I kind of act ridiculous. It’s like a my other half is missing wild side acting out sort of thing. I hate it. It’s engulfing, an LD. (long distance relayshe)

Rocky could be a cat model people were all about this on instagram. It’s bad when your cat gets more likes than you WTFFFFFF. just kidding I will do nothing but support the hopefully fruitful cat webrity thing we have been building here since I was 19 years old the first day I met Rocky. Rocky talks to bf on Skype. They have a thing. Deal with it.

Quebec City is always gorgeous. It’s a dreamland. It’s the closest to Paris you get. Being in love there is also fun too.

These live beneath my workstation now. Finding my dress-up biz casual groove. Fridays they’re trying to make a formal Fridays thing happen. I’m going to wear my equestrian Smythe blazer because it’s SUPER LOUD and join in. I heard someone wore a three piece suit. Ha. Everyone else wears more casual gear on Fridays so that’s why it’s funny. I need a top hat. This post is a grower not a shower BRB. Bro and company dropped in, monkey wrench up in ma shit. Peace.

Chill your face

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Hi fartburgers, sorry I’ve been MIA but as you know shit happens (to me) and my laptop is still under repair blabbity blah I’ve been busy.

Checking in to say everything is cool and hopefully I’ll have some stellar news for you really quick. Just gotta do a wee bit more dazzling first.

Life is neat I guess. See how my hair turned out darker than what I was planning for. I wanted to do a super redhead/orange thing but I’m going to hold off on that tone for a bit, we will see. It’s striking on certain women, who are striking to begin with what?

We are going crazy with missing each other, it’s getting harder like a merry go round of feelings you can’t get off til about Christmas. This is his favourite breakfast sandwich from Germany.

The guy beside me is driving me mental as well. He keeps swaying and twisting his chair and cooing into the monitor, laughing, LOUDLY, staring at me he’s basically givin’er to something and it’s all right in my line of view. I guess I will kind of miss writing about library people, yeah like a hole in the head.

Fans of ours. I say no more.

I must remember to put the pair on the right before going in there today or I’m going to waltz right in wearing my black keds which I suppose wouldn’t matter but first impressions and all, you give them the best from the gates before you transition to casual.

We had the rudest customer service at one of our regular haunts on the w/e, mom and I and wow the manager was a total scumbag, condescending and came at us on the defense super intense. Wow bro. In another world where I had time or cared I would make you have a majorly bad day for that one. The thing is I was majorly calm and diplomatic, and he became increasingly volatile about this salad that we did not like which was being taken off the menu anyhow (HA!) so like, relax maybe. Sorry you’re about as tall as me sitting down but please stop steaming in my face.

Alright I have to run through my shit now. Have a great one. -The big RL.

she resonates i relate

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Bonjour mes amis. I’m chilling at the library because I sent my laptop out yesterday, day from hell but at least I’m not Rob Ford kinda yesterday. I was just going to bite the bullet and buy a shitty laptop but what’s the point when mine can be repaired and has a faster processor yada yada AND this new job I’m in the running for I won’t need my laptop they’ll have one and like I’ll have time to dick around on mine anyway when I’ll be working. But the timing isn’t optimal, I was able to send a few writing samples out and a collection/assortment of links blabbity blah all before the thing went to toast forever. Anyway when it Raymes it pours.

Also anyway, the exciting thing about this library thing is that some guy just barfed and they’re all freaking out, called the ambulance so it’s nice entertainment, well not nice but just asshole nice you know not like he has a tumour and this is the moment they realize he’s dying like crazy but who knew librarians were secret doctors (joking they aren’t) cos one is asking him all these medical questions. I kind of just want to go over there and be all, what the hell is going on just tell me hurry quick I’m busy, thank you. I, like many others, feel self entitled to all information. Period.

This is what I look like really tired and squinting. Just shine a light in your face and it masks the deep bags under your eyes. BTW you can’t tell here but my unibrow is looking killer. I hope no one ever makes me wax it. I live in fear of that. I should dye my hair today, soon at least.

Dutch bathroom downstairs. BF and I speak 20 times a day I think we’re like tracking each other, I still feel connected to him he’s here but he’s not but it’s okay blah blah I’m just being an emotional island recluse and drinking through it secretly. Cat’s out now. Everyone in the writing industry drinks, you drink to write, to deal with pressure and you drink and write yourself to death pretty much right? That’s my plan anyway haha.

Everyone is acting extremely busy and flustered just because a guy barfed a little bit on a table. I think he is really digging the attention and going with it. They just pushed the stretcher out without him on it see told you. He does seem like a hot mess though I bet he partied last night.

Focus focus. These are just a few pictures I uploaded during a me-time computer blitz, I think all my blitzes take a toll on the machine I think the motherboard needs to be replaced. We’ll see.

This was my first day in Holland. We drove around just a little bit, I was exhausted and it was later in the day we had nap and reunion time ;) first.

I worked out for the first time in months with the trainer and my mom/lois and the pain I feel from that session has changed gradually moving from chest to arms well yeah mostly all around there like under arm chest muscles lifting your arms in the shower wtf-ery. That’s bad. I used to lift free weights everyday but out of sight out of mind. I want toned arms again I think that’s my eternal lifetime want and desire, toned arms.

This was crazy funny because the quality of the video was bad (youtube) which proves the animal kingdom instinct and recognition thereof by Rocky versus some tampon commercial passively staring but not connecting with the visuals shows that he’s not as stupid as we thought. He watched this antelope (elk? OX? Big thing?) get taken down by an alligator in some mud and we didn’t even want to watch that clip he ran to the tv and sat there for the whole 6 minutes, it was the best.

Okay I go now back to werk.

Happy Friday, sweet November.

Oh gee.

wonder no more

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Seven Wonders of the World yo! Uploading more stuff now check back if you’re keen on it. Maybe I’ll rap with you and catch you up on my lately. xo peace – Oh yeah Tony Hawk was on the other side of the falls right at this moment whaaaaaat.

yeah yeah I’m memory laming it. so what, I start hunting for something then find more gems.

From all that mist I was see-through in no time. Great for all the family sight-seeing walkers o’re there, ahaha hi tourists.

I just want to get embed with you

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It was short and sweet but we loved this little car as much of a “downgrade” as it was compared to the rest, it was super cute, fun and summer soundtrack on cue as all hell. Plus a goofy rockin’ conundrum.

We were off to a hot tub party at my fairy godma’s.

PS. I searched for this video on and off all day urgh finally! I’m still in fall denial.

I have something 4U

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click me be grateful.

Ding dong! Ding dongs (doorbell ring duh), it’s Monday a little after one o’clock which means you might be hating life entertainment-wise at the mo post-lunch wtf in the feelings dept. so anyway thought you’d like to chill with my latest PLAYBOY ENERGY DRANK V-SPOT: Viral News Round-up of the thangs that stood out for me the last week on les webs.

Crush it, xo RLW Bunny Enjoy.

click clickity click click. THE D IS FOR DADDY, PAULY.