check it out buds here: >> https://raymitheminx.substack.com/p/lets-put-a-little-sparkle-on
October 17, 2026
October 16, 2026
WHATS GOOD HOMIES I FEEL LIKE YELLING I FEEL INCREDIBLE AND INSANE AT ONCE BECAUSE I ALSO FEEL MAD BUT I FEEL GLAD ABOUT IT DONT CARE IF THAT DONT MAKE SENSE IF U KNOW U KNOW MAYBE GET A IYKYK TATTOO?
I am done yelling now. I do not apologize. WELL I HAVE A BLOG AND YOU DONT SO YOU WILL READ EVERY DAMN WORD THAT I HAVE TO SAY! What’s good Sandman.
I am stoked because I have finally cracked and decided to pivot my rage and focus into myself and my creative pursuits now instead of trying to get my man to stop his bullshit that’s just so much wasted time and I am mad at myself that I allowed it like I can have it all if I just go for it and stop text-warring settling for bare minimum because it’s never gonna happen or stop or change. that’s enough laundry I got other fish to fry.
I wrote a hilarious (to me at least) set that my gf has also confirmed is good and we work-shopped it a little it is my mission to have it done and have a smooth delivery before I get anywhere near a stage but i also gotta be quick with it before I psyche myself out. Yes you can come, please do and it will be my third time doing stand-up 6th if u count when I MC’d a few events before which instantly turns into a category 5 roast fest.
and thanks to that d**ggy-faced c*nt I will be doing stand-up wearing my red string bikini as well will be tanned and toned as f*ck so its kind of a like a look at me for all. i am f*cking serious about this fame shit now no more f-cking around, pedi at 6, bawth time now then feet finder at 7 I AM SERIOUS DO NOT DOUBT ME BYE.
ps. raymitheminx.substack.com ya cheapskates.
October 5, 2026
first time ever having that as a blog title in almost 27 years! That’s right this November we are stepping into our 27th year of blogging on raymitheminx yaaaar and now on to the funny business.
you’d be surprised how quick a micropenis will bring a community together. please submit humiliation tactics here to my micropeen paypig to see, it’s called SPH small penis humiliation. Thank goodness it’s Monday. https://t.co/C2TPyzLMxa
— RAYMI THE MINX (@raymitheminx) October 5, 2026
don’t think I can top this one lol. please comment your directions and suggestions for ridiculing a poor bastard packing a tiny tic tac today, don’t delay! i even missed some transfers in the night while I was sleeping and he canceled them this is serious lol next I need a foot guy.
September 25, 2026
Before u rake me for AI, this was made by a long time Little Raymiite so put some respect on it, we all know I am not an AI guy, in fact, I only just logged into Chatgpt for the very first time in order to grab these. I can only early-adopt so fucking much.
I mean, ya got the hot mess on point here.
Not the title of my book but it’s pretty awesome, no? Didn’t know you can make the whitest name in the world, punk. Thanks William!!
September 23, 2026
AM short-circuiting. doing everything BUT writing my book but it’s okay it’s cooling off and we’re winding down from summer now we’re almost there.
Picture a ship at sea and preparing for that voyage.
You’re getting all the goods, provisions, and shit on board bla blah we can have endless fun with this metaphor of me finally fucking writing I already stood at the window just now like a mega-hurtbag cliché, staring at the sheep I just fed and tended then I split indoors with Chester.
Chicken wings next will be coming into my life oh god I can’t wait OKAY I’ll crank this out here then everyone will be jazzed about me fucking off social media for awhile (as if) but no, for quite some bit, to tear into the book. THE BOOK THIS FUCKING BOOOOOOK!
It serves as this fantasy neverland myth of mental relief the holy grail, it will save me and all sins, atoned. A guide map to me. Maybe I will learn about myself maybe, I’ve had my fill. Less talking more doing. This blog post is a guilty pleasure treat tho. You need to have more of what you love in your life. In your days. Fundamentally it should go that way for all. My ethos is the pursuit of joy. It is like, an obsession.
Everything that I do is something I love.
When I buy eight cases of San Pellegrino it is because I love myself. When I splurged on my fantasy overalls, it’s because I love me and why restrict something that one day I planned to do, I made a mental note about and struck it from my to do list. Bucket lists! Yes. That’s my era I am living like I am dying, you know what I’m saying? You do.
It’s all about perspective. Eating to live rather than living to eat. ha ha!
This is maroon/red. A thrifted vibe. Leaving the picture huge I don’t care I am the boss here.
A masculine day. I got this shirt during a relapse period, late last summer, only wear it sober. Blue is cosmetic.
There is something I don’t like about this picture of me. It’s the eye contact. It looks insane.
Yesterday was adorable tho I love my Shannon.
Here I did this before writing this blog post. In my puttering era too i need shit to do to stay off my phone. I am getting into the Lizzie Borden thing on Netflix now and then I will binge the Willy Wonka competition show omg yay. Then Survivor too. Shannon said I couldn’t audition for Survivor, uhh, I about lit her tf up on that one I tell you what LOL.
Hopefully I am eating chicken wings right now as you look at this bye! leave a vomment thanks.
September 20, 2026
RAYMI THE MINX ON TORONTO MIKE!
Was a stellar time. I’ll isolate some clips because I talked for 1 hour and 28 minutes, golly!! Again please and next time I am bring a mirror so I can control my goddamn face. I love podcasts, invite me on yours and see me try not to curse.
September 17, 2026
(this one’s for the, guys like me, the marketing geniuses)…
I asked google, “in marketing what percentage should be selling from your social media feed and what percentage should be content posts.” -sometimes it is good to brush up on this stuff, can’t always be self-promoting on our platforms, however here’s a tip: the non-self promo posts are actually self-promo posts too. duhh. if ur good at it.
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A standard rule in social media marketing is that 20% to 30% of your content should be direct selling or promotional, while 70% to 80% should be value-driven content like education, entertainment, or community building.
Common Content Ratios
The 80/20 Rule: 80% value-driven content (informative, engaging, or entertaining posts) and 20% direct sales or product pitches. This prevents audience fatigue.
The 70/20/10 Rule: 70% original value and brand-building content, 20% curated content from external industry sources, and 10% promotional/sales offers.
The 5:3:2 Rule: Out of every 10 posts, 5 are valuable content from others (curated), 3 are original educational or brand content, and 2 are fun/personal posts.
Key Principles
Give before you ask: Build trust and authority before pushing an offer.
No rigid limits: Adjust your mix based on your specific business type, sales cycle, and audience. Restaurants or flash-sale brands may post more promotional content than long-term B2B consultants.
Focus on value: If every post feels like a sales pitch, followers will disengage. Ensure your non-sales content solves problems or entertains.
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In short, put a lot of fluff in there as well as your regular stuff the audience is into, expects, plus flash bang surprises and breakings of the internet. Scandal, trends, current events, and the viral most talked about thing of the minute. Think, what would have u reading it? A bit of TMZ and a bit of generation X style malaise, also, humour. be funny. smarter. wiser. be brilliant if u can.
September 12, 2026
I been sleeping on this selfie since I took it.
Hair and makeup on fleek yesterday. Only once I did it later for my big social outing to town to get ice cream and thinking pot. Before this glam-up I was a little bit rat of the skid kind. My fav, right behind Gargoyle and trash lady from the Labryinth. Sometimes I am Ruby Sue from Christmas Vacation.. but then also Blossom when it’s a big nose day. My bro keeps me humble don’t worry.
Hi new people and old.
Was thinking in the crapper ’bout the past just a bit of reflection nahhmsayin and I was chuckling thinking how I would go days without moderating my blog comments which was a problem because my fans were ravenous for the water cooler hangs that my vomments sections brought.
I had to moderate because of trolls that I did not and would not trust to wreak havoc on my beloved raymitheminx domain and thus, I employed a friend to mod for me when we went away for a week and this happened more than once. He was SO addicted to the racket that he would check comments for new ones when HE KNEW I WASN’T GONNA BE REPLYING TO ANY TIL I GOT BACK. This was pre-facebook so when Facebook came around we were like, so what, why? Also with twitter, I had to be forced to adopt the trend as I already had a thriving community in the palm of my hand. So those on it before me only were so because they were not popular like me (Carrie!)
Later on when I would link my blog posts to facebook to drive traffic my godmother said but where is the blog post?? People lost the ability to understand that they can go outside of facebook that there is internet outside of facebook. To get people these days to click off their platform to go to something else is a feat. If ur og (original gangster) like me u have seen it all and u know what I am saying.
Ps. my blog is 27 on Nov 28th!!!!
and so, my comment section was lit and fun and caused mischief and I have been told that I am very good at the comment. leaving them on other blogs too it was a whole network of us and if I was jelly of someone else’ post I would have to troll them to stand out, that was the name of the game. Years flew by. I did not properly monetize a thing and I did a lot of freebies.. so what, just a bit bitter as now the tools exist to cash in (still ain’t too late).
Can you believe going days without reading emails or checking comments and Facebook doesn’t exist. I would leave my laptop at the condo because the cottage didn’t have wi-fi what’s the point then fill up my SD card on my camera with pics because I couldn’t dump the pics so u keep deleting one of 5 pics of a sunset all weekend long. Now I check notifications more than inhaling and exhaling it’s beyond a sickness and I recognize it in others and ofc in myself. I can lock-in for hours standing still that’s why I will never have cellulite.
Not checking emails and comments for days was a tactic of my partner I believe to have me all to himself. You would think he would spend one minute out of that week gassing me up ever or telling me I am pretty and fun but nope, never got validated by my man because he thought I got enough from all of you from my blog from an entity that was not human but yet human, he thought he got to fall short. I wish I told him straight. We might have made it. I didn’t see a way for people to stop being moody tho, that’s my number one hatred. That and hearing people yawn for attention.
Thru this blog many doors have opened for me. I have made many friend and some foe. It anchors me, soothes me. I learn. We laugh. I feel less alone. I wished for messageboards before they existed and somehow getting my journals shared en masse I thought I would leave one in the park with a log for people to sign it out, I was 11 come on LOL. I’ve got some missing journals and I am desperate to know who took them off me when I was hammered. I planned to scan and publish them. FUCKKKKKKKKKK (ok putting that nagging thought away).
Anyway, back to this blog. I gotta find a pic for this post now, publish it, share it on ig, substack https://substack.com/@raymitheminx, fb and twitter. then edit my Orchard bar SSS Short sex story for substack and a smoldering photograph THEN wash my damn hair I am turning into one of the feral kids from Texas chainsaw massacre that helps Jessica Biel escape RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
RIP SARAH
I will be extra Raymazing for you today kiddo!
I noticed you weren’t commenting or engaging and i am ever so glad I reached out in time.
To all my little Raymis with health issues or going MIA or goin thru something, please let me know because worrying is my sport of interest PLEASE don’t go dippin’ on me. Serious.
RLW ESQ.
Did you subscribe to my Youtube channel yet it’s free!!!
Getting real close now to getting attacked by a sheep. Is it worth it for the ‘gram?
Count your blessings everything in life is temporary.
Oh ya, my stalker got love-bombed all summer long, mocked me, copied me, and was smug BUT he dumped her ass and kicked her out! Now she’s grifting off her son she was a deadbeat mother to. Carrie you suck! Karma finds its way eh maybe u shouldn’t have stalked and harassed and tormented a mentally vulnerable woman in Canada for over twenty years!!!!! I shake when I write about you, proof u are toxic and terrible for me. We are enjoying the smoke and mirrors performance too tho maybe u should open up and be honest for once with yourself?
lets see if she replies she usually does
message to Lena Dunham on substack
“still working on my book but I need to level up, what do u do when u feel a plateau, when u know ur ace at your craft and the work is coming, will come and be glorious, but u want an adrenaline surge of validation during the in-betweens rush of publication dopamine. I am looking for my marketing lever. I think I just want people to know so I dont have to do the work and write it all. overwhelming. thanks for listening LD.”
