sodasamson says:

I didn’t know we were getting wasted

sodasamson says:

maybe you should put up one more pic of you in the tub…

sodasamson says:

(sarcasm)

raymi says:

SHUTUP

raymi says:

maybe u should put up one more emo post

sodasamson says:

I’m gonna kick yer ASS when i see you!

sodasamson says:

get ready for a whoopin’

sodasamson says:

okay I’m bored

sodasamson says:

let’s go now

raymi says:

ok

raymi says:

ill leave in five mins

sodasamson says:

start early finish early

raymi says:

our boyfriend fil is gonna meet us there

sodasamson says:

I’m not friends with fil anymore

sodasamson says:

I’m over him

sodasamson says:

it’s done

raymi says:

why

raymi says:

im trying to think of something condescending to say

my underwear is on inside-out. i don’t care. samir and i will be hanging out in an hour for the first time since redparty. when we don’t talk or write for a few days samir calls and asks if we are still friends and fil will say hey samir, remember when we were friends? yeah, that was awesome.

being insecure is the funnest.

i pretty much hate everyone today equally. my throat is all closed-up. tonite i’m going to get wasted the not-drinking-during-the-week is temporarily on hiatus for tonite because I AM TURNING TO THE HOOCH because because BECAUSE!

i need to get slammed and shit-trash the world with my peeps.

shit-talking not slammed isn’t as effective or fun.

tara reid, eat your heart out.

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i went and had a smoke on the balcony with wet hair last nite and now i am sick.

i don’t have anything nice to say right now.

if it weren’t for this kitten and rooster i would eat garbage right about now.

some douchebag whoever won raymitheminx.com and is using it to advertise porn however he’s having it point to my archives and at the bottom right there’s all these links like ‘glory-hole’ sex bag’ whatever – it’s fucking GREAT that something i began at the age of 17 is now a fucking porn site. legally is this person allowed to use my image to advertise porn? like there’sa picture of me and bunny kissing right above the porn links. do i have any legal rights in this situation? like yeah u can have porn but you can’t have my old domain and have it point to my archives that do not belong to you to get people to look at porn can you? either way i’m changing my url altogether fuck the internet. f that guy i dunno, DO SOMETHING.

Mike says:

where the fuck is your friend jeff

raymi says:

he is not my friend he is my arch enemy jeffosidius from planet firwux

Mike says:

weren’t you like 1 years old when Kiss broke up?

raymi says:

i have been sent ten trillion lightyears into the past here, an obscene amount of lightyears behind to battle him to the death

raymi says:

kiss, pardon me but i do not understand what that word is

Mike says:

the shirt you are wearing in your picture

Mike says:

Kiss

Mike says:

rock band

Mike says:

from America

Mike says:

you are not from the future

Mike says:

you are from Ontario

raymi says:

http://www.mercerunion.org

the t-shirt of which you refer to is merely the symbol for this place
raymi says:

it has zero affiliations to this “kiss”

Mike says:

fair enough

raymi says:

one day 8 years ago i shot thee jeffosidius with a quadruple laser beam fargonaut, you know that scar on his stomache in the shape of fecal matter? that was me.

Mike says:

good work

Mike says:

he has it coming

raymi says:

do you have any advice

Mike says:

plenty

raymi says:

well

Mike says:

i’d say go for it

Mike says:

i mean why not

Mike says:

if you end up having to kill someone its just part of the process

raymi says:

my planet kylix and his have a deep conflict between us

raymi says:

an ancient grudge

raymi says:

his planet firwux has tried many a time to steal our precious griz root and waged war on my planet to retrieve it

Mike says:

he must be destroyed at all costs

raymi says:

jeffosidius’ people are not very bright

raymi says:

they used up their resources all too soon

Mike says:

they are good for slave labor

raymi says:

soon they will be out of tinklin spirits

raymi says:

jeffosidius is part of the herti species

raymi says:

they seek to impregnate the women of my planet

raymi says:

so as to bare claim to the griz root

raymi says:

THEY MUST BE DESTROYED

Mike says:

your transponder is out of alignment

raymi says:

i fear i will not be able to return to kylix

Mike says:

seriously

raymi says:

so for the time being i am adapting to earth life

raymi says:

while here i must carry out my one destiny in life

Mike says:

i reccommend the chicken kiev

raymi says:

that is to kill jeffosidius

raymi says:

i understand he has taken the form of a human male and goes by the name of jeff halpin

raymi says:

what a common name

raymi says:

harh har har MAUAHAHAHAHA