what happened to all the cool people who use to read my blog now it’s nothing but ugly little 15 year olds in california telling me to LOOSE WEIGHT and they furiously masturbate to fil like they’re putting out fires hey guess what go outside and get boyfriends.
Monthly Archives: September 2006
i bought skinny jeans
the first pair i grabbed were $59 so i assumed they all were the same price i dunno why and then i said lise grab me a black pair and they were $88 and i didn’t find out until after i paid fil don’t read what you just read i know it’s not your money bla bla whatever fil didn’t like the shoes i got him they look kind of goofy too bad cos they were on sale. we went to magic pony and a documentary was being filmed and i walked around in the background so i can’t wait til it comes out so i get to see the part i was in edited out that made sense right? today was expensive and i don’t care. i bought a shirt too and some trinkets.
i just wanted to let u know that I read your book in one sitting… i love your humor and your outlook on life. Your writing style is easy for me to read…i like how your stories are all in first person like the way you did it….I have been procrastinating on the review I am waiting for the right creative moment and i want to use quotes from your book and stuff and my idea is to do a reiew on my blog..themn all my blog readers will want to go buy your book! I hope! Why wouldn’t they…come on if they have any sense in them they will. My only dissapointment was that it wasn’t long enough. I still love it though. I will read it again. I love your drawings cause they are just so funny they make me laugh..I can see why people would want to buy tshirts with your cartoon drawings and funy thoughts coming from the characters..you are so creative. I bet you helped a few people with your book. I have some issues Im dealing with myself and reading about your experiences kinda helps me put things into perspective in some sort of way. I really suck at explaining myself.
You sure have been through some tough shit in your life my heart goes out to you for having to experience some of those terrible things you had me in tears and then laughing and thinking of my own life too.anyway… i hope u are doing well these days and that u and phil are doing good and your meds are all working out and that you will eventually drink only 4 days of the week maybe even three! I wish i could meet you one night when we are both drunk cause then it would be easy for me to talk to you…otherwise Im pretty shy about that sorta thing. so let me know if you are ever in victoria…ill buy you a drink
ps im trying to care less about what everybody else thinks! why why why do we do this!!
there is this guy in the park every nite and sometimes in the morning and he is obsessive compulsive, he sweeps the entire park searching for drugs i guess and he does it every fucking nite and he totally shuts out the world. it’s pretty interesting but mostly sad. it makes me wonder where he is when not in the park, tweaking on someone’s couch? last friday he was on his hands and knees under the lamp post searching the same spot for an hour wtf. and he never looks up or around there could be gunshots and he would still druggily be searching with his hands all crouched over.
and then there’s the tall skinny white guy who changes his clothes against that little building and i have seen his dick at least ten times and his flabby flat ass.
Phil: you’ve seen his dick?
i told u
Phil: i blocked it out
stop looking at dude’s dicks
hes a homeless junky
nothing to be jealous of
lise hooked me up with the raddest boots last nite i will take a picture of them later i probably shouldn’t be awake right now unnghgh i came home last nite and boozebreathed in fil’s face FIL WAKE UP LOOOK AT MY BOOOOOOOTS LOOK LOOOOOK and then i kissed and hugged him and tried to cuddle with him like a lecherous perv and then fell asleep on my face cos i had the spins and my bangs are all fucked now LISE WAKE UP LETS RENT MOVIES.
i am very sexy.
i am going to be in an internet commercial. it is being filmed in lise‘s kitchen tonite and i get to drink free wine for it i will tell u more later i know! i am even jealous of myself! oh yeah i will be eating cheese as well. the commercial is for a wine company i dunno if i am even allowed to be disclosing this much like hi top secret info doooodz.
last nite we watched duets and fil kept claiming how “funny” it was or was about to be and i fully disagree NOT FUNNY AT ALL. more like sad and depressing and cheesy and stressful. all nite long i kept saying CHANGE IT I CAN’T BREATHE FROM ALL OF THIS LAUGHING HELP PLEASE SERIOUSLY I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER MINUTE HELP ME FIL THE FUNNY PART IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?! OH LOOK PAUL GIAMATTI IS HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN _HYSTERICAL_LAUGHABLE_SIDE-SPLITTING! OMG HE’S HOLDING UP A GAS STATION I AM NOW VOMITTING OUT OF MY EARS AND EYES AND MOUTH THIS IS TOO TOO TOO MUCH!!!1 OH LOOK HIS FRIEND IS SHOT DEAD STOP THE WORLD THIS IS FUNNIER THAN AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and so on.