Beat and the pulse

Some people may prefer a little, electro? What is this music called? This is another jam that I am presently murdering around the house. Also, you hear a bit of couple’s bantering (bickering) if you’re in to a bit of diva behind the scenes REAL Raymi kinda shit. This one although posted after Let me roll it ousted first place for amount of hits (now, Let me roll it is back in the lead). As a long time purveyor of ME content, a release, wait, and watch them back type of chronicler this tells me something. I know a lot about you guys, basically, more than you’ve considered. I study that shit up guy so happy Friday from The Expert! It’s my last day of being 28 years old. Perfect day for a run with the pooch in the sun. If I wear a knit thing on my ears will I look stupid in the outside world? If I had my way I’d have sliced the first 30 seconds off this video. Appréciez!

Let me roll it

There’s no way I’d even try to put this one on youtube, no one could handle the ass not even here can it be handled. Welp that should tell ya something. This is a regular highly-rotated jam around these parts and a great one to blast on a Friday, any day.

Pick yer fav.

The last one is a bonus for you jerks lol and might even be my audition for her future biopic jajaja. Got cuter ones for later even I am impressed by. Plus some more stupid of course as uje.

I demand a recall. Does this look like normal vodka to you? Oh well this drink is delish that I just invented. Pre-drinking while team stupid naps. Oh plus it was Teacher who bought it lol. -Birthday week.

Also might I add: RIPenny. Heard it here first.

These were all mistakes

Until I realized I was taking screen grabs instead of videos.

On the last day of being blond you will do anything to stop time.

Knowing what I know now people say. I say, I would have enjoyed myself even more. My time then, knowing that I would be right here right now I’d have smiled more. Been less stressed out about shit. That’s the only difference.

But I’m making up for it now.

Obviously I caught on that it was taking stills.

Sepia reminds me of The Wizard of Oz, the before colour part of course. And now I want to hear Somewhere over the rainbow. And then I found this rare gem, listen to what Liza (or Lorna) says in the beginning of this clip. When her voice cracks a few times during this performance it hurts my heart a little, so tragic her true life was. Once you become a celebrity you are doomed. I love Meet me in St. Louis. Nostalgia vortex!

Know who you’re dealing with

Someone said I look 40 yesterday. One of my obsessive biggest fans of course otherwise known as a hater. So, I can take it, lay it on me, how old do I look? Also might I add, how relevant is that really? Do my chances of “making it” end when I turn 30? Do you know Kim Kardashian is over 30? My mother was on Creeps for Christ sakes. Ps. look at my body, is that the body of a 40 year old? I am french, I have dark circles beneath my eyes, it is my heritage. I’m going to keep at it to spite you, the older and older I get the more I will still be there so you need to ask yourself how long you are going to punish yourself hating on me for. What if I get more famous! That will so suck for you won’t it!

How old does Raymi Look?
younger! 25-7
Her age: 28 turning 29.
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It’s only older than me shitheads or bitches my own age who say I look older anyway so who cares. Young chicks are shocked when they learn my age and definitely 50% of that is attributed to how I act, young spirited and fancy free so you remember that ya old windbags acting all stiff and crabby and frowning all the time, you are projecting OLD. I am not, nor will I ever and my body will always look young for as long as I can manage. Thank you Demi Moore.

Nice pants Courtney. Traveling Raymi pants.

Too many corn flakes teach said. Shut up hater I liked it!

Don’t base your judges on the last few days pictures either because I said so.

Except here in which I look like a retarded baby.

Classy sassy hostess Courtney strikes again.

Love your friends.

She’s got the look of bourbon in her eyes. No wait I did. No wait, she did.

Change will do you good

Now before you go tell me to go fuck myself this IS a big change for me. It’s the first time I’ve come back from a salon with a darker root in, years.

Brennen said we’re going to ride this blonde out. There’s no point to paint over the blonde I already have. Makes sense, plus, I can handle gradual better.

So I’m posting these few to share what it looks like. Still mega blonde. Sorry for the drama explosion, I was actually ready to make the dark leap but with what I’ve got, my tresses aren’t. This way is going to be way healthier and smarter. Less hasty. I was far more worried about all the chicks coming in with longer all same-length hair and leaving with bangs, christ I am not falling for that again.

Anyway, see, this is a big deal, because instead of hiding my roots now I get to embrace and flaunt them because they’re caramel now and next visit there will be more to work with. If you’re going to say something shitty to me now don’t bother. In Raymi world it matters. All interested parties care and this is the Raymi club so deal. Read the three word url up in the address bar.


We had a good run.

Yes I am a disaster over this and mourning like cray. I am reluctantly giving in. I don’t know why I am doing this to myself either, looking at these by blogging them is making me feel really stupid because I think my hair looks good. Not broke don’t fix it (yes it’s broke) but, you can’t totally tell.

Only sort of and not really in pictures. I could totally deal living the rest of my life walking with my head to the wall no problem, easy.


The cons: Every other hair days can be a handful, and eyeful. I try to take a survivor approach to life, by day 39 what would Raymi look like? Probably Nick Nolte’s mugshot. Ha I’d be lucky to look even that good. I’ll give you something to do today, you can google it yourself. But anyway, Au natural will make my hair grow better and I don’t think I’ll be becoming a porn star so why do I need the platinum locks for? This is straight up husslin’ gold diggin’ hair and I haven’t even had the chance to stretch its legs yet boo-urns. I know that I can look good in platinum, as a dark haired girl it’s a mystery and one NEVER knows until they make the leap.

So it is true. Blondes do have more fun. The word itself, throw an ‘e’ on it or not who cares lets hit a patio lol.

I’m partially afraid I will be treated with less specialness IRL now, sometimes I am treated like a dainty princess before I even have a chance to do anything and it’s fun to coast in the role why not, I have proven myself my entire life I am exhausticated and fucking tired carry my bags sure I’m scared a car will drive by me and slosh a mud puddle on to my head and I’m wearing librarian glasses and ugly brown clothing AHHA. I will kill you people if that happens. Saboteurs.

I’ll be striking with darker hair, maybe I should focus on the positives for once. HA ha what’s that? As long as I don’t lose length and don’t cut bangs we’ll be cool I hope I don’t get a hair hat from the healthier hair sprouting out and the light feather thin ends make me look like a Barbapapa. Fine, positives. Healthy hair growth.

What if this is just my hair now, thin cos I’m old so I could have just stayed stupid blond and now I’m a brown sad cow. AND I look older. Most number one big fear of all, the darker the hair framing my face the harsher I’ll look. HARSH VALID SIGH.

And so begins this platinum jellybean funeral. We are gathered here today Little Raymis to share in our love and fondness of Raymbo Bright, Courtney Raymi Love, alleged Paris Hilton Wannabe, RTM.

What a great turn out, wow, Blond Raymi would have been touched by this. And, did you know she will be 29 on Saturday too? That also sucks. Ha.

28 lookin’ great! is now 29 feeling fine.

I’ll just take more vitamins. Madonna did backflips at the Superbowl so, yeah.

This photo is the one that KILLS ME.

Alright, time to do it. Peace. Kanye West dance party times. Love Raymes.