It’s not always about me

IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 I wrote a thing about Vasko the magnificent who brought me in to the big leagues with the awesomest photoshoot I’ve ever done. Thanks bro. There’s still loads of shots you cats haven’t ever seen btw I am enacting big girl patience big time on sitting on the rest of them but then when we run out I guess we’ll have to take more.


Erin English

Now here’s a blurb from my feature,

…I’m sure that sometimes there will be chemistry in the air as the smokin’ hot subject and artist create together. As she undresses bit-by-bit and the portraits click by, telling the ‘taking my clothes off for the camera’ story. How can you resist that? I mean, it is a job and there are rules enforced in the workplace for reasons yeah, but who doesn’t fall in love sometimes? Hats off to you Vasko your portfolio is ridonkulous and in the competitive photography industry you are killing it one hot chick at a time.

Ooh scintillating? Read the rest and see ya next time.

And don’t forget my favourite and in-part inspiration for the article, le collage.

Thanks for watchin’! -RAYMI BUN-BUN. Going for a run run later in the sun sun. LOL shut up.

Stay thirsty.

She really loves you Priscilla.

The adventure continues. The adventures of your hero turning into a middle aged suburbanite right before your very eyes. Shoot me. No wait, I will do it myself.

Not bad for a Monday night though. It was actually super fun. Once the buffet started to digest in my taughtly-zipped upright sitting torso and the vodka kept flowing. When in Rome. By Rome I mean, sea of geriatrics and the types of people who groupie Elvis impersonators.

PFFFFFFFFT. My idea obvs. So good.

We were mean girls in the hotel bar afterward I don’t know what that means exactly but lets just say Evlis’ stage mother cock blocked the hell out of him.

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As deep as a bite as dark as the night

Where was we now.

Ah yes, gettin’ through November.

Sweet, sweet November.

Happy Birthday Lois! These were wiped from my last blog post no idea why, I didn’t touch the thing all weekend long. Well, Saturday. Meh.

More mom love. going out with them Again tonight. I have to wear a dress. It’s okay I know what I’m busting out don’t worry.

I’m not sure but I think blueberry teas make me nauseous as I’d likely already be nauseous if it warranted drinking one.

Red is my colour this season it just is I suppose.

Torso chiseling motivation.

No clue.

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Raymcation other perspective

Was feeling archival and nostalgic sometime this week and what with the crap weather I really dig my vacay shots, there are scores of them. Why not share some? Luckily in Aruba no one knows anything about Toronto so I could wear that hat freely. I can wear it in Borington too when I go running. Funny how my Playboy hat is the one I’m fearful to run in out here, that’s a call for way too much attention. Maybe I should get over myself?

Yeah no not crappening.

First day sunset.

Was pretty zonkedhausted and delirious as a result by that point. At dinner I knocked my wine glass over the linen table out on our private VIPLEASE dining terrace. It was pretty windy and I was being pretty expressive in my hand gestures, tired and looped. Aren’t Raymcations exciting?

Too bad I can’t wear hot pink sunglasses in the winter time. Too bad I can, but only at night in a night club. Funny how that works.

Baha I look almost nakes.

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I drink honey straight from the beehive

This was a fun way to spend a Tuesday! Raymi and the girls went out to celebrate my mom’s birthday in a spacious castlesque nightclub. Watch us now!

I wore my crazy pants for Tracey. She liked photographing them, I knew she would.

Janeane Garofalo was treated to a personal tour of the entire joint. I don’t even try and I make fans everywhere I go and the more I ignore the more they want. Madonna complex much? Just telling you the facts here people.

He’s reeeeally going for it eh. Think I should prob get another pair of black milk tights eh? Do you forget that I am Canadian sometimes folks?

This was the night I wasn’t going to drink. One or two and a shot don’t count, really. I was good two days after. I’m going to be good all weekend long. I am in to challenging myself or the idea of it at least. It’s going to be a long winter I need all the brain exercises there are.

Being confronted by the gorgeousest chandelier and then sitting beneath it practically in awe. Enchanting princess needs well met, I say.

Poor Lois. It will be redeemed! Swearsies. Hope they come with me to Puerto Rico! Or you too. THINK ABOUT IT. Surf, yoga, parties. You’ll get some wine out of it too, Raymi Travel pack. Other goodies and hook-ups also + you’ll be with me. Maybe fallin’ in love and shit! We’ll talk more about it tomorrow kay but lest you sign up in the night be sure to use this code: BORICUA13 to ensure wino-collection. ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM. You are the breast.

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I’d grab a crocodile by its tail

Conversation started August 9, 2011

4:13pm

Kate Nagon:
so when you had black hair it was like you were that elvira chick, but without the sagging boobs, and wrinkles of mass destruction

yea I suck balls with complimenting people.

4:15pm

Amy Aurline
haha thank you. she lived beside an ex bf of mine

4:15pm

Kate Nagon

that’s amazing
I had an ex who was obsessed with her
when she met her she lost her shit. I just thought she was boring.. not to say you are

Amy Aurline

she has big tits and it worked your site is confusing to me and scary but cool k gotta go bye Kate!

4:19pm

(later) Kate Nagon
sup

5:49pm

AmyAurline

busy

Kate Nagon

fun

September 29, 2011

10:32am

Kate Nagon

the crazy site is finally crazy up and updated weekly or so

10:38am

Amy Aurline

wicked

10:39am

Kate Nagon

thanks darlin!

October 17 (this year, just passed)

Amy Aurline

are you “fucking with me”

5:38pm

Kate Nagon

I dont think so
unless I am.. I dunno.. I do a lot of stuff.. do you think I am?

5:40pm

Amy Aurline

I do not understand the significance of 42 on my timeline so yes it feels like being fucked with. or are you being outside artist?

5:40pm

Kate Nagon

“The number 42 is, in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, “The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything”, calculated by an enormous supercomputer over a period of 7.5 million years. Unfortunately no one knows what the question is. Thus, to calculate the Ultimate Question, a special computer the size of a small planet and using organic components was created and named “Earth”.”

5:43pm

Kate Nagon

see
how are you?

6:28pm

Amy Aurline

i love the movie

6:28pm

Kate Nagon

good

6:28pm

Amy Aurline

im alrighty thank you for asking.

6:29pm

Kate Nagon

:)

Friday

1:38pm

Kate Nagon

the suit I have is for girls. It doesn’t fit me one bit, but it’s got legs too. It’s awesome.

1:39pm

Amy Aurline

what amazing. i am a bonafide retard who def wear that shit.

1:42pm

Kate Nagon

1:42pm

Amy Aurline

supes cute!

1:43pm

Kate Nagon

yar

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Just a MOment

Lol. In a Sunday social networking trance.

Nice work Caron! #MOVEMBER HOLLA.

Love these chicks! The calendar is going to rock. Jennifer in the adorabz dress and Casie in her cute little number.

MOSISTAS 4EVS (Donate to our group page thanks very very much!) we care about guy’s health, mental and butt. I spy O’Nizzler too. Thanks Alison for the shorts and hair flowers! Great stylist life saver.

Bluren. Can’t wait to see the shots.

Very fun shoot.

Oh hi.