Conversation started August 9, 2011

4:13pm

Kate Nagon:
so when you had black hair it was like you were that elvira chick, but without the sagging boobs, and wrinkles of mass destruction

yea I suck balls with complimenting people.

4:15pm

Amy Aurline
haha thank you. she lived beside an ex bf of mine

4:15pm

Kate Nagon

that’s amazing
I had an ex who was obsessed with her
when she met her she lost her shit. I just thought she was boring.. not to say you are

Amy Aurline

she has big tits and it worked your site is confusing to me and scary but cool k gotta go bye Kate!

4:19pm

(later) Kate Nagon
sup

5:49pm

AmyAurline

busy

Kate Nagon

fun

September 29, 2011

10:32am

Kate Nagon

the crazy site is finally crazy up and updated weekly or so

10:38am

Amy Aurline

wicked

10:39am

Kate Nagon

thanks darlin!

October 17 (this year, just passed)

Amy Aurline

are you “fucking with me”

5:38pm

Kate Nagon

I dont think so
unless I am.. I dunno.. I do a lot of stuff.. do you think I am?

5:40pm

Amy Aurline

I do not understand the significance of 42 on my timeline so yes it feels like being fucked with. or are you being outside artist?

5:40pm

Kate Nagon

“The number 42 is, in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, “The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything”, calculated by an enormous supercomputer over a period of 7.5 million years. Unfortunately no one knows what the question is. Thus, to calculate the Ultimate Question, a special computer the size of a small planet and using organic components was created and named “Earth”.”

5:43pm

Kate Nagon

see
how are you?

6:28pm

Amy Aurline

i love the movie

6:28pm

Kate Nagon

good

6:28pm

Amy Aurline

im alrighty thank you for asking.

6:29pm

Kate Nagon

Friday

1:38pm

Kate Nagon

the suit I have is for girls. It doesn’t fit me one bit, but it’s got legs too. It’s awesome.

1:39pm

Amy Aurline

what amazing. i am a bonafide retard who def wear that shit.

1:42pm

Kate Nagon

1:42pm

Amy Aurline

supes cute!

1:43pm

Kate Nagon

yar

1:44pm

Amy Aurline

omg hunnnnng

1:44pm

Kate Nagon
yea eh
partied hard?

1:45pm

Amy Aurline

yeah well just not enough food base for the ten jillion drinks we had

1:45pm

Kate Nagon

you know
I am born without an enzyme or something
that prevents me from having hangovers
I can drink to one inch of my life and I will be fine the next day. I also get drunk/sober faster
it’s not all that rare.. like 1 in 2500 ppl

1:47pm

AmyAUrline

youre like an asian guy then?

1:47pm

Kate Nagon

I suppose that may be it!

1:47pm

Amy Aurline

it was the white wine for sure that always kills me

1:48pm

Kate Nagon

but as a white folk that’s weird

1:48pm

Amy Aurline

thats insane yeah
i wonder if i do a shot of vodka if that will help or hurt

1:49pm

Kate Nagon

nah that’s a whole lot of bs
hydrate up

1:49pm

Amy Aurline

true say yeah

1:50pm

Kate Nagon

Amy what are you doing on sat?

1:51pm

Amy Aurline
supposed to go to some thing in yorkville, spa party whatever. prob will bail. whats up?

1:52pm

KAte Nagon

I am having a thing. I info you
I DOUBT it’s your scene though

1:53pm

Amy Aurline
whats not my scene? Everything is my scene. seen?

1:53pm

Kate Nagon
crazy loud house music

1:53pm
Amy Aurline
hhaa soundsfun.

1:54pm

Kate Nagon
welp there’s the invite!

1:54pm

Amy Aurline

is there an fb event?

1:54pm

Kate Nagon
Ijust sent

1:54pm

Amy Aurline
thanks! ill let you know if i can come supposed to be photographed the next day so i might have to be good

1:54pm

Kate Nagon
yea I have a shoot the next day too lol
this is an example of the visuals that will be projected
cause we’re fucked up and awesome

1:55pm

Amy Aurline
ooh costume party
thats hot now ill go mbate

1:55pm

Kate Nagon

HAHAHAH

1:56pm

Amy Aurline
i was going to tweet mkate < mbate. but then everyone would hate me more.

1:56pm

Kate Nagon

I have haters
but then
you sift through it all
and then end up loving you

1:57pm

Amy Aurline

i have mad crazy multi-year long avid fucking psycho haters

1:57pm

Kate Nagon

did you see that crazy thing one of my fans made me
I was blown away

1:58pm

Amy Aurline
wow. no one loves me that much.
I should write about you for my next thing.

1:59pm

Kate Nagon
LOL
it’s weird man
all of a sudden ppl take notice
and crazy shit
I had this insane.. LIKE insane 30 year old chick preposition me for sex for NO reason.. I am an idiot who makes stupid she.. and she wanted to bang me because of that and im like.. BITCH YOU CRAYYY
I WISH I could make that up.. It needs to happen more
how is —- treating you?
I feel we started on the wrong foot, an that we’re the same sort of retarded. So nice to finally meet you!

2:01pm

Amy Aurline

aww shucks i feel the same
i actually dont know shit about you. i did some lurking and youre some kind of artist hipster guy right? yeah thats the nature of internet phenom, peeps wanna fuck you. could be worse right.

2:01pm

Kate Nagon
yes
on both fronts
I am the guy who makes the shit that tumblr kids love

2:02pm
Amy Aurline
thats smart you should learn me some tumblr geniosity

2:03pm
Kate Nagon
im on it

2:04pm
Amy Aurline
whats your url

2:04pm
Kate Nagon
erm
I mean
I am gonna get on it
that kinda on it
2:04pm
Amy Aurline
got it.
is that your real job do u have one?
2:05pm
Kate Nagon
do it
yea that IS my real job
it’s trippy
there’s a bunch of cool shit I am working on too
for cool things
but I can’t talk about em
I also get a lot of CD type consulting gigs
2:06pm
Amy Aurline
i hear ya. show me your tumblr!
2:06pm
Kate Nagon
it doesn’t exist!
my site does
2:06pm
Amy Aurline
that is cool
2:06pm
Kate Nagon
2:06pm
Amy Aurline
ahh i get it tumblr kids jock ya love you cool cool
2:07pm
Kate Nagon
a lot of ppl seem to. I change with the pulse of aesthetic style
or try to
2:07pm
Amy Aurline
omg hilar awesome
2:07pm
Kate Nagon
lol
2:07pm
Amy Aurline
adventure website
2:08pm
Kate Nagon
yea lots of fun
2:08pm
Amy Aurline
wow these chicks
we should do a shoot

2:09pm
Kate Nagon
you know ————- suggested that
2:09pm
Amy Aurline
he did! he rules.
your site is making my scatterbrain somehow normal
2:12pm
Kate Nagon
yea it’ll do that
it’s crazy person approved
2:13pm
Amy Aurline
———– pleeeeeeeeeease
i am never drinking white wine again
2:14pm
Kate Nagon
lol!
yea booze isn’t my fav
2:15pm
Amy Aurline
paired with teeny portions of food. i wonder if we should eat tacos or wings later
2:15pm
Kate Nagon
it’s a tough choice
2:16pm
Amy Aurline
grand electric lineup friday nah
2:18pm
Kate Nagon
I think that place is overhyped to the tits
it’s OK
but line up/prices make me go meh
2:19pm
Amy Aurline
we eat insane amounts of tacos there espesh when hung
“My friend from Miami who has been in a million hurricanes who’s also kind of Assberger’s-y walked down 33 flights of stairs from his apartment in the West Village alone in the dark after drinking a bottle of wine and hiked through the 80MPH winds to my apartment in the Lower East Side to meet up for an end-of-the-world party at a bar across the street from my house. He’s pretty much the most badass person I know at this point in my life. When he arrived, he told me the weirdest thing he saw on his walk was a very nice looking, well dressed guy with his pants down below his ankles, feverishly masturbating on a street corner. That wins for the weirdest thing I’ve heard that has happened in the entire universe of hurricane news.”
STREET CARNAGE » THOUGHTS ON THE HURRICANE
funny
2:21pm
Kate Nagon
that’s the best
I need to see more of that
2:23pm
Amy Aurline
sounds very parkdale
2:24pm
Kate Nagon
maybe they were masking the real origin
and it was pdale
2:26pm
Amy Aurline
parkdale is heartbreaking sometimes man
speaking of i have been on a vodka bender for 2 fucking months
2:27pm
Kate Nagon
I live next to the loblaws at queen and portland
mmm
2:27pm
Amy Aurline
i would eat a loblaws rotisserie chicken in four seconds
2:28pm
Kate Nagon
a whole one?
mad skillz
2:28pm
Amy Aurline
i am an eating machine
2:29pm
Kate Nagon
like a food processor?
this party thing is causing me to watch too much porn
and then
I HAVE to SCRAMBLE IT
2:30pm
Amy Aurline
oh poor you!
2:30pm
Kate Nagon
densensitized
desensitized *!
my brian is already fucked
FUCKKKkkkkkkud
——–
another for the party
the thing is
these are all gonna be proijected HUGE
spliced with skulls, evil shit
etc
2:31pm
Amy Aurline
that might be a useful tumblr
2:31pm
Kate Nagon
hahah
nah too clean
mine have to look like they came out of a bad vhs or cable box
2:52pm
Amy Aurline
totally haha
ok i bathed
2:57pm
Kate Nagon
yay
2:58pm
Amy Aurline
——- guy on way.
3:12pm
Kate Nagon
I have some sweet ass ———-
5:37pm
Amy AUrline
ooh is that ———
3 vodka mini swigs ——— nursing heineken i feel less suicidal now
———- says hi
5:44pm
Kate Nagon
amazing! Tell her sup and let her know about the party. She is welcome to come
6:20pm
Amy Aurline
i told her
6:20pm
Kate Nagon
Spanks you love
6:22pm
Amy Aurline
i going to eat at brockton general tonight with ———. my eyes are bloodshot red from crying hangover.
6:28pm
Kate Nagon
Ha! Tell him I said hi! He’s coming tomo
6:50pm
Amy Aurline
ok i will. ill tell him we spoke all day and re: photoshoot thinger
i told him to bring me visine
6:59pm
Kate Nagon
Ahahha nice
Saturday
11:40am
Kate Nagon
meow
12:21pm
Amy Aurline
hii
12:21pm
Kate Nagon
OHH HELLLLLLO
12:22pm
Amy Aurline
ohhi
12:22pm
Kate Nagon

HI YO!
12:33pm
Kate Nagon
sup
12:33pm
Amy Aurline
sticky keyboard
12:33pm
Kate Nagon
ha
we need a day that’s called “Kate and Amy make stupid cool shit while ————- day day”
12:37pm
Amy Aurline
yes where do you live
12:38pm
Kate Nagon

———— and ————–
12:50pm
Amy Aurline
yeah we can have a writing photo brainstorming session
12:52pm
Kate Nagon
yarrr
12:52pm
Amy Aurline
i am way less hung today
12:57pm
Kate Nagon
woo!
less wine?
1:00pm
Amy Aurline
actually half a bottle of red and did drink a lot but u never get hung the second time around as bad cos you drink sliiightly less
1:01pm
Kate Nagon
see Iwouldnt know lol
1:02pm
Amy AUrline
true. but people saythesethings of lore
andthen they turn out true
1:02pm
Kate Nagon
LORE!
lol
amazing
1:03pm
Amy Aurline
i know im fucking lord of the rings right now so hard
i spilled pop in my laptop over summer and sometimes the keys get sticky so thats why words group together that and i type like a maniac
1:04pm
Kate Nagon
I like that
it fits
iwant to do stufflike that
wow!
1:05pm
Kate Nagon
likewhat1
1:05pm
Kate Nagon
likethat!
1:05pm
Amy Aurline
bahah my typing. this entire conversation should be put on the internet
well no im pretty sure i say some trainwrecky shit
oh! yeah stickykeys
1:05pm
Kate Nagon
see
im telling you
I am the ultimate train wreck
but it works for me
it’s not a bad thing
we have car crash mystique
ppl look in awe
1:06pm
Amy Aurline
yeah Im going more punk rock next.
1:06pm
Kate Nagon
lol
1:06pm
Amy Aurline
in the end they only care about eccentrics
1:06pm
Kate Nagon
there ya go
isn’t the rest so… BORING?
1:07pm
Amy Aurline
lets start a synth house band!
im going to tweet that at you now. the people deserve to be fucked with. you kind of remind me of my friend ——-
1:08pm
Kate Nagon
HAHAHA
what was this friend like?
I barely use the tweet box
speaking of synth house

that track is fucking amazing
so melodic

1:10pm
Amy Aurline
follow me back dicklicker!
1:10pm
Kate Nagon
FUCK
So much yelling
1:10pm
Amy Aurline
listening
its a sonnet heart song not yelling

1:13pm
Kate Nagon

woo
1:14pm
Amy Aurline

1:14pm
Amy Aurline
your song just put me in a lullaby trance
1:16pm
Kate Nagon
isn’t it awesome
lol
1:18pm
Amy Aurline
now im listening to trance i listen to the same ten songs every day all day long.
1:20pm
Kate Nagon
HAHAHAHAHA
I DO THAT TOO!
it’s amazing
and it puts you in a diff head space
1:20pm
Amy Aurline
autistical
its pressing replay on what you did yesterday.