Ok here you go dorks, this is called PLAYING THE GAME MOVEMBER STYLES.

Didja get yer adequate Raymeh dose today?

This was the night Susan Sarandon told me to go fuck myself silently with her eyes. It was because I had the audacity to arrive to her party in this dress.

Oh bitch please. Heh. Darius how was Spin when you went last week? Did you drink EVERYTHIIIING?

Even the guy on tv is supporting the cause, tho Rick’s facial hair support is all backward. Apparently there’s a moustache party tonight at Clinton’s. Hmm. Sounds like trouble.

But trouble is my job!

Ya k’yant catch me I’m the gingabread gal.

Just thinkin’ of ma thoughts. There’s plenty.

This was after a couch hang with other leaving their swanky Thompson condo, after a dinner sake hang in-where i talked about Susan Sarandon incessantly, after a pinball hang. Whirlwind evening. Getting in to my cab at the end of all of it was hilarious at 4 in the morning, scary. Yes this is my cab who the hell else would appear out of a tiny side street alley RIGHT HERE knowing that a cab would be parked, waiting. I about lost my mind on the guy. I dunno what name they gave you I want to GO HOME! He calls the switchboard, they confirm it and I stare at the back of his head and rearview mirror, fuming and sparkling. HAHAHA.

I guess Breakfast Club what’s-his-face guy started on his movember early, what a keener, speaking of, she was at this party too! BYE BYE the candles are lit for our hello kitty gingerbread vigil now standby for reports that won’t come in.

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I am going to Jay-Z and Kanye West tomorrow night (putting jay-z first will make Kanye _JUST_SCREAM_ I bet) and this is why I never announce anything on facebook ever:

Raymi Lauren White
Kanye and Jay-Z TOMO!!
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Crystal Santaw likes this.

Emily Muse Me too! Yay!

Tracey White did you forget Lois and I are coming and the Old Mill? tickets?

Becca Lemire so jeals

Raymi Lauren White uh yes i forgot

Raymi Lauren White ill catch up to/with you

Tracey White well did you get us tickets then?

Tracey White we can rock the Kayne/JayZ

Rebecca Lawton jealous!

Raymi Lauren White no one ticket only

Raymi Lauren White are you guys staying over?

Becca Lemire hide me under your coat?

Steven Dueck RAAAYYYYMEEEE lololol

Tracey White yes we were invited to stay at the Old mill with Steph. Can you make two tickets magically appear please???

Raymi Lauren White NO

Raymi Lauren White now stop blowin up my phone mom

Tracey White this is insanely unacceptable, how can you do this when we come with presents?

Tracey White And a free room wth jumping beds at the Old Mill?

Raymi Lauren White i will meet you after STOP IT

Tracey White any chance of tickets or are we too cougar old?

Raymi Lauren White no you’re just a cheapskate.

Rebecca Lawton I love watching the mom and daughter show.

Tracey White How can you say that, i got you your own bed at the Old Mill tomorrow night , you scratch my back, I scratch yours, out of love of course:)

Tracey White not sleeping with you again either, you toss and turn like a horse

Raymi Lauren White mom a friend is taking me to the concert

Raymi Lauren White bechnique do not encourage lol

Rebecca Lawton im mildly entertained…lol

Tracey White yes, but my friend is taking you to the Old Mill and we have a gift certficate for the keg tonight, what do you say to that?

Tracey White tell your friend we will dance for tickets!!

Raymi Lauren White I say that you are getting on my nerves and I will see you tomorrow when my ass is dropped off wherever you cougs are

Tracey White what time do you think that will be exactly?

Tracey White Is the friend cute?

Raymi Lauren White you’ve all been blogged.