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the more people tell me to change the more i stay the same

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Rosana on the right sent me this!

Hey Lauren,

You’re right, it was exactly like a scene out of PUNK’D – I later told laura that I felt like I was on a talk-show and I was suddenly surprised by like, my favourite actress…or something like that.
Also got mad emails and msgs from friends being like “you were out with raymi?” – you’re a celeb.

Anyway, just wanted to say what’s up and it was great meeting you. You’re such a cool person offline (and on). You’re awesome at what you do and deserve all the success that is coming your way – I think hating is just jealousy in poor disguise.

Next time I see you, I’ll make sure I’m the one that says hi before my friend finds you in the ladies room :)

-rosanna

DARLING!

I just sent her back an insane email, I was trying to be funny and that’s the thing about humour if it isn’t funny it’s just insane. Jokes are like life preservers, you throw them out but not everyone catches them. I am on a metaphor roll these days, on the panel I made a metaphor about a water pitcher and a good looking product (you/blogger) and I was like WILL ONE OF THESE WOMEN CUT ME OFF AND SAVE ME YET? Hahah. Colleague has video of my talk and then I was interviewed by some guy and got to say the rest of my notes, pretty good delivery too, maybe some metaphors. Was that even a metaphor I made? Yeah if it starts with LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES then it’s a metaphor. No wait, a simile. Ack.

This makes me want to vom right now. It’s like zero booze too, I didn’t get wasted at all, well, I didn’t require it.

That’s me and Farah, they did my under eyes with a bit of charcoal. I have left my makeup at my dad’s again and had to re-buy stuff. That’s twice in a month. I am a dough head. I need a manager. Thought Farah would be there again yesterday to do makeup, ahha wrong. I finished my eyes in the loo.

Head wreathe is from Quebec City and the dress belongs to Britt. Britt has 23456 little dresses. I have to give it back to her before Christmas time and what’s funny is, this is the first time I’ve ever worn it, was never tiny enough to wear it confidently.

Way better looking now.

Mark hung with coug crew and I. Fun time. Got sozzled. Gahah that guy looks like he is making out with my mom.

This was a second after Lois almost bailed. I had been making tons of going over on our ankles wedges jokes and we just dashed across the street over the tracks waving to cops and stuff and wham! There’s another picture coming up, I have to d/l these from my mom’s FB. This is the only neurotic way I ever get photos from her. Serenity now. Sigh.

Team corporate Thursday lol.

Blaha time speed up two hours later? Nahh just an hour.

I went to put these on yesterday but they were gone, I gave one to each of those birds. They bought me prezzies (ew I never say that word and I am never saying it again) so raymi the lush passed them on.

With the Shes-connected back-drop thing.

Red carpet practise 101: personify AWESOME.

Be a cabbage patch kid. Hi I’m the event fairy, sprinkle sprinkle. I am this close to buying fairy wings. Ok guess what I’ve looked over my notes and have just decided, that I am buying fairy wings. Ahha that’s a play on a joke from last night, “Shut up. Hey guess what? We talked it over, looked at the figures and have come up with the findings of SHUT UP.”

I sucked at this, she won. The game station guys had french accents from paris. They liked us.

HI Lena! Love our chats! This was a reunion for us blogher girls, we all partied in San Diego together. Brought back fond memories, I think I quoted my girl power kumbaya quote at least ten times.

Thanks for the wiener! Inside joke with Steffy, aw I miss her. Saw a pic of her in her wedding dress. Looks like I am going back to tbay next year. That’s 4 times now and if there’s one more Toronto remark I am taking up cage-fighting before I get there.

Missoni rip-off shorts (isn’t there a woman selling her boots for over 30k on ebay? mental!) and I remember this pattern the first time around, courtesy le chateau and they say you shouldn’t do a trend the second time around if you were alive for it the first time. WRONG: YOU DO IT BETTER. I never got the print from le chateau that I dearly wanted because I had a fixed partying/shopping budget from my part time after school job but LC was my mecca. Speaking of them…

Lisa and I got gassed at the 3M party luau that I gate-crashed and almost lit myself on fire but they still sent me a back to school package plus a water jug (like a brita) I drink more water now and will probably live longer and have better skin for it. Hi Lisa!

Why did I suck so bad? Maybe because I was too busy flirting with the french boys.

My rack looked great this night. When the dress was passed off to me by Britt she said, it’s VERY SLUTTY and the cleavage is deep. Teacher bought me the bra in burlington cos he packed (HORRIBLY) for me and I didn’t want to have my party hats showing through my fred perry shirt at the 90’s party all night long in front of my brother and his friends.

Every time my mom and Lois come to town it is a bonafide shit show, here is when they arrive at the sheraton and I am trying to get this guy to direct them to the underground parking. I was like ok good luck meet ya inside.

Lovin’ the shorts.

Good one mom.

This one too omg it’s the rat race. That brings back commuter stress anxiety big time but it’s an amazing shot.

Little miss Cammi and I. Love that girl.

Hilarious. That guy was BLASTED! He was saying ridiculous double meaning sinister things. I think my mom got a video too.

Look how stressed out video games make you look. You should see me playing Hell’s Kitchen, edge of couch totally tensed up and terrified (gordon ramsay screams at you the whole time hahaha) I don’t even know how that game can be considered fun? Doom also makes me a wreck, knowing an alien is going to jump out at you or Hitler behind every corner, it’s too scary.

That dress is unforgiving. Hanging and bonding and friending with Katrina was an #SCCTO highlight for sure :). Her boy is autistic and she is so humoured about it and trashed on Jenny Mccarthy and I said that I heard autistic people would be like dolphins of all the mammals, severely intelligent, trying to communicate yet unreachable, maybe indecipherable. I am touched by these people and fascinated and when I’m done with about face (another cause I love and have newly learned about, tell you more later) I want to do Angelina Jolie type sh- for an Autism foundation.

Lots of brie!

Hey Rye/Steph that guy is from TBay but I don’t know much else cos I was too busy bragging about climbing that mountain and he kept asking which one and was like, in Red Rock and Nazis died falling down it. I climbed it twice. The second time in a bikini.

What am I thinking about here?

Just anotha night with the Kerouacs.

Hahah mom what was that little man yabbering on about the whole time to you? They thought the other one looked like Robbie Williams but kept saying RoBIN Williams. Meanwhile Mark and I are blabbity blah about other stuff and they keep repeating robin williams gahah classic.

The scene of many many many past crimes. No not real crimes. I stayed at the sheraton for a week once to avoid every single person I know when our group had mad dramz going down. I wasted a lot of money, I was young and dumb.

Doing our Raymaoke. Do you remember this old blog I had about karaoke SING IT AND THEY WILL COME.

Still my favourite picture and emotion eric is still around! AHHAHAHAA. Oh no wait his last entry was 2008. I have been hyperlinking to him since 2004!

I look like my niece here I’ll get a photo to prove it.

Katrina is one of those chicks who look like they are ten years old but have two kids and live in kitchener oakville omg f- off. Why do moms look younger than party girls? I think I just invented a new reality show called party girls vs the moms. Moms are perfectionists, ultra Alphas. Scary. Hi I love you!

As if I am not going to morph into an exact replica of my mother. Dad said in one of the pics of me interviewing Sam Roberts I am making a Tracey face.

One gal said I was wearing Snooki glasses. HAHAH we have to catch up on our Jersey stories.

These Argentinean babes were so on the prowl. I lured them over to our table and my mom mean girled them lol. Hi welcome to the Kardashians.

They’re so cute! I got party mamas. Part of my brand is big on family. Mother daughter relationships are contentious so lets duke it out at an event ma. We made the Grid together too ya know. BOO YA!

Goldsbie in the grid added my little exclusive tidbit to his ford stalking column feature. I knew about this event a month in advance, I knew Aykroyd would be the host. You’d think the media would be nicer to me I might dole out some celeb tips. Tomorrow I’ma be all over David Suzuki like Mario and Tanooki BAAM!

We love our events, espesh the fun ones. We have ADD too so it was perfect, so many stalls to hop to.

I love how eighties Toronto can look sometimes. It reminds me of adventures in babysitting when she is on the skyscraper outside window and sees the parents of the kids at that cocktail party on like the 50th story something ridiculous. I was raised on cinema. I have seen EVERY FILM. I don’t understand people who haven’t seen major motion pictures like the staples. Blows my mind. You are not participating on the planet that way.

I bought us matching bling rings in San Diego. Rose tipped me off that my fav jewelry store was near our hotel. I want to go to made you look now.

I am a swag hag.

I had a dirty martini. Which then we had to discuss and then I schooled everybody. I like when people think I am stupid. I am a one-upper when bored.

Look I am catching Lois’ wipe out. I look like a golden grasshopper. That should be a sexy costume don’t.

Oh my god look at that hot french frog check us out. I bet he wanted my mom that’s so french, and so are we.

I like that Lois rocks stripper heels on a regular basis. Deeta Von Teese said when dating Marilyn Manson that he understood her necessity to put on garters and make up and perfect hair, fishnets high stilettos just to go to the supermarket. CRAY-ZAY girl I’m maad hungray hurry your ass up and as if she grocery shops. She is a delicate angel she floats on feather cushions in Paris.

What were we talking about here Kat?

Thanks Lois! It’s a shirt with a girl who looks like me.

Hi Ammar! Ammar rules!

Lining up your head with the neck isn’t so easy. There is an art to photo perfection.

Got these lads drankin’ Raymi kool-aid.

I honked the horn like a maniac. They tried to keep us in the car doing round after round of videos. It was surreal and funny. We speed event’d cos we had Keg designs haha.

My mom and I stayed at the Sheraton when I was a month shy of 15. We partied. My Dad and brother had boys weekends with my uncle Roger so it was only fair. The first time I realized we weren’t normal was from the reaction from a chamber maid regarding a massive Santa Claus we had displayed in our hotel room window facing down on Nathan Phillips square (Mom bought it majorly discounted from CrabTree and Evelyn at Eatons Center, she’s like Martha Stewart) but this was in MARCH so it was a bit out of season, hence the discount. The maid was all O-faced and said you people are…different, yeah? HAhA WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Here’s your tip lady. Live your life like Entourage and you’ll go far.

Drunk yuppies smashing glasses everywhere told ya, mom got cut! at keg too, so burly!

Thanks for the drinks men! LOL.

GAahahhaha I am so hungover and having a hangover beer which instantly makes me feel smashed and this is hilarious to me right now I can’t wait to stop typing so I can look at it again. I haven’t even got around to posting my mom’s photos from my Tattoo Rock parlour Burlesque night, the limo ride all the way to Salvador Darling for ADVENTUREHOUSE V or six, what is the roman numeral for 6? For newcomers, adventurehouse is/was a dj night we threw at salvador darling but idiots thought it was a house party at our house CALLED Adventurehouse (by me) and My mom and Lois came to one and thought it was hilarious, full of ADD-riddled parkdale lushes and eccentrics and hip people, weirdos plus us. I went in my burlesque bra and bettie page shorts I’ll post those another time.

My mom is psychotically competitive too. She’s got Queen Bee complex.

I am amazing at video games I don’t know how I was so terrible at this.

I leave you with this photo of Casie and I on St.Patties Day a million years ago. You’d have to pay to hear the real trouble we got up to this night hahaha. PAYCE!

SHAMON-RA IT’S OVER!

as usual we got up to no good last night

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Found this article and decided to comment. I’ve decided to “play the game”, rather, play pretend like I know what the f- the game even is, or care. I have mad traffic, some bloggers make more money than me, the gloves are off and it’s time to dance. This is my arena, I’ve been coat-tailed to the top and as a friend recently said it was painful silently watching me hand the keys over to the kingdom over the past year I was like awww no WAY!

Here’s my comment:

Eleven years this November is how long I’ve been blogging.

“Bloggers are not typically trained journalists that understand the company/PR firm/reporter news continuum.” Wrong. Fully understand, it’s called shutting up in business and not burning a bridge. Bloggers sound off for no reason at all times for attention and it’s time to grow up.

You do not need 90 days to make an incredible event, it takes 30, choose your top 5 (or 3) influencers who then extend their network force, pay them, mash networks together, treat that project (event/product campaign) like a pyramid scheme until it is completed.

I am actually speaking on a panel in two hours on what a blogger is worth, this article is timely. Thanks!

What is a blogger worth? I have so much to say, I have trimmed it down to bullet points and Katrina said yesterday it’s not like people are going to give their trade secrets away. Oh yeah, why not? You can’t imitate this originator, or can you?

FIND OUT SOON!

Mom got me these in Vegas. Mom and Lois spoil me, I’ll show you her (lois) tickle trunk treats when I have time. I haven’t seen them since our Rob Ford Dan Aykroyd tag team brap brap!

I love Katrina! She found a hotspot in kitchener called RAYMITHEMINX! That’s a super fan. Hi friend! Kat and I have been yammering away on twitter or my blog I forget (Do you follow me? You should I am psycho on it it’s fun @raymitheminx) the last little bit and it was a pleasure to run into her and learn of her hilarity in person, what a gem. I nicked her a triangle of brie for the road, there were 20 leftovers and all going to charity. She has kids and blabbity blah I am Robin Hood go melt it on some garlic and jam and toast mmmmm.

Snooki glasses.

When I ordered my drink I requested less tart more booze.

Cammi said everyone at her table said I was beautiful so I floated over like an angel and said hi. I liked stalking Cammi’s tweets on the ticker screen and then seeing her three seconds later. Girl got mad style and twitter following get me some-a that! We sashayed down the catwalk together in May. Fierce.

Made Rosana’s night “Thursday night dinner and celeb-spotting @raymitheminx made the night” awww. Also that fine cat is Mark, #SCCTO uhhh this guy: co-founder & Chairman of Social Media Marketing Agency; ShesConnected Multimedia Corp. He just wandered in to the keg where mom lois and I were holding court and we hung out, he taught me a zen speech master trick I am going to implement today. Utterly top secret though. I was in the bathroom washing my hands and Rosana’s gf says, hey, do you, blog? I’m like HELL YES I DO WHERE IS SHE!? Ha then I snuck up to Rosana in a corner and tapped her on the shoulder like something out of Punk’d. It was a good moment. She, like many other little raymis in time of guidance often asks herself, WHAT WOULD RAYMI DO? She also said her and her friends try and decode my tweets when I’m up to mischief. I have sentence dyslexia and a big mouth.

We never stayed at the keg so late but I was bagged, it was nice once the sea of suits mellow out and head back to their homes. Seeing CEOs smashed and smash wine glasses one after another is also totally hilarious, plus the dudes lining up to try out their pick-up lines. I had SCCTO non-partying guilt but I wanted to work on my notes and visit with the girls.

My mom has 200 photos and is taking her sweet princessy ass time in uploading them so you will have to wait. I’d have had them up already if it were my camera, which I didn’t take cos I assumed colleague blabbity blahhhhh.

Argentinian chicks.

One for me and one for me it would be awesome if molson could sponsor raymitheminx tv. I feel like every ridiculous publicity stunt i’ve engaged in the past has been an insane waste of time for not filming it, and i am not saying that in a phoney delusions of grandeur everything I say is comedy type way (even though it is and i am a professional entertainer) but, it’s just more fun, that tv thing. I want a video blog. The options agreement to my life rights is expired so I’m a free agent now.

OK SHOW TIME.

I always fly Harth Air

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We have roller girls on the bill now too. Check out Jazmin’s Solo from our last gig at The Bovine.

EARLY BIRD NERD SPECIAL!

AND WE HAVE A THIRD GIRL: BUNNY ANGORA!

We do weddings. You’d be surprised how many receptions request live entertainment now, and in front of the kids too, so exotic and progressive.

Bunny and I danced together with the Harlettes. yes that is similar to Harth Airlettes. The Harth boys are to blame, coincidentalish name, so we’re called harth air (air is sharper than airway) and I had to add something dancey to it so you’d know we were flight attendants. If you had a better idea than “lettes” you should have spoken up.

Maybe I can fly Harth to Germany cos I’m big in Düsseldorf! look!

Hello,

I’m Robin from Germany.

A few friends of mine and me are running a Hardcore music print fanzine. The main content is hardcore related but we even have metal, emo(core), a bit rock and other stuff. Besides this we are reporting about environmental topics and lifestyle.

We even have a huge online community and seperated mens only and girls only.
In the girls only area your blog has been linked from time to time.

So I thought, why not to do an Interview with you.
I don’t really have a script right now, but I think it might be interesting for some of the people down here about how your blog went that big and especially the person behind all this.

if you like that Idea. please hit me back

greetings

Robin Outspoken

Düsseldorf in Germany

RAYMI THE MINX VISITS GERMANY?

I Have been dying of curiosity about what they are all saying about me over on that forum, getting traffic to tumblr and raymitheminx.com like bananas. Guten Tag! Can’t wait!

Wonder if my Gulag had anything to do with it too. I’ll blog a video of Jasmine Valentine’s burlesque performance from SO LONG SUMMER up here in a moment along with more photos of the HARTH HIVE. Sean said they spoke to ANDY MILONAKIS for twenty minutes yesterday and I can’t spoil anything else. I can’t believe this is happening. I am going to take the boys to yuk yuk’s next week for a night out VIP RAYMI style. I must convince Alkarim to allow me to groom/exploit him more, he’s our Jeff Goldblum! The entire Harth cast of characters are a dream. What’s next, toadstool hallucinogens with Joe Rogan? PROBABLY!

This was the day I taught them all the meaning of respect.

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That’s something our Uncle John used to say to us as kids and hold us upside down at our grandparents. He’s a genius, can write symphonies, writes symphonies, right?

EARLY BIRD HARTH FEST TICKET SPECIAL 1. You will have to pay extra at the door 2. That will suck for you 3. email Raymi@raymitheminx.com for MEDIA* GUEST LIST ONLY. *influencers too.

Speaking of androidTO I have been full on functioning like a robot the past two weeks, one massive project attention after another, after another, I feel like my brain is being rewired from workload expansion to the large variety in the types of projects ranging from music, tech, burlesque, blog, tv, charity, green conscious, foodie, blogvertorial, public speaking, pitch writing, parties BOOM. A hater said recently that I just flounce around and say that is work. HA I wish. From sun-up to well past sun down I am go go go, not to mention documenting it all then blogging it, covering, sharing. It gets exhausting.

Someone said I should be an Iron Fist model. He’s a BMX bike guy so he would know. I told him to write to them and say any lie necessary.

Wanted to eat at nunu yesterday but they were closed so we went to the beac. that place is such a cave, like the raven, my earrings, and poem.

Prosecco is too sweet for me.

While I blogged in Burnoutington, Teacher picked up candles from JYSK. He said it’s like ikea and home outfitters. He bought cushions and tea towels too. YAY NEW STUFF HOUSE PRESENTS!

Hat head day.

Bye for real now!

PS. WE’VE GOT A NAME FOR OUR BURLESQUE TROUPE FOR THE SHOW AT THE BOVINE SATURDAY OCTOBER 29:

HAUNTED HOUSE HAREM.

Boo!

Anyway brb after Stella and I go on a thinking cruise together.

Froyo Love Froyo Love i would give the stars above

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Yesterday She Does the City Maven Jen and I had a trip to fantasy treat world to catch up on life and plough through buckets of Yogurty’s while posing as inconspicuous celebrities in the Froyo Cafeteria and I wanted to check out the newest location at Bathurst and Eglinton. These places are multiplying :) hot diggity.

Now lemme show ya how it’s done I’m a regular and, you may recall I’ve treated myself to some Yogurty’s before. I am a Yogurtease through and through.

I left half my makeup at my dad’s so Jen and I had to share. I don’t think she was clued in that this would be an invasive Rodeo Drive-by paparazzi yogurt spree.

I love their branding. Ha ha in my emails to Jen about Yogurty’s as I was selling them to her I was like, Heck, their website design is miles better than RTM.com come along and see for yourself.

Heheh nice and candid, she’s like, where am I? Heaven, Jen.

I like this futuristic Hello Kitty Jetson’s Cafeteria. Kids these days sure are lucky and luckily I am never planning on growing up. Also I look like a banshee ghost sleep walking in a nightgown or a crazy eccentric lady from the annex. Plus a wizard. Did you get all of that?

I got espresso and wafer flavoured yogurt, topped with cookie dough cubes and cheesecake cubes, some crazy white blobules, strawberries, white chocolate shavings, caramel sauce. Last time I tried to be as healthy as possible. This time? Not a chance.

And for dessert I had Burger King.

Red velvet, ooh. Also the name of one of our new dancers.

This time we filled 3 tubs for the same weight/price as TWO during the last visit. Coming out to about $20. Decent.

Our paparazzi joiner’s meal cooked by cheflette Raymbo Bright. You will eat it and you will like it and you won’t die cos I made sure not to put anything peanut-related and it’s all kosher too in case you have cultural allergies ;).

Appears as though I transferred all the topping’s weight over to my tub. I was going for aesthetics and building a princess sugar mountain.

Jen and I were competing for the best looking Yogurty’s design. She just didn’t know she was in a secret challenge.

This made my day. Happy place indeed.

Classy stylish Willy Wonka of the future, right meow!

No two cups will ever be identical, like snowflakes, full of white chocolate. Quite the indulgence. Looking forward to taking my niece and Mary Lynne to the Burlington location, future Little Raymis that they are.

Didja know that Jen has like 5 sisters, 4? Millions of girl cousins too, they’re all kooky, hip, sweet and endearing then add all the SDTC cult crew of girls and that’s one strong urban female force yeah? Jen and I have been buddies for almost a decade. She’ll be sitting at the head table for my last supper portrait someday hahaa. How funny and fast is that idea going to be ripped off, not like everyone has ripped it off tons already. (Just remember that I said it here first).

I had just pumped chocolate fudge onto paparazzi’s Mt. Froyo.

Ok I don’t feel so bad now, Jen added gummy worms to her dinner. What is this Elf? That’s not food ahaha remember the smarties in the spaghetti? That movie just gets more hilarious with age.

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.

And of course I notoriously love when he yells out I PAINTED A PICTURE OF A BUTTERFLY! on the phone. Ok back to reality now, Raymiality.

Dear Diary, I have found a new replacement for men today and it is called Yogurty’s. Love, ALL WOMEN.

I was just going to take back my previous silly joke but then I looked at a picture of the following.

And then we prepared to tuck in.

I performed a holy feminist voodoo food courtesy sparkle blog princess prayer of thanks and we were off. Heaven on BB UK is totally out to lunch and gives thanks to the stars and egyptian god of the sun and other ridiculous stuff, Teacher says she is saying AMON-RA which no one has chanted in over 4000 years. THE SUN KING! I LOVE REALITY TV. I think Raymiality TV is just as niche/neat sounding as Raymitheminx TV, yeah?

Wizard humour. LOVE MY BLINGY Butterfly. That’s two butterfly references now.

The paparazzi said Jen had an aristocratic thing going on. She has a nice smile too.

We gossiped up a storm, talked shop, and toasted cups to our excellence. We are lifers.

I guess blogs are a kind of sentence in a way, I am sentenced to life. Could write sentences for life, omg I tricked myself into this. Do you like my earrings? I wanted to match Yogurty’s. I’m a fan girl. Ps. @yogurtys on twitter. They’re ramping up a sweepstakes Ipad contest this Saturday all you gotta do is LIKE them on Facebook and you’re entered but I don’t want you to do that because I want to win it ;).

The quality of toppings are top-notch. Shavings of chocolate, actual shavings not splinters of chintzy stuff. Oodles of flavour in everything also it’s neat how the strawberries turn frozen throughout your eating experience from contact with the yogurt. I notice everything because I am obsessive like that I am like a Hello Kitty Woody Allen. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE LOVE ME.

Blaha I forgot to ask Jen what she thought about this yogurt, I think the empty tub was enough plus I was too conceited about how I had decorated mine with the utmost of deliciousness. Yes my competitiveness is exhausting, no there is no off button. Maybe for Ten thousand dollars I would go away for a month.

Next time I am hiring a hair and makeup team and not forgetting where I am. It’s hard though cos you are lulled into a dessert reverie and it feels like bubblegum therapy.

I liked that kid’s ride. Refrained from sitting in it.

I obsessed about these I passed on buying in Miami but then the same jewelry store was in San Diego so I got a chance of redemption. I blew $100 there and got a lot of stuff.

Cool attracts cool.

It’s easy to pretend to be listening to your girlfriend with diva shades on and a spoon in your mouth. Perf Girl’s night out Homebase.

Or a setting for a hilarious heist chick flick.

On your way out don’t forget to pose by their built-in red carpet back-drop.

I propose a contest for facebook for best customer catwalk. Win a Yogurty’s party.

Actually, no contest. We win.

I was copying Veruca Salt from Charlie and the Chocolate factory licking the snozzberry wallpaper. (Please don’t lick the walls of any Yogurty’s establishments, thank you).

Was just searching for blueberry properties (I know that schisandra berries are a super fruit according to my cleanse coach jeannette) on the internet then got seriously bored (buzzkilled) by wikipedia and still didn’t figure it out BUT I learned this interesting tidbit: Canadian exports of blueberries in 2007 were C$323 million, the largest fruit crop produced nationally, occupying more than half of all Canadian fruit acreage.

Um how much do you want to eat an Oreo cookie with fluorescent yellow icing the size of my head right now?

Just let me pick you up it will be a good idea I swear!

Next time, ball gowns and a new location. XOXO

ps. blog title is a play on FOR YOUR LOVE By the Yardbirds. I was a mod back in the mod club days in Toronto, but I was too cool to admit it. We’d dance to Mark Holmes’ (platinum blonde) spinning for your love (It’s just nice that the yardbirds post-humously endorse froyo, thanks guys!), and she’s a rainbow, taxman, all the good classic moddy tracks.

FROYO LOVE FROYO LOVE I WOULD GIVE THE STARS ABOVE!