Am I eating this pizza or is it eating me?

I was amused by my Santa Claus likeness here.

Loving this set. Wearing it for a dance.

Confronted by these Simply You jewels upon arrival in our VIPLEASE section. I love my new necklaces and whatever else I threw in to my purse. Kidding! Reg got away with the earrings I chose.

Love a heart lovelies.

Harsh eyebag there White. Not much sleep this week plus eating garbage and whatever you guys think I look like shit, mehhhhh. This is what hurt feelings does, tires me right out.

Please no more burlesque oh whatever Stella you love it.

Photo bomb. Didn’t get many pictures in this dress I hope I don’t look stupid in the ones Kate was taking.

One of my props from last night, might have to buy another one. Well I want to get bigger ones, any tips?

Love BD. Big open quiet space (with music but it can never penetrate my thoughts) good for thinking. My routine hair appts are a god send and guess what, my next visit I’ll be going darker. You can all sigh a huge collective sigh of relief now. Don’t ask me about it yet I am too busy with other things to waste more time talking about it. Keeping blond but doing some multi-tonal roots things I don’t know how to explain it but it’s Shawna’s fault aahha.

I’ll go back and forth about it every day until it happens of course. My hair just needs more life. I love it don’t get me wrong but, it just seems to offend people too much when it’s pure platinum, people can’t get the fuck over it. We’re going to make it look even better.

It’s going to be difficult saying bye to this though.

Maddie missed her flight to South America so she got her hair done, small world BD is also her salon and I indirectly got them a client for the day. See I am good for something. We hung out two nights prior and I was like hey dooods this is a continuation of the party haha. Those pics will also be featured in this post that is taking me a long time to write because your hero had a big night last night (what else is new?) actually I stay in more than I go out which is probably why I go on like an escaped zoo animal wild and great decision making! UPDATE: I will have to blog the rest later I have to get a move on to the recording studio. I’m a hip hop singer now! HAHAHAHA.

The amount of pics I took in this shirt has made it so I can’t wear it again for a long time. I wish there was a 365 outfits club that you can get rid of things and get new things in their stead so that my shirt can get spread around then comes back to me? This idea sucks nevermind I think women are hoarders of their clothing collections. THAT’S MY SCARF I INVENTED THAT SCARF! Business idea failure.

It was fun meeting Kat at starbucks and doing this in the line up area as no other places were available but we weren’t in line we were using the line up bar as, a bar? Everyone kept lining up behind Katrina and it was infuriating trying to have a conversation with 400 yuppies clearing their throats and repeating, “we aren’t in line.” Seriously LOOK at what is in my hand, it’s a tea, why would I be in line again, facing the opposite direction and having a conversation ugggggh.

Smooth legs day!

Smooth move Strombo day too!

Just when you think you’ve had enough of someone, they have a twin! Kidding, Michael is awesome and so is his brother and I kept hallucinating one for the other as the night grew long and then I had to interrupt life and comment on it.

Please Come to this or “you are dead to me” “We are through” “I will pay you back in some secret bitchy way I haven’t decided yet” “I will never help you with your event/product/link/whatever” thanks. Ron will be wearing a top hat A TOP HAT, PEOPLE! Jamba juice samples, heart shaped shasha cookies, and a magic pony prize to give away to the best romantical dressed person!

I will never stop being Asian. NEVER!

Jules all sorts of awesome.

Raymi everyone looks retarded here in their own special way!

Rebecca I love that scratch in the mirror that look like a horn mustache.

Raymi and you are singing in a little boy choir too rebecca

hilarious! I was just about to say that…seriously, I can’t stop laughing!

do you like priests

Rebecca no, they like me

Jules bahahaha, you guys are cracking me up

Raymi crack is whack!

Raymi jules is our new baby girl. then when im forty she can take care of me like grey gardens.

Rebecca I love that you are wearing your little red knit bonnet tied in a bow around you neck Raymi.

Raymi im glad i didnt lose it last night. i have so many goodies in my huge bag. im also glad everyone who liked this pic is in another thread and not this one hahaha

I always get a cute tone finish that washes out after two shampoos.

Lois got me this shirt. I point to the model and say look guys I’m a model now and EVERYBODY FALLS FOR IT HOW STUPID! I come clean don’t worry. Notice how everyone is platinum now? Yeah sorry for that ahaha.

So blurry. Yes all life moments ruined by blackberry blur filter THANKS FOR NOTHING.

Nice hat there friend pillow.

Bad take out sush. I never learn. I was suffering for my art (the size 2 dress). To be continued. RAYMBOTAINMENT BYE BYE!

This was the day I taught them all the meaning of respect.

That’s something our Uncle John used to say to us as kids and hold us upside down at our grandparents. He’s a genius, can write symphonies, writes symphonies, right?

EARLY BIRD HARTH FEST TICKET SPECIAL 1. You will have to pay extra at the door 2. That will suck for you 3. email for MEDIA* GUEST LIST ONLY. *influencers too.

Speaking of androidTO I have been full on functioning like a robot the past two weeks, one massive project attention after another, after another, I feel like my brain is being rewired from workload expansion to the large variety in the types of projects ranging from music, tech, burlesque, blog, tv, charity, green conscious, foodie, blogvertorial, public speaking, pitch writing, parties BOOM. A hater said recently that I just flounce around and say that is work. HA I wish. From sun-up to well past sun down I am go go go, not to mention documenting it all then blogging it, covering, sharing. It gets exhausting.

Someone said I should be an Iron Fist model. He’s a BMX bike guy so he would know. I told him to write to them and say any lie necessary.

Wanted to eat at nunu yesterday but they were closed so we went to the beac. that place is such a cave, like the raven, my earrings, and poem.

Prosecco is too sweet for me.

While I blogged in Burnoutington, Teacher picked up candles from JYSK. He said it’s like ikea and home outfitters. He bought cushions and tea towels too. YAY NEW STUFF HOUSE PRESENTS!

Hat head day.

Bye for real now!




Anyway brb after Stella and I go on a thinking cruise together.