So apparently we don’t live in reality but a bubble and teacher takes off in a care bear car each day floats up off in to the sky where he picks strawberry seeds out of the clouds and meanwhile everything I do is perfect (but only in my mind don’t forget!) at home where I sit on my tuffet waiting for praise and yes men and fake friends to shower me in adulation at my beck and call. Cool life! Where is this bubble of ignorance and bliss I allegedly live in, I want in.
Oh and I can’t take criticism either no no, totally can’t do that of course, because I am perfect and everything I say is right and I owe everyone my everything and I should just be a writer and stick to that and nothing else, how dare I have dreams! How dare I try to be good looking and delude myself about, wait for it, EVERYTHING!
We discovered a forum last night thirty three pages long slandering everything about me and teacher, my mom, stupid awful garbage and it’s nothing new EXCEPT it is current and ongoing, they destroy our valentine’s date, out teacher’s name and twitter. All shit I warned him about and now it is happening.
So I called the police.
They say I am a malnourished old lady they describe in detail what I look like when they see me in the supermarket and hilariously prove and justify every single paranoid thing I ever say/think/whatever, they say they live near me, they purposely get facts wrong about my past, talk a lot about how I am mentally ill and should be on meds BUT SHE DOESN’T TAKE HER MEDS that I am insane like I owe it to people to tell my every mental faculty of what is going on it was the most flattering fucked up disturbing read and blew teacher right out of his skin and now he finally understands how consuming all this shit really is. Btw I look like cocoon here because I don’t go out in the winter, I only have base on and uh, fuck off? I look flawless. You want more writing, I write novels beneath every goddamn photograph. I do it all and what do you do? Do you auction yourself for charity? I do. Have you stood on top of the CN Tower for a charity? I HAVE! I’m doing dodge ball for charity for the third time, what do you do? You bash someone obsessively on the internet lets see now hmmmm who would be the angel in this scenario and who is the devil?
Does this look like someone who gives a shit about what you think? Bonus points to my friend with the sweet tuck jump in the background.
Did I ever say I was an amazing dancer? I give a stage and am a stepping stone for all around me and if they hate me too whatever I gave them an opportunity, I GAVE, I did not ask for anything and you don’t have to like me or it (but there certainly isn’t a fucking reason to hate me period) and my dancing who cares if it sucks loser! What is your goddamn point? It’s a party stop criticizing, no one cares but you! For 33 fucking pages. The point of my burlesque jams is I like holidays because it involves costumes and themes, we all know I love to party so yeah I’ll call myself a burlesque dancer (aka youtube living room stripper) and hire other actual dancers, get sponsors to pay and cover my costs of decorations and my wings to have a production so I can have nice photos as blog content to keep this boat motor going where is the fucking mystery here it’s called being clever and enterprising and you are OBSESSED WITH IT. I do the thing and you talk about it and you admit to being bored at your job YOU TRASH ME WHILE ON THE JOB! At your stupid loser plebe un-infamous job HA! YOU ARE THE FUCKING ONE WHO SHOULD BE FIRED.
The thread I speak of as I type this is rapidly disappearing cos they are running scared now, the cops came over right away. You know what this is that you are doing? It’s more than cyber bullying. It’s hate crime. If you get busted in the uk being racist online guess what you get? 6 weeks in jail. What do you think is going to happen to you when you slander an innocent girl, her mother, her boyfriend, call her an escort, write about shit that never fucking happened after she bans you from her blog, you admit to harassing her in the forum, say you feel sorry for her, someone new comes up to defend her YOU BASH THEM. Do you agree to how bad this is making you look now, do you think you have a fucking leg to stand on? Sam Smith? Plus everyone else. And you can’t bullshit a bullshitter, don’t think I don’t know that you’re at least two people talking to yourself, tres sad. Your entire existence is comprised of obsessing over internet sensations and harassing all of them under fake internet aliases, you are nothing, you are ordinary and your life is unspecial. Your legacy is being a ghost who lashes themselves for being drawn to accessible blog stars. Sane people would have given up by now.
ANYWAY I am not going to let you get away with this so you basically have the smallest window ever to remove that entire fucking thread. The tides are changing and someone like me isn’t powerless.
When you hang out at the tickle trunk it always turns in to a costume party.
Ha Bech. Nice.
These people I have to pay to hang out with me were nice enough to pose for a few photographs and I take what I can get so I flew back in to the group shot as fast as I could before they changed their minds.
CALLING ME A BULLY! Please. You have wasted enough of my time bye bye now go get a real life it’s Friday fuck this shit! Remember now, you brought this on yourself, you cannot type LIES about people on the internet and get away with it after they block you, you email harass them and cyber gang bully them. You went passed “airing grievances” (as if that is a right???), saying disgusting things about my appearance EVERYTHING, you know what you did and it’s too late now but yes, keep going and digging that hole you’re in there is a nice file on all of this :). CRIMINAL HARASSMENT. Repeat that to yourselves, you think that you have stumbled on to some kind of loophole in talking shit “innocently” (what is innocent about it exactly???) on an open forum? Ok then you’re cool with your information being forwarded to the police for criminal harassment it seems (remember that thing I just told you to repeat to yourself in order to allow it to sink in?) alrighty then good to go.
It’s sad you thought (HOPED!) I was reading all along though and I mustn’t be cos I’d have a field day with it, sorry but maybe to you a field day is a blog post, where is the field and is it, all day too!? Stupid fucks. You fell in to my minx trap, you are passed fanaticism if what I do on my wittle-o-blog riles you up so much you must have a hater’s dance circle on a messageboard (NERDS!!!!!!!!) every night for the last 5 months. Gahahaa.
Sweat stains heeheehe. Sweater t-shirts will do that to ya.
Haggard?
Malnourished? Sorry but uh I have a stripper body all over don’t you worry about it honey.
I’m sorry your life is boring and mine isn’t but it isn’t my fault that you suck, it’s your fault. I invented a fun life and I continue to blog it and whether I always will or not shouldn’t at all concern you silly, you should worry about your stupid boring fucking selves instead! And no no no not at all do we think MTV is our meal ticket dumb dumb heads, there’s plenty more television stations interested in me right meow teehee xoxo your pal raymbo.
