Dance von Valentine Vamps

Whattagwan bredren!

Haha this is like Ants or a fairytail pixar flick and I am just waking up from my miniature leaf in Tiny Town Marsh. Fuck do I ever wish that.


Love the whimsical cocoon effect.

Thanks Katrina for the sweet lingerie set. Love it. Burlesque vortex beginneth ding dang ding.

My girls were a big help, I adore them so. Consider a burlesque production to be like moving. You need movers to move, you cannot do it alone. No one likes moving but it has to be done. I am very grateful to my friends and the love is returned don’t you worry BECAUSE I AM THE NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD lol.

Don’t worry you get a shout out too Courtney! The mystery camera are close-ups because it gets zoomed in and no one knows because it’s a mystery camera DUH haha.

Ha cool. It’s like 2006 in here.

This looks like we are in a bomb shelter bunker at the end of the world THAT IS BECAUSE IT FELT EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

Drink up you will need the fuel energy I am going to have a lot of confusing demands and diva freak outs.

Bad girls go to hell ahhaha nice.

These lanterns were stupid and wouldn’t complete a full 360 degree lantern WTF!

Ron was funny and kept making brand or sponsored by slogans during his sets. “Coffeetime, it’s like Tim Hortons except someone probably died here.” Eeeeeh I howled hahaa.

Serious-lay Red Zep, dang girl.

And now thanks to Jules I have a weird shoes fetish now and am going to fire up some Spice Girls.

Swoon. Now I need sparkle socks too. Like yesterday.

Alyssa! Platinum Raymi Army OG conformist. Secret Salute/handshake coming soon.

Tiny acorn head face ahahhaa.

Ok I’ll shut up now lets watch. I didn’t mean to hit publish yet arg. So many goddamn interruptions today. No one lets me work in peace. MOM!


All eyes forward now.

Yummy Bunny Angora up next.

Maria Juana!

Batman now enemy competition.

Pastel xoxoxo so cute as always.

I saw a $600 version of that dress at holts during my shopping spree once.

Jamba Mamba Yeah thanks guys!

Girl meeting.

Obvs I am loving me some Choew mein.

HAHA Teacher busted.

Like the Cat cows head valentines?

It will be fun practicing in this at home. Good for videos. I don’t get to enjoy my outfits until after I perform in them and the cherry is broken.


Bunny stress face so cute still.

Love the bottoms.

Won’t you love spotting me over the summer dancing to this in the park?

The wizard is in.

So this one’s for Whitney girls I said downstairs pre-show, we learned she died just before we left the house. I told them about what happened they were all shocked. Yes it was shocking, and sad of course. The show must go on. It’s a wake up call. I know too many people who have died in the last month :(.

I am not giving up however. Fear keeps me going, motivated. Trust me a lot of people try and get me down and get in my way. It really sucks and is energy zapping. Rise above I say.

Put yourself first always and if you don’t make any effort in life you only have yourself to blame, not others, not me. You know who!

I want more sparkles and a headdress. My next costume is going to be phenom and the next show bananas and it will get international press you might want to be in town for the sixteenth JUST SAYING LOUD AND CLEAR plus the next day is st. patrick’s day so double party. OMFG THAT’S A FRIDAY AND A SATURDAY. Cray! Sorry cray I can’t quit you yet.

O_O. Picture sure do last longer.

Eye candy forever. Food is here brb. That’s part 1 for now. TV TIME!