yeah, i’m goin’ there.
sorry* for the gratuitous ass just be thankful i somewhat censored these.
*actually, fully not sorry. happy family day ontariARiO! (and whatever other provinces)
Monthly Archives: February 2009
valentine’s day nap
yesterday was rough.
good thing we always celebrate v day on the 13th cos yesterday we were pretty useless we barely made it through SNL. the most romantic thing about valentine’s day this year was being reunited with our loblaws. also did you notice your lcbo packed to the gills on friday nite? fil said he hadn’t seen it that full even on xmas eve or new years. do you want to hear something snarky about these chicks in line behind me now or later?
aw cid’s tongue.
new accidental favourite drink. i bought some oranges to go with the 6 of rickard’s white i got for fil (nowhere on the box does it tell you to pair it with orange, if you know the backstory let me know) and was planning to have mimosas yesterday but someone inhaled all my champagne so i squeezed a ton of orange into a modest tumbler of Gewürztraminer and blammo, delicious. remind me to buy an orange press today thanks.
if you ever need to borrow an onion we’re the place.
baby red potato shake seasoning inspired by the flavour of this bag of kettle chips we picked up, not exactly the same flavour but still v amazing: celery salt, white pepper, cayenne, paprika, cumin, chili powder and a few dashes of dried sweet basil. one of those fluke things that just totally worked and with the onions too so so good it blasts your hangover right out of the water.
was dubious about this people’s choice thing but after a few bites you’re so hooked, bland at first then it’s like WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING CHIPS!
we’ll be eating tenderloin for a week or so if you were at all curious.
i like these better than the my little pony band-aids fyi, they’re like traditional band-aids. next time it’s barbie oh and that would be a mole i’ve detested my entire life, it’s benign.
check mark.
oh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay thur
awwwww look at fil’s.
magic pony has the cutest stationary in toronto. mind the chicken scratch i kinda had a feeling fil was going to take the plunge so yeah, chicken scratch.
sass just dropped in with a gift haha she wants to be a wedding planner on top of the ten million things she already does.
so basically it feels like magic dust has been sprinkled on us, instantly we have become nicer to each other and a new spark has arisen, i know i know i’m goin’ there but wait no this is not going to turn into a wedding planning blog, nothing will change in the big mouth stupid jokes dept. at raymi HQ what i mean is you have nothing to fear.
i’m not 26 yet gotta get as many in as possible before judgment day.
any idea how to clean whatever material this dress is, there’s a ton of booze splatter all over it from NYE i didn’t notice til we came back from dinner and by then was just like meh may as well roll with it.
happy faces.
happy birthday joe and thanks for havin’ us at your new sweet pad alicia, congrats. also that dreamy little chick in the middle would be the infamous hannah oh so inspiring that.
i am a mixed-media artist now.
my hair was fuckin’ greasy last nite without fail it always does me wrong on the important nites and check the botox in-the-making forehead crease how do i stop furrowing my forehead? i inherited this trait from my dad.
so i want to buy fil a ring too to let bitches know he’s off the market, we don’t plan to wed any time soon we see this as more of a modernist promise ring thing and all my nagging finally paid off. fil says but won’t he be more appealing to other chicks with a band on his taken finger? well, i guess we’ll just have to wait and see yeah? oh and in other news i’m having my tattoo touched up next week, renita does that free she’s v committed to her art.
cid has problems letting go.
thanks all very much for the well wishes you’re very sweet. i’ll tell you how it all went down in a bit.
lowercasecarmen made me this so dead on right.
sorry dewds
but i’m officially off the market now. you had your chance.
gooooooooony.
note the bottle, he was sweating buckets haha what a relief after the deal was did.
uhh a little bit pumped here I WON I WON!
good day to slice your finger on a bottle of conditioner eh.
then off to fancy dinner at jamie kennedy Gardiner to celebrate.
ok bai more later just wanted to update have a sweet nite.
cid is a little bit jeals right now.
politically correct chat and nothing but
Adrian: heymi raymi
me: hey
Adrian: long time no see
hows it hangin
me: bah
im boring i have nothing to blog about
i havent taken any new photos lately
Adrian: how come?
did you get fat?
Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13
me: not at all
gross
Adrian: i know right?
crazy
me: sick sick
brits are fucked
ha
Adrian: yea
me: and i should know im part one
*****************
cant blog it felt like sharing
Adrian: why cant u blog it
me: cos my dad reads my blog
Adrian: why why why
my sister asked me what my blog was
me: dont give it
Adrian: haha i was like dont worry about it
me: something in you wants to share and be proud
but like EVERYONE i know reads my blog
and u forget that until u see them after months and are like uuuuuuuuuugh
Adrian: lol
my sis will get mad at me for liking white gurlz
me: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
black chicks HATE when black dudes date white chicks
passionately
Adrian: i know
its craze
me: they think we are taking away from you
good black men
like whatever
Adrian: but check out this bit of logic
she thinks its ok for black girls to date white guys
cause there’s a lack of good black men
but if a black guy dates a white girl its wrong
wtf
me: wow good argument
she should go on maury povich
Adrian: lol
me: how about good black men dont want to date hood rats
regardless of skin colour
Adrian: lmao
i know
but its like
black chicks tend to like that dumb guys with saggy ass pant n shit
and ignore the ‘good blk boys’
me: dumb guys?
Adrian: yeah
me: oh u mean fake gangsta shit
Adrian: like
yeah
and if ur like
well spoken
studious
me: yeah bad guy thing right
Adrian: yeah
but its more extreme
me: yeah black people are extremely prejudice
you should like, do something about that
Adrian: if ur not the hyper masculine black archetype you’re shit outta luck
but then when these chicks are like 25
theyre like
me: so like if yer a “nerdy” black dude yer not supposed to get any play
Adrian: where are the good educated black men
basically
ur supposed to wait for black girls to come to their senses
me: yeah sorry no it doesn’t work that way
Adrian: after they fuck like 50leven lil waynes
me: ew haha
Adrian: i mean not all black girls are like that obvs
there’s a small percentage not
me: ok here comes a stereotype not for just black chicks but for gangsta chicks and trash in general why do they get pregnant and keep their babies when clearly these are the last people to be adding to the gene pool
Adrian: but why limit myself to a small percent
me: and the fathers are dumb
Adrian: i dont know
me: and everyone is broke
Adrian: i wonder the same thing
in all honesty
me: is it as simple as trapping
Adrian: its just become the norm
its like the in thing almost
me: dumb
like dont u get that u have a better chance if u become a wise adult before u have a kid
Adrian: i dunno yo
ur talkin to the wrong person haha
i think they think well i dont have much else going for me in my life
ill become a mother
me: right ok boring
Adrian: yea
me: i am pregnant here
Adrian: most chicks are tho
me: and had an abortion like a week later
they make u wait
and i am pretty crazy here too
just turned 20
Adrian: lol
i think it was a wise move
me: DUH
smart people have abortions, basically
Adrian: HAHAHAHAHA
thats the best quote ever
me: yes
i will probably blog some of this chat
Adrian: please do
me: hahah yeah i feel the response could be nothing but positive feedback
Adrian: im probably going to blog about angry black women
who hate white bitches stealing their men
the good ones
me: HAHAHAHHAHAH good luck
Adrian: watch the traffic go up
me: k
me at 19
still have that shirt
Adrian: haha oh man
total hotnness
me: shut up
Adrian: im actually being serious haha
me: u have retarded taste in white chicks
Adrian: i know
thats why i talk to you
HA
google non threatening black male
me:
me at 21 when phil and i started dating
Adrian: damn
so long huh
me: yeah now i am ancient
Adrian: haha
me: yeah yer blog is the first thing that comes up
do u mean google image search
Adrian: no just google
its funny
me: hahaha
Adrian: LMAO@SIDNEY POITIER
me: hahaha
Adrian: smh@stormfront.org
me: ?
?
Adrian: racists loooooove statistics
me: oh man
money well spent
Adrian: who would spend money to gather swimming statistics?
and seperate it by race
lol
me: hahahahhahahahahhahaha
Adrian: like, whats the benefit?
me: an old white guy
FEB2008 archives
time flies when you sit on your ass 24/7 eh we’re already at 2008 archives. yeesh. i have nothing else for you all we’ve been doing is catching up on lost and i haven’t been taking pictures. went for a tan last nite, one of my eye goggles is missing, sad face. alright, on with the one year ago this month nostalgia…zzz…..aw whatever the titles for these posts used to be on blogger didn’t make the treck over to wordpress.
i had a seizure when i was a toddler during a blizzard, i was dehydrated from barfing a lot due to an ear infection, so this barf/blizzard is bringing me some wicked mental images right now!
i <3 canada
earlier in the morning this dude was hanging around too.
if i didn’t wear makeup i would looke like that garbage lady in labyrinth.
if your bf is like fil, just threaten him that YOU will DO SOMETHING he WON’T LIKE and he’ll fuck right off asap, i promise.
who is right?
silently weeping for myself like a fucking greek tragedy.
i’m solely making this event to remind 4 people to come hahaha.
more feb 2007 archives.
WOW did my old camera ever suck!
so this is the funniest blog in all of canada officially (again). hahahahaha sorry that in itself is wicked funny to me right now.
new clothes high
most depressing salad ever.
we are also amazed when young people move in cos it seems like only people who were in the movie cocoon live here
and holy shit i am starting to look like a witchy yoko ono.
can you go deaf from lots of drinking?
looking at this before picture with my face heavily made up and in the sun like that i am a little saddened.
and here i am looking at how famous i think i look
BEST hangover restaurant.
goodbye pete
it was also nice that jen’s dog was humping my leg the entire time and my arm from the fairy whatever dust i sprinkled on it.
you don’t tell these people WHO BROUGHT THE SHAWARMA TO THE FUCKING ANNEX HOW TO RUN THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND SCOLD THEM.
after the room cleared out two (mgmt) dudes were kinda quietly jamming and no one was even watching so i tell fil ok go now take some pics and he does and i do too and dryly say hey is that the encore? and the one guy busted up laughing so hard
me at 19. yikes!
more hanky panky party pics.
depressing snack fail.
pretend prescription bifocals for pretend reading i guess?
like, is it too much to ask to just look like an imp, really, is it?
or graduating it to rag status.
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA wow i don’t know what to say.
no more red wine, worse hangovers ever, it only took me infinity glasses to figure that out
sorry kill me in the face with a fairy tale life much?
wtf?
aw cid.
HAPPY REWARD FOR GETTING A BOYFRIEND DAY EVERYONE! or I VIEW VALENTINE’S DAY JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS OR BIRTHDAYS, EXCEPT WITH HIGHER EXPECTATIONS. -raymi
but they didn’t understand AT ALL because Valentine’s day is a major big deal in elementary school it’s like an office work party for eight year olds
i told him about the idea instead.
i miss this show and haven’t seen it since. sniff.
was that comment brought to me by NOT GETTING LAID TONITE?
chloe and fil were the lucky recipients of a mug with a long curly pube stuck to the inside brim of it and they had a couple swigs each ’til they discovered it.
this is how cool i am
me: i am this century’s most unrecognized under appreciated artiste
the pube comes to tea.
oh one of the barenaked ladies emailed me at least
remember when i looked like the dark crystal gelfling?
ok sometimes fil and i will find ourselves sitting at a bar (i know strange phenomena that)
no one needs to see this again but whatever.
an accurate representation of how i socialize with people, or don’t.
mmmmmmmm gettin’ hungry.
cid bAHAHAHA
not to make you jealous but look at this email i just received:
subject: Hey I want to fuck you and your face
totall utter despair LOL
you try partying sober
this picture is like a picasso, where is my other eye? why do i have a nose for an ear?
NEW APPROACH to losing weight.
ok well so much for my love affair with frozen spinach
I can sense the facetiousness in your reply.
also my calf muscles are stupidly sore from the pathetic amount of dance steps performed in my shitty dance videos.
RIP shorts
coupland is kevin smithing himself
get ready for someone pissed me off story time!
spiral beach <3 <3 <3 NO MORE ADVICE THANK YOU.
jammin’ w/ dad’s band.
warm chorizo dressing salad
i’ve gone 6 days w/o carbs now, no breads, pastas, rice, chips, crackers
autistic party of 1.
laundry day plus rivoli dinner.
um, the correlation between country music and the IQ of those who listen to it, has that been studied yet?
i had to explain to fil the other day WHY it is wrong to use the word premenstrual to explain why your girlfriend had a bad time at a concert
houses with a view
oooh! titles show now!
oh yeah i ran into the livingroom last nite and pulled down my underwear at fil and screamed AMBUSH! ahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
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2003 looked like this
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
tail-end of infamous breakdown days, how nice.
legionnaires’ disease
i do a mean limbo.
i am probably telling my escalator joke here.
the look of love.
i accidentally dance kicked that lady in the gold shirt. i felt really bad cos she was the only one givin’er on the dance floor, not folding her arms and scowling at the fucking universe like the rest of ‘em.
the rest of the pics are all of other people, B-O-R-I-N-G.
