my new favourite show is return to fat camp (on mtv) because every fat kid on the show is a totally manipulative spoiled psychotic baby and that is obviously the reason why they are fat slobs to begin with. there’s one girl who always wears sunglasses because she is always crying and the black girl requisite shit starter in her bunk started a rumour that she does cocaine and that’s why she wears sunglasses and then the camp bossman took her into his office and called her mom and said her daughter is bullying this one girl and the mom says she doesn’t believe it and he passes the phone to the girl and she puts on this sucky fake crybaby act saying MOM THERE IS THIS ONE GIRL WHO ALWAYS WEARS SUNGLASSES AND OTHER GIRLS SAID SHE DOES COCAINE AND WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH (fucking liar you started it!) and passes the phone back to the dude and he is like well i think she can turn it all around and cut to next scene.

the black girl hates the sunglasses girl because they are both the exact same size and it is obvious she wants to be friends with sunglasses girl and is fascinated by her attempt at fashion and “coolness” but prefers to gather up a bunch of followers to team up against the sunglasses girl.

also, i really hate the sunglasses chick cos she whines out of doing everything and like, dude, it’s fat camp, you’re there to get thin and you can’t get thin if you are crying all the time and not doing simple things like a water fitness test!

i also feel extremely skinny when i watch this show.

there is another girl who isn’t even fat and her mom makes fat comments about her all the time and the fat girls are like why are you here? ok she’s not skinny skinny but she’s healthy, she’s 141 and 5’2.

and then there is a boy who is totes gay (not out of the closet yet) and a mama’s boy and homesick and when he shows up a counselor goes you’re going to have a good time the ratio of girls to guys is 3 to 1. ok fine but this kid isn’t into girls and if he was i think he’d be into babes? i also like that he smuggled in a cellphone and talks to himself about having to wean himself off of calling home every nite and when it gets taken away he goes mental and can only think about phone privileges and says “the phones” a lot.

all the boys blame their obesity on their parents divorces too.

i also like that this show is an hour long and i like that there are tons of kids at the camp not interesting enough to be the main kids followed around by cameras. i also want to be a counselor at the camp and put every single kid in their place, mainly the bullies.

maybe the vodka is to blame for how awesome i found this show to be.

oh yeah the black girl somehow gave sunglasses girl lice and all of her bows and they were thrown out and one counsellor had to drive into town and replace them.

i was telling elizabeth about this show and she said fourfour already did a review about it and now i am going to read it and try and get this guy to be my gchat friend because every shitty television show he adores i too love.

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