eye candy junky post

These are delicious. I sampled a few. I sampled several things. I left with two bags of different no sugar candies for $13 it’s my mission to score the seniors and/or student discount at bulk barn I almost winged it once. I’m coming for you 15% off Wednesdays.

I just want to stuff my hand right in there and eat a handful all at once. I’ve got free will seriously, what is stopping me? They look like erasers I know. Aren’t they adorable? I guess it’s a 90’s thing maybe the affinity for cute little things. Chotchkis, part of girlhood.

Great. And remember that I am on a crazy restrictive fucking no sugar diet and we go into here.

Yes I had one. Peach FFS! It was stale and rock hard, but good I guess. I would need to try it again. I didn’t try the watermelon one. The reason I keep being neurotic about mentioning sampling is because as Canadians we know we aren’t allowed to do this, it’s the bulk barn rules and so we love to defiantly do it. Maybe some Karens announce EXCUSE ME YOUNG MISS OH MISS I WILL BE TRYING THIS GRANOLA MIXTURE like no, the teenagers there do not gaf.

This was on 4th of July I was feeling patriotic for the Americanos. Did we get power back this day? I think so. Anyway I took a picture of these waxy little things, lemon raspberry maybe emulating that popsicle flavour?

If it were fall or winter I sure AF would inhale a roll or three of these bad boys. Sour is my weakness. What does that mean?

A guy beside me was taking pics of another bin I forget of what I tried not to focus on him because then I end up writing an essay about somebody that doesn’t at all matter but like when I do my taking pictures of stuff thing irl sometimes I will wait out people to fucking scram and other times I just do it in front of them but then it’s annoying because they get curious and I feel like I am performing being oblivious. It comes and goes, if I wanna talk to a stranger I will if I don’t they get blown off and don’t even know about it. BURN

Ya so like there’s pluses and minuses to the things we consume har har. However I will say it doesn’t hurt to keep regular.

I was taking multiple photos of this bin it was getting weird my fascination for the look of this texture. OCD hello!

I had to try a sample. Had to. For research.

I grabbed a pink one that had another pink one melted to it BONUS I scarfed them down. Living my best life. When I get around to it I will take a close-up picture of the candies I did buy, because like, why not?

THANKS FOR LOOKING AT MY CANDY PICTURES BYE