this is what a 30 dollar MEDIUM pizza looks like from magic oven:
elizabeth says this is a yuppie pizza.
it was so over the top delicious i don’t even want to advertise for the place cos it is so expensive but anyway, holy shit man.
artichoke hearts, garlic spinach, organic all beef salami (amazing!) prosciutto, bocconcini, organic mozzarella on whole wheat came to 27.50 but you get the idea. there is even a pizza for 108 dollars! insane!
this is what a 30 dollar bottle of vodka looks like:
i was going to get fil a cake from baskin robbins but their website was so unhelpful and useless and then i remembered i don’t even like sweet things and then we’ll end up having to get dinner anyway and i was up by the lcbo on dupont and didn’t feel like walking down to bloor blah bla blah my life is so hard. i left the building with bailey’s and cake in my head. i was also planning to get a trophy engraved saying HERE IS YOUR AWARD and give it to him everytime he brags about something stupid, but that is a waste of money for 2 seconds of totally played-out funny. i told him about the idea instead.
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dearest raymi,
here is a piece of fanmail, something i imagine you receive LOTS of. like lots!!!
i am a loyal reader (well, since i came across your blog in july, i have been seriously ADDICTED since then) and i have been thinking – okay i read this blog everyday, i should really write in and tell raymi how much i think her blog is the best thing on the internet. so tonight i checked your blog and saw your link to your previous ’05 entry about valentine’s day in gr. 3 and i was like yessssssss!!! i had a conversation earlier tonight with my boyfriend about how damn important v-day was in elementary school. it was so majorly important! and he didn’t understand… i even brought up those v-day card books where you punched out the cards (i’m sure i got mine at woolco too) and he didn’t know what i was talking about which was annoying. i remember being so careful about who i gave what card to. if i had a crush on a boy i’d try to give him the coolest valentine of them all. anyway, what i’m trying to say here is that when i saw your entry i was like omg i have to write her right now. because i’ve been meaning to write you for a while to tell you how much i truly enjoy your writing, your photos, your insights…you are a true original artist and also you just seem like such an awesome girl and – you like cats, and i love anyone who likes cats! (i have two kitties)..
if i had a blog, i would link it, but i don’t – i am a canadian girl who is coming to grips with recently turning 30. i live in vancouver, but i am originally from ontario and i love toronto. anyway, i hope you never stop your blog, and sometimes i wish i lived in toronto so i could run into you on the street. of course, lots of times i wish i lived in toronto because it rains here almost always in the winter. one other annoying vancouver trait i must mention – people have taken to acquiring 2010 olympic license plates for their cars that have the slogan “the best place on earth – BRITISH COLUMBIA”. i’m not joking – the best place on earth? that’s quite a statement. i mean, bc is pretty and has mountains and ocean and all that, but ‘the best place on earth’?? omg, maybe a slight exaggeration? and then vancouverites are all “OMG toronto thinks it’s the centre of the universe, blah blah blah!” haha.
this wasn’t supposed to turn into a canadian city debate, but i had to share that info. anyway raymi, i think your blog is so amazing, please please please don’t ever stop writing. and also i have one question for you… what is your most favourite drink in the world?
thanks for reading
- m
vancouver hates toronto because they WANT to be the centre of the universe and we clearly are more than they are or ever will be, deal with it!
that pin-up chick xmas card is seska.
