good news, when the older than dust dude next door isn’t screaming at his fossil of a wife, he’s talking as loud as i talk when i’m out on the town hittin’ the sauce. i’m about to make a little dance video of myself and blast the f out of some jams to drown him out, once i check what oprah is about today.

ungh david cassidy is a guest BUT all the cosby kids will be on for the next segment, dance video will have to wait.

RIP fil’s underwears that give you the opposite of clit boners.

last nite he FINALLY gave in and performed a little underwear destruction ritual for me, i have been threatening to post a picture of them intact on my blog for ages now. please feel sorry for me and let the underwear digs begin, thank you. he used these guys once to wipe something down hence the bleach stains and everyone knows once you use an article of some sort to clean something WITH BLEACH you are entering a contract with yourself of getting rid of said item forever, or graduating it to rag status.

not fil though, ungh.

also there were tons of holes and rips in them (he still has some other pairs as sexy as these in his rotation cycle).

i am such a victim.

woah they redid oprah’s stage to look like the cosby’s house/set!