so if you ever were wondering what you could do to have a mini i am ugly crisis on a saturday afternoon, go to a party the nite before with a load of chicks at it then add the majority of them to your facebook and go through all of their artistic pretty photos, i guarantee you that by the end of all that you will feel like a total troll. my clothes are all over the bed, i don’t like any of them, i cut my bangs shorter and i put on knee socks and then felt a little better and some dark red lipstick that i couldn’t pull off before without bangs.

before i snipped off some more bangs, i did it twice yesterday actually, the second and final time being when i was cooking bok choy (did you know there are two kinds of bok choy?) and could not see a thing by the end of next week i will look like loyd christmas if you’re lucky.

if you want to get some wicked cut-eye from older chicks just wear a trench coat and knee socks to loblaws.

we saw mgmt last nite they were kinda crap but their party songs are rad we think they are too high off their initial success so they tried to be all arty weird and it did not translate after the room cleared out two (mgmt) dudes were kinda quietly jamming and no one was even watching so i tell fil ok go now take some pics and he does and i do too and dryly say hey is that the encore? and the one guy busted up laughing so hard they were just barely even jamming just some keys and a bit of drums very dainty like so if it was an encore (wasnt) you would have been so underwhelmed you might shit your pants just to make it better.

i bought fil a t-shirt cos i am coasting off my new bangs high and i feel like a nicer person, for right now at least.