here we go again. friday internet sucks and i just made it suck more, de rien.

OZZY soaks us.

sigh, drunk history

dear raymi who the fuck do you think you are?

yesterday was fully a stuff white people like day, sundays, walks, nature, torturing your children with all of the above.

le fart

that’s like punching out a librarian.

loblaws sent me a ten dollar gift card from the wood i found in my spinach. that’s it!? what about my tv spot and trip to bermuda? cheapskates.

unlike this totally eloquent post that should win a literary award

and hey look you gothy little shitbags, coffin pool!

both times it made me feel like feeding myself a burger, then burgers, then boogers, then booger from revenge of the nerds.

if i wanted to look like everybody else, i would look like everybody else.

britt’s bday dinner.

don’t worry, these chats are incredibly long winded and pointless.

oh hai it’s me at barely 21

here’s a few excerpts from an article what a journalism student did on your hero recently

so if you want to come hang or stare at me from a dark corner of the room while i’m at the bar being bitchy and irritable come out.

yeah t3 always makes you kinda queasy, t3 + barf milkshake = spewiest idea yet.

i feel destroyed right now anyway as yuje!

saegbweliguweoghewgldshl’

badonka much?

i get tired of having to find an inner sanctum within myself not to upset the herd, standing really still and looking like you aren’t enjoying yourself takes a grand effort.

fred perry shoot

how offensive is this? oh it’s ok cos it’s high-end?

glowering at you through the window from the back seat.

port dover, where the folk come to sit in their minivans and stare at seagulls and water and drink tim horton’s zzzzz.

surprise! here’s your apples AND blood!

the raymi charm has fully worn off for him though he only digs fil country. i’m telling cid.

i almost blew my head off from listening to fil and broszkowski discuss their fucking cameras all goddamn day/nite long, it is even boringer than listening to samir and fil discuss motorcycles, which makes my eyes glaze over like an opium pipe packed to the gills.

now i get what all you’ve been nagging about re: this exercising shit.

total office affair goin’ on here, she’s early 20’s, he’s a billion, and it’s 11 at nite, at a casey’s, come on people!

omgZlolZrofl!

white people vs. live music in toronto.

i look like a muppet.

some redonk.

fitness chat with alicia.

nachos sans nachos.

i saw avril lavigne last nite.

oh look it’s me at ANOTHER SHOW

one thing about exercising that’s fun, is coming up with more and more retarded outfits to sweat to.

on the couch right beside us and we had to act like it wasn’t at all awkward.

lesbians eat yogurt

earth hour

pure ray caesar <3 though my drunkaoke 25th birthday party.

prezzies from you lezzies.

matt finally took his canon away *sniff* but that’s ok i’m finally making use of the back-up miranda so generously gave me i think the megapixels are even higher than matt’s and that camera was a sweet ride. also this means there’ll be more raymi retard videos (sick dude!) cos the sound on this new guy is louder (i could never properly figure out the other camera, way too many bells and whistles that) and while i hate change eventually i’ll learn this camera inside and out and be rockin’ man i felt like such a geezer last nite FIL HELP ME FIGURE OUT THIS HERE TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICE PLEASE DEAR.

we watched changeling, it was stressful, disturbing and sad. there is one terrible actor kid near the end ugh drama class much? angelina’s performance was alright though i can’t help but feel like there was a little brad sprinkled onto some of her mannerisms and she was so basically just playing herself, not many hours spent developing the character but what do i know, i couldn’t act my way out of a wet paper bag.

deericious soup i made yesterday.

**REMINDER** tonite my dad’s band (Dr. Robert) is playing at the slye fox in burlington. they go on after the dinner rush, say 9/9.30 it should be a good time oh and no funny business either my bro and his thugged-out friends will also be there heheheh. maybe if they’re blasted enough i’ll get up and sing. who knows.

here is a flickr set of the shockingly still available paintings i have left for sale. email me at raymitheminx@gmail.com to have a chat about which guy you want. make an offer i can’t refuse.

my wall street yuppie friend is quite please with his new buddy.

nice view, GO AMERICA!

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christina ricci time. duh.

err uhm, i feel slightly creepy right now. just slightly. it’ll pass.

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i saw a girl wearing flats yesterday WITHOUT SOCKS OR ANYTHING and a normal looking winter outfit, jeans jacket backpack etc but like satin joe fresh flats with porcelain veiny shocking white skin sticking out way too much so and i could tell in her face she was like woah, this was a bad idea. she was pullin’ some sort of robot hustle. in summation, yesterday was not at all warm enough for sockless flats.

oh and guess who is never having vodka shirley temples ever again?

JAJAJAJJAJA

the intensity of these shots will make more sense another day. oh but if you were wanting to road test a v shirley make sure you have a good base that does not primarily consist of HOT salami. sugar hangover plus fire bathroom trips ahh man, cool story. yesterday’s hair did not rule. it slayed actually.

where my kurt painting ended up.

this nite was awesome!

of fun to make shit finding

WHITE PEOPLE LOVE DANCING

fil had the danforth pizza, it was meh. i asked what was on it, garbage collected from the streets of the danforth?

sunday internet sucks.

gill still has my flight attendant dress.

SURPRISE engagement party for samerin!

2007 marchives!!

RIP aladdin slippers, also i had to take a shortcut home to ditch those chicks so they wouldn’t know where i lived, heh wink.

that is the jugo juice story.

we partied to the clock radio, it was good.

Horse loves you when you move with him People hate you when you’re changing

time flies when you’re an idiot.

i’m such a lightweight sensitive drunk now these nerds dancing made me weep.

Tagged

free party is the best party.

chuck norris hangover

my troll collection, i think i should have spent more time collecting friends, or better clothes back then.

when i cracked that it sounded like a gunshot, it startled the entire room.

watch out jerry lee i got your number, oh wait are you dead already? ok i just checked wikipedia, you are living on a ranch with your family right now. we’re cool.

the indiesssssssssss

there is a special place in hell reserved for homophobes.

so over shows.

i know what you’re doing!

no one ever played 20 questions with me before, so i was like WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK ARE YOU, IF YOU WERE A COLOUR WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?

this update is brought to you by garbage.

book transcript. being published this summer fyi.

limited dance moves in this limited space dudes.

oh and don’t go through beer caps if you’re on a no beer diet, you will salivate like mental.

this weirds me out too don’t worry. wait til cid shows up though. man, that was a long winter.

old chicks are the rudest people ever, sorry for existing and reminding you of your old wrinkled faces.

fil said he is sad because i wanted to move date nite to friday, so i made him a painting.

and then i got really mad at this pencil

this goes against everything i believe in

when is cool too much? when you have five gold spray painted cassettes on your necklace? maybe?

girl friday

oh i made up a song last nite called DUBIOUS FIL and you sing it every time fil disagrees with you, which is every time you open your mouth.

and sigh to myself like the saddest poem you ever heard

i’ll have to make this a two-parter i got ‘tings to do now k bye.

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one of us got totally lifted last nite while one of us did not. you can guess which one that was.

so the thing fil did was uhhm err, ride the gibson bus (awesome) to hamilton (um lesser so) to shoot (wicked for portfolio)….nickelback. i ducked out last minute. i thought it would be a good experience for the sake of um stories, but in the end reason prevailed and i passed. maybe next time. you know how i get moody the second i’m not enjoying myself so yeah all in all it was a good choice. matt and i played mariokart and gossiped then played katamari and gossiped and before we knew it his alcohol level fully eclipsed that of my own and i was feeling like an astrophysicist so it was time to pack’er in. we were going through butchie‘s archives and matt was laughing so hard he cried but was mostly disturbed, disgusted and confused. brilliant. oh yeah someone actually googled “brosz7kowski” to try and figure out who this fuckin’ joker is and it brought ‘em back here ahha burn.

brb buds.

me: someone googled ‘brosz7kowski’ to find out who you are

me: i felt totally sobes in comparison

oh man i love hurley but seriously they need to give him a new word he sounds like me.

also this is my next necklace, and there’s a mystery surprise one on the way too so excited. remember JaM Jewelry? well it’s called Le Petit Colis now (become a fan on facebook cos jane still has yet to make a site for her pieces this is a reminder nag) and it’s all still very pretty as hell.

ahh man the sun is blasting me in the face right now my lips feel like dried-up prunes also my arm is on fire. i am being blinded right now holy suntan booth winter sun is the craziest good thing i’m too lazy to just stand up and draw the curtains. *update: drew curtains, put on chapstick, we’re good now. brosz7kowski is coming over to get blasted with me tonite, i bailed on that totally unhip thing we were going to do so fil’s flyin’ solo. i’ll let him share it with you himself. also can you believe it is march already, i’m going to be 26 at the end of the month. yipes.

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a hilarious (to me at least) white trash conversation with brosz7kowski

Matthew: I need to spend my orgy of spending way mroe than I make
hahaha I meant “I need to stop”

me: ahhahaha
wtf
when do u want to come over
how cold is it
fuck im lazy
i have vodka and some wine but not much i think thats enough for me
if yr doing a booze run can u grab me something ill get u back

Matthew: Hey, so what’s the plan?

me: scroll back retard
come over whenever you want basically

Matthew: Cool, I’ll be there at 7

me: ok
are u going to the lcbo

Matthew: Yes

me: can u get me a beer

Matthew: Yes

me: what beer are u getting
i just want like a bottle of stella or something
also i have no cash on me so that will have to wait too hahaha (actually i do i just checked)
im a total winner today

Matthew: I’m in a meeting. I’ll talk when I get out

me: k

Matthew: so you just want one bottle?

me: maybe two to be safe

Matthew: so we are supposed to get blasted and you’re gonna drink a whopping 2 beers?

me: no those are my primers

Matthew: I’m assuming you’re going to drink the vodka and wine too?

me: i have vodka and a pinch of wine
yes duh

Matthew: aw good choice

me: then ill drink some turpentine

Matthew: I can’t wait for the hangover gchat conversation tomorrow

me: and have like seven tylenol 3s

Matthew: I have t4’s
I mix them in my vodka

me: oh man future brain is going to be rockin
bHAHAHA youre kidding right

Matthew: I’ve done it before
hahaha

me: man i want to see what my liver looks like
or yours
ha

Matthew: it’s best not to think about it

me: a nice long slow party death
not so bad

Matthew: I was talking to someone recently that if I won the lottery it would be the worst thing in the world for me because I’d be dead in a month
Kilos of coke for everyone!
hey, I don’t have to stop drinking ever cause I never have to go to work
I’ll just keep doing coke and speed to stay up and never sleep

me: hahahahahahahaha
hurley makes me paro of winning the lottery
so funny that scene, mom breaks ankle then house is on fire and the cops come and arrest him

Matthew: hahaha
trust me, my fears are more realisitic

me: there should be a spliced video of him saying dude
i think they must have spoofed him on SNL

Matthew: hahaha I bet it’s on youtube
there’s one thing on youtube of all of sawyer’s insults to him

me: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

im right!

Matthew: bahahahahahaha

me: im blogging it

Matthew: so 2 of those big bottles of stella I’m assuming?

me: no not big bottles haha
why dont u just get me a 6 of corona

Matthew: yeah get me 1, I mean 2, yeah 6 is good
hahaha

me: well we can share them i dont mind having extras laying around

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