i’m on the brink of being sober this was to be my last drink
workout day 3!
Highwaisted: welcome to the world of fitness
seriously, how amazing do you feel afterwards?
me: amazing!
and totally dumb for not doing it sooner
Highwaisted: it takes me a good 3 weeks before i notice a difference, but you feel so good mentally and physically
me: yes
the mental change happens pretty much immediately
Highwaisted: think about how ripped you will be if you keep it up with like 6 weeks. holy bathing suit body
me: im going to do it everyday cos im stubborn
even tho its shitty machines
my body takes to exercise very easily
changes happen quick
Highwaisted: running kicks your ass the most i would say.
me: like i lost 28 lbs with basically no exercise
just walking
Highwaisted: you should incorporate some running
pump it up a notch
me: longboarding
Highwaisted: oh yes loooooooooooooongboarding
me: dont get all susan powder on me dude i just started
Highwaisted: ew. as if i am susan powder. have you seen my ass?
also i emailed fil. which guy is kevin in the dunes?
me: i dont know anything about any bands because i am cooler than music
Highwaisted: ugh. lesbian hotness
what do you mean cooler than music?
me: im too cool to know who kevin is
do you need an aletheometer to decode what i am saying
Highwaisted: alright forget it.
me: fil might know
Highwaisted: yes i emailed him
me: welcome to the world of gchat where the fun never stops or my shitty jokes either
Highwaisted: apparently
me: !
Highwaisted: you mean condescending remarks
me: dude no
Highwaisted: i am razzing you
me: you are sensitive on the internet
i get sensitive to peoples sensitivities
Highwaisted: no im just pmsing like a god damn rare steak
me:EWWWWWWWWWW
but good one
how much do you hate lacy on rock of love
Highwaisted: it doesnt really make sense, but whatevs
omg i love rock of love
Highwaisted: i told myself i would never start typing omg just like i would never wear tight shirts like the other girls in grade 8 because i had no boobs
if i was there, i would shit in lacy’s shampoo bottle
me: i would tear out her lip ring
Highwaisted: and put laxatives in her beers
me: and throw her in the pool
like she did to that pink hair girl
fucking snake
Highwaisted: i like the pink hair girl
i think she is my favorite
her and the blow job chick
brandi?
me: fil needs to let me be on a reality show like this so i can fight with cougars
i like the bipolar one obvs
Highwaisted: i also like the bipolar one.
i think she will get far
bret loves all that drama despite what he says
me: i think he likes the busted chicks tho
Highwaisted: woah stop typing what im thinking
me: i would like to fake dance up to him then “accidentally” whip off his bandana and expose his receedo hairline
Highwaisted: OMFG WHY DOESNT HE TAKE THAT THING OFF
me: cos he wants people to think he isnt balding
Highwaisted: for fuck sakes. thats it then right? receding hairline?
me: and his outfits!
terrible
Highwaisted: plastic red jacket whats up
me: that made so much noise at elimination last nite
and his cowboy hat when they try to kiss him its all down in the way so they do this hokey pokey face dance
Highwaisted: hahahahaahahah i am laughing outloud
what a douche
we should start a canadian rock of love
raine maida!
is he still married?
me: yes
Highwaisted: ok um. jeff martin!
me: u are all about canadiana music
Highwaisted: no im not.
me: you would be the evilest one in the house
Highwaisted: uneducated guess raym’s
evilest?
me: how many canadian musicians have you dated
Highwaisted: yes probably i agree.
me: i would talk the most shit
and be the most hated
Highwaisted: or the hottest
me: the slobbiest drunkest
and accused of not being there for sincere reasons
and id be like got me
and get up and leave
Highwaisted: i dont think i could rock that pole though.
me: i would fall on my face
and then it would be a viral video
Highwaisted: and your nose would bleed
and then everyone would spread that your a blow face
me: nice
and then dont forget fighting with other chicks
and being accused of being a racist
Highwaisted: also something i can’t do.
fight girls
me: i just verbally assault them til they want to punch me and cos i’d come across as over the top crazy they dont bother
Highwaisted: hmm i can’t even recall ever having a girl want to fight me.
me: nah actually i would be as deviant and phony as possible and gain everyones trust
like in elementary school
simple
Highwaisted: hahaha scratch the last 10 mins of convo
me: id be like johnny fairplay from survivor
brb cid is here and smells
Highwaisted: mmm cid i love cid
can i babysit him one day?
and then i will train him to love me more then fil and then when fil comes to pick him up cid will be all no way man.
me: yeah right
i mean if we go away u can come by and feed and hang with him
and joe
cid is suicidal when fil isnt around
does not purr
Highwaisted: you are just saying that so fil thinks cid misses him
me: its true
when fil went to ireland (pre raymi) cid mourned for him on his bed in the basement everyday
for months!
its the gayest most intense relationship ever
oh god can we not talk about cid i just put up 30 pics of him
Highwaisted: that is nice. i need a fucking pet
me: i want my own!
and want to train it to despise fil
or i dunno maybe get a life
Highwaisted: would you get a cat?
or a dog?
or a monkey?!
me: a kitten
that stays small forever
a dwarf siamese
dogs are too high maintenance
Highwaisted: what are those ones that have flat ears and short legs?
me: and the only kind of dog i would want would be ridiculously small and pointless
oh those japanese ones
derno
Highwaisted: mm i love those ones.
i am writing to slice and telling them to do a canadian rock of love.
me: nice!!!!!!!!!!!!
Highwaisted: for crap sakes i just got booted
me: aw
i noticed
i thought u went off to compose yer email to make us famous in the reality tv circuit
Highwaisted: i am a multi tasker raym’s
come to the framework videoshoot on saturday!
me: oh whats that
Highwaisted: i sent youthe invite on fb
me: oh
Highwaisted: i invited fil too
they need hot hip babes
me: i read that as hip hop
Highwaisted: hahahahahha
me: i dont think theres a shortage of those in toronto
Highwaisted: yeah you can borrow my sweatsuit i just bought
me: whats the video premise
Highwaisted: it has gold crowns on it
black and white dress code.
me: you are the size of a munchkin i would rip thru your clothes like the incredible hulk
