WHITE PEOPLE LOVE DANCING
worst best oufit i ever invented.
i am the most graceful woman in the world, just will you look at my legs, will you? now can you do that? i’m in 5 directions at once. jealous.
the polish cuckoo clock
fil sure is a lucky dude.
cops + charlies angels + meth
the steeple
THE DUI DRUNK TEST
this tile-ripper is the TETRIS RETARD
this one’s called WINDSTORM!
this move is the walker (with a lightning bolt through it as a bonus).
uhhhhh
well, at least my cardigan and pants match.
i’m such a good dancer i can move even when i’m standing on my own foot, don’t think i need to tell you how many close calls there were.
the busted leg mummy
the yoko ono, this one is easy, all you have to do is spend two years growing out your hair, then you go to a dark bar and practice primal scream therapy.
we can barely figure out how to hold each other’s hands.
Q: when a white person is asked, so you think you can dance, what is the right answer?
A: DOES IT MATTER!?
ps. i couldn’t even make out what we were even dancing to the entire time, extra points for that.
