why i love youtube

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everyday i wake up to extreme insane-o comments in my youtube channel, yes people, there’s a whole “‘notha” realm to ma realms. on flickr for example, i have a HUGE following there that i completely ignore, same for youtube, cos they’re the lowest of the low in form of repugnance and disgusting trolling, opinions, commentary etc. i only care about YOU GUYS! the one video i receive the most comments on is one for q lazarus’ gooqbye horses. it’s one that continually keeps on giving and has taught me a lot about our fellow humanlings online. the video has been viewed almost 105,000 times, i posted it in 2008. i no longer live in that condo and that life no longer exists (and it sure as shit isn’t christmas anymore nor was it when that vintage sign was hung, youtube trolls know nothing about irony) but cos of the beauty and magic of the internet, i get to go back to that world again and again by way of 1. silence of the lambs fans who identify with buffalo bill, a psychopathic cross-dressing murderer. cool.

now not realizing this was the song in the SOTL movie when the penis tuck makeup scene goes down, you can imagine my surprise when comments started rolling in. here’s one i awoke to this morning,

I’d like to make a skin suit out of her, but she looks Jewish. So if I wore her skin over my skin I would feel dirty.

aaaand i think i am going to make an example out of this pukestain now. when i get back from the gym.

another:

merry fuckin christmas

and

this mutha fucka has it tuck in too…

and

the cat wants to bang her…

ugh

THATS A FAWKING DDDDDDUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! !!!!!! U RETARDS

i wish i had time to go look at these loser’s youtube pages, i did at one time, they all have silence of the lambs favourited so, that speaks volumes to their delicate states. i am dealing with gender-conflicted haters on the internetz. maybe i should just own it and like BE their drag star no?

What a skanky ho. Not that I’m complaining, mind you… :-P

haha

damn…I haven’t gotten laid in weeks.

two people thumbs upped that one.

wtf!? “it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again”hahaha

many quote the film. i am so fucking sick of hearing it i know that scene by heart now and i haven’t seen the actual movie in years. thanks psycho killer fantasists, dear jodie foster you can find the bad guys in my channel.

You look like the singer from the Ramones.

yup i knew that already.

i dont really know what to say -_- damn you are just too fine of a woman

thank you. a lot of the hate spurns from misdirected sexual aggression. they think i’m cute but i’m in their weirdo reality/universe so it triggers a reaction of contempt.

The most sexless awkward thing I’ve seen in awhile. The cunt is totally full of herself, despite the fact that she looks like a dude with long hair from behind.

and

you all know thats a dude, right?
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i am i love with you

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godamn! if she isnt hot as fuck may the devil take me to hell now

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That’s def a dude rockin the wig! Lol at these clowns!!

anyway there’s tons more filth to go through if you’re bored this manic monday. these turds are so stupid and a waste of your time, eventually i think someone will do a case study on the internet troll, specifically youtube troll i hope. like, how is that a life for you? i would post an update like hey morons this is what i look like now, still not a dude, are you really that stupid? but then it would turn into more stupidity, the infestation of retard is uncontrollable.

brunch doesn’t wait for degenerates

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that woman beside me was going through menopause and was hilarious. i asked for a patio blanket and she burst into (flames) laughter, she was boiling hot and her face became redder and redder as we gabbed and everyone at their table seemed to be eating food they brought from a cafe, pre-packed stuff, salad, sandwiches wtf haha they said our burgers were expensive i was like well, look where you are jeez. they said i was lovely, to teacher. i was. and am.

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it seems we have figured out that photobooth videos do not upload properly to youtube. weird. they speed them up crazy time, whyyy?

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captain kitty bunny HQ out.

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flattering email dept. says:

hello…

not to sound too guh-zay or anything but…. i want a pic of you on my desktop for inspiration. there are alot of things that i admire about you, or at least the person that you make yourself out to be on the internet! is there a picture you would recommend?

i have no idea what kind of response to expect, if any. but hey. thanks :)

xo violet badbunny

any suggestions people? got a fav raymbo pic? what stunt should i next do?

and now a guided tour of the milky way

dropping knowledge on elitist hipstery: we got money but we are NOT going to leave the ghetto. we are gonna gentrify that shit and make it awesome. quotes from my vid. i calls it as i sees it.

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uh yeah. cleaning house will be tomorrow. sayonara saturday!

a minxy bike jaunt

wait for my tuuuubular jump halfway through. tomboy dream girl.

sorting out my ride. trying to see if the tires are flat or it’s just all mangled or what. i think it’s fine. have to stop jackassing around though. not into replacing tubes.

linda hamilton eat your heart out

a post run raymi hello to ya happy saturday.

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on my run i learned how to rap this: IT’S TRICK TO ROCK A RHYME TO ROCK A RHYME THAT’S RIGHT ON TIME IT’S TRICK-AAAA! yup. insta-success. too bad stella is a neurotic bitch and blew my run and freaked out a ton. i brought lots of cookies with us. she is lazy and i am not teacher and have zero dog people skills (not true i just go mummy mummy in the most soothing voice ever and i also taught her the word treats).

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stylexchange swag. i am liking these girl boy shorts. can i work out in these? i think there is a stigma in work out underwear even though it’s funderwear.

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running face. didn’t take my claritin face. how does one inherit allergies? super wicked annoying. running while crying while teeth whitening while foaming at the mouth while the dog is flipping out and nails clawing at the sidewalk dragging me in the direction of home. at least we made it passed the drake so everyone on the patio having brunch thinks i am a blonde athlete belushi with dog companion oozing agility and grace. before that passing the bus shelter by mr. sub she went one way i went the other in front of all these people so i had to throw her under the bus and call her a lazy dog in front of these witnesses. wtf I am the one running here you are slowing me up everyone is nervous here ok lets just all chillax it’s just a dog and a crying girl running.

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the allergens cried all my makeup off like a morning session at the motion room.

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but who gives a heck about my face, really. it’ body time. from now on you may refer to me by THE BODY. that drink is called PAMPLEMOUSSE GOOSE.

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i ran with my ring on because i wanted everyone to know i just stepped off a cotton candy diamond cloud.

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movie night.

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weirdest most annoying intersection ever, all these angles and whaaat? ok lets backtrack to cross, fine, weird diamond shaped street planning. that’s twice i said diamond in this post.

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i have dumb eyes here. cute. see how i shape shift. new girl every night. who do you want? take your pick sir.

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so not a fennel salad. maybe 2% fennel the rest being steak egg weird fried chip things. retarded and most expensive salad, as usual. theme salads are usually miss and i think the pub chef needs to get his head out of his ass.

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it satiates my no carbs restriction and bipolar requirement of 400 different things going on though. i will give theme salads that at least.

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i found him. we have face photo disagreements sometimes.

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the lighting was accentuating the bags beneath my eyes or, maybe that was just the bags beneath my eyes. sigh.

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awesome moment what i captured. because i am awesome.

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i dunno but somehow, this is teaching. brilliant.

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found you again. face in a pint. BIG SURPRISE or should i say SLURPRISE? AAHAHAH haha. yes. high five me.

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i like that shirt. ben sherman. hmm for some reason you just became more impressive to me. no relation. lol. haha people and labels. never fails. it was worth the money to make everyone around you feel like shit -name brand anything.

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we look like sisters here. dimples and sunshine and glasses sisters.

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that was clem’s shirt. he left it at adventurehouse. lucas thought it would be his. i passed it off when i was done with it. all my man shirts go to mel inevitably cos she likes to gender bend plus, she is beautiful enough to dress like a guy, see? we recycle shirts at advhaus but stay out of my underwear drawer!

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yes i am sick of this shirt too. seeing it. not IT the royal it because it is so cute. it’s like my brazenhead uniform. uh oh, she’s drinking at the brazenhead tonight.

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nice patio.

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feed the monster sun.

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fresh air and weird drinks. this weekend is my last fun ride then it’s all stringent consumption til my film debut. who is my love interest in the cast? if this dude is skinnier than me i am going to be a full on psycho for the next month.

ok back to passively attempting to clean up this sty. what are you dweebs up to?

xoxo

Minx at the Movies: The Dilemma

as you’re reading this post we’ll be watching the flick. (ps. yellow kitty is the name of my nail polish seen in this video here, no i am not mental and “just saying” yellow kitty for fun but maybe i will from now on).

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spoiled girl. the clear swarovski ring is too big, must go back and exchange.

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i have to look on sanrio to see which character this bunny is. totally counterfeit. awesome.

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searching for new coffeetable.

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nice coral hoodie from the style exchange jam i went to. lovely, cosmetic, snug and roomy.

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swag haul. good thing i didn’t give in to victoria secret. underwear for days. which is funny cos i haven’t worn underwear IN days.

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yup that’s right ya hosers.

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actually no, everything is what it appears.

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another thing lifted off my presence. weird coincidences i notice, ever notice? does it happen to you too? just check the preview for this movie and get back to me if you know your hero raymbo.

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i am a wiener. not to be confused with whiner. that’s you.

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love it.

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this was a neat experience. one, i feel old as hell. two, large and in charge simultaneously? i see that i may have to pass the blog baton torch off to a little raymi at some point in time.

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mega stereos fan. just thirteen. she did not get one of my cards haha. first in line won a shirt signed by the band.

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hello kitty shirt. nice.

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moms and dads and kids. bizarre. i got gawked a ton. no i am nobody it’s ok relax. haha.

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blondgalina. swag hag. i have hot pink hair dye now, and green, blue. giving melodie the blue. brennen said if i dye my hair pink (or partial) i’ll wreck it. sigh. i want a few temporary baby pink streaks.

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it was nuts. people just like, record anything, or, this band is actually popular? i felt really foreign and not with it. it was nice to walk away from eaton center afterward, away from mall culture. even though my soul is suburban it’s nice to remember why i left the suburbs. ka-blammo! (gun to the head sound effect) i mean seeing wimpy hipsters calmed me, artists, freaks, all walks. i need the metropolis and to be swallowed up by it.

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another eye-rolling moment stuffed in my face. one of the girls on stage for the event said that this store across the mall is running a deal blabbity blah…love stereos too..etc yawn, as if that’ll work, and so blatant and lo and behold, shit worked, mad line-up of tweens with mad disposable income, you can tell them anything. so there you have it store launchers, sister up with someone else’s promotion and make a mass deal on your goods. don’t say i never did nothin’ for ya. i should go by two cents raymi.

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this drink pretty much ended my engagement. also, i think this is borderline illegal (in canada) to advertise alcohol in such a manner that encourages (and suggesting to wholeheartedly!) one to get even more blasted by combining intoxicants, no? some bars have to remove their interior signage (posters) advertising deals that get you power-drunk a la happy hour to get you in there and staying in there. as for this white trash mimosa billboard, it was referred to as something else i no longer recall, the smirnoff sugar with the beer in the sun combo renders you MANGLED.

ok movie time byeeeee!

Valley of the Doll Raymis

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HATE the hat.

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haha so suicide girls.

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ladies, commit to it.

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there’s white crinoline beneath the skirt. uber hot tease.

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will get a close up.

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super mega goony. F.

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i belong on a disney cruise.

XOXO TGIF!

*ps i look extra tired lately cos i am malnourished and getting thinner. women look haggard when they get skinnier, then you get used to it or i dunno, your base becomes standard and then you start to look healthier.

a simple altercation turned into a real sticky situation

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there was a baseball team on the patio of the foggy dew yesterday (my first time there i know! i am better than you because i never killed a night in that place before)(it’s my new brazenhead, maybe) so i brave the chillyish dusk and kept my layers off so they could see me in this shirt.

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i just collected more clothes from adventurehouse. i am resourceful nd good at making outfits out macgyver style but i am sick of it. hopefully style exchange is giving me another gift card today, and a stylist. one for teacher too.

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veuve bottle will be a vase on the deck. is it going to be sunny again EVER? ughhhhh.

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CHECK YA LATER!

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ahh just look at that beautiful rat tail. if i were a dude i would slap that thing right off.

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yeah my eyes aren’t bad.

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next up minnie mouse. i have under 30 days to get my body sex scene newd ready.