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minx on the move

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blonde in grey dress.

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versus often non-smiling brunette in same grey dress.

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skinny and long hair always wins ok. give me another year (for my hair to grow, in two days i’ll be a rake again i am bloated right meow).

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guh i didn’t know how hot i was at the time THANKS EVERYONE!

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and we ge the point. that hair was awesome.

and while i’m at it check this oldie of casie and i.

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we were actually cleaning something up and it turned into a pin-up shoot. as uje.

endangered feathers

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enter raymi’s experimental kitchen. what is it? go fuck yourself that’s what. (i am charlie cheen’s rage persona right now). it actually kind of came out horrible as teacher suggested adding mustard. wrong. it was fine as is.

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here is an example of how much i am a perfectionist. ice chilled sparkling lemon. BOOM!

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the whole corral awaited the decadence. elegantly.

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voila.

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dinner and a movie.

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those birds are my salt and pepper shakers. do you love me?

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why i spent $30 on sunblock yesterday. non break-out stuff for face and 70 spf for body, sweatproof, waterproof. wicked duuude surf’s up.

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this hand gets to be the show off with long nails now.

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went to catch melodie’s band at the boat. LIPP. very pixies.

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i know what lipp stands for. it’s a secret.

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she didn’t think i was coming. partly cos i said i wasn’t. then two guilt minutes later i bolted out the door.

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i felt the live music bug and remembered i’ve a priority delegate badge this year for NXNE. penny laaaane.

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tomorrow i’m checking out the new echo beach at molson amphitheatre for robyn. big primpin is also going on. going to be interesting. go summr best summer ever!

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allergies busted my eyes again. just in OPENING the window from the bedroom. die spring!

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i went out as a shithead. when we slinked off to sneaky dee’s secretly not 30 seconds after the teacher went to the bathroom did a young dude buy me a drank. still got it.

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this is a tiny suit, who did it belong to? anyway makes my arse look good.

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blog slave came by to help me prepare for something i am nervous about doing later. i am fine, just nervous adrenaline. it’s for my book. my hair is a disaster. bye! foxfire tonight at wrongbar.

dear saboteurs

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do i really look that much better with black hair?

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granted three years younger but no, not exquisitely better.

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everyone with long hair looks better, the colour is irrelevant.

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this was a great bender of a day.

ok i just figured out who the slammer of the door here is (not purposeful door slamming, just drafts) and it’s the new young mother next door. why do i feel bad about lecturing her on door etiquette just cos she’s a new mother? eff that, learn how to open and close doors like a human being not a childish monster. i just threw a shirt on inside out cos i’m pmstress rage to go down and confront, listened and waited and sure enough another slam right from next door so now i know it’s her. UGHHHHHHHHHH. i will simmer in rage until that baby is a toddler then it’s go time.

i only make mention of it cos this happens EVERYDAY at the same time, probably post baby stroller walk and all the loading/unloading of that crap up the stairs however, why should your motherhood interfere with my studies (jerking off, etc) right? if it were the other naybe i’d spare no seconds in a hey what’s up STOP DOING THAT mention (no i wouldn’t cos they’re already trying to be nice to us with a wine bottle cos of their dog through the deck fence trying to attack stella, meanwhile she is just at fault)(really it’s cos they fight and yell like mental and the chick is trying to buy our love and cancel out her evil, not gonna work, you’re a trollop) yet when i go down there to finally man-up and deal with it diplomatically (dressed like dazed and confused’s simone) i wimp out because i picture baby mobiles and difficult quintuplets all crying and diaper mountains then i just got over it, but i know it will piss me off again tomorrow at the same f–ing time so what to do? i think i’m passed the age of passive aggressive notes and this wasn’t even a thing til i sat down and started blogging it ok anyway hello hi folks nice to see you on my blog today. haha.

all you have to be is fascinating

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and so it began. major zoolander rollin’ through the streets in 80’s gear. hilariously chic, confusing everybody at mach ten.

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are you for se’ers guy, top down? perfect.

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needs more flowers!

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picked up our jitterbug triad completer sheldon aka 40deuce. this will always be my favourite picture of us together.

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one because we look like total c*nts (i have captioned this photo as such in my facebook profile pics)(one of several hundred of them hah) and two because i am a size zero. oh look i’m also wearing a jumper.

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my glasses are unflattering but shawn said they’re like lady gaga 80’s so i said fine.

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check all my swarovski decadence! i was comparing my jems to keshia’s heart necklace and f–k that broad is teeny weeny eh? adorable and like, could totally just put her in a sack and walk her out the back, i know revival’s entire floorplan thanks to burlesque hahah anywaaaaay… did i spell her name right?

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beauty youthifying photo trick, eyelashes down, face downward but the apples of face to camera, if you can appropriate some sun that would be hella wicked too. hang your ass out the side of a red convertible.

also check that out woah.

here i am in oxford (17) not knowing shit about posing in photos. this is what we call real person posing, except wacky, i did wacky, that’s all i knew.

here’s a bit of slutty. that’s warwick castle, what’s up!

i also always kind of wanted to be a teacher. NERD!

at fifteen.

sorry i’m lost in my archives i’m looking for something specific. it’s a nightmare in there.

ew. ok i give up. there’s this one photo where i look very similar to the one in shawn’s car up there. back on track now.

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howdy!

we have arrived.

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wicked.

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one of my fan boys was there, jarvis emerald. nice to meet you and make the time of YOUR life! ha.

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the spoons. more like the whos? blaha. sorry. when they finished no one clapped, someone had to MC a round of applause. i was too busy waiting for my pupils to dilate properly to the darkness of the daytime sunshine cavern what is revival. i couldn’t make out (recognize) zach and it pissed him off and he didn’t buy my story. i blank on people’s names and suffer mega social anxiety so when you are wearing a onesie and your ass is hanging out and everyone is staring at you hard cos you are raymitheminx sorry bro it’s not all about you right meow.

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i made this moment happen and i dragged rannie‘s ass over to snap a photo. i should have been your point girl casie but i was too busy being a sucky pants. what happened to the fun time star glasses lulz? keshia said the pepsi throwback party was the number one trending topic last night on twitter. in the words of miley cyrus, that’s puh-ritty coool.

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oh and in case you were wondering, this was a really good time. really really good time. dance party drank tix girl dance circles busting moves it was like heathers and high school musical and a great way to kick off summer it busted me right the eff out of my funk. i took 4 swag bags (teacher got one i am including that) and i handed them out on the way home, to the door girl i said I AM CASIE’S BEST FRIEND to get more bags SHE WOULD APPROVE OF THIS hahahah. bumped into fringe boy on his bike, gave him a pepsi bag. then brosz7 deeper into bellwoods park when i made time stop by my onesie and the sea of hipster blanket islands what a grass meat market that is. into it. the last pepsi bag was gifted to our server at watusi where i got wa-boozey cos it was dead and we were like one of two tables, no three. teacher says i made her night. i don’t want the pepsi can temptation around, the real sugar shot straight to my brains and stomach i am sure. i have a newd scene coming up remember.

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this was great.

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dance off.

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shawn the opportunist took it but his bromance with scott blossomed into a two song dance set what the fuuuuh?

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it got hype.

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ha check the screen. feels good don’t it?

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I DON’T HAVE A NAME BECAUSE I BELONG TO RAYMI hah. no no not true. people know who i am there they can just see him beside me and then go oh, oh yeah. or have TEACHER. brock whispered all kinds of dirty shit to me about that like oh a teacher eh, i can only IMAGINE the things you two do together. i ******* to thinking about it blaha oh shut the **** up brock.

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and then we were gone.

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reminds me of TOYS. robin williams movie.

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oh my god i was gassed here. bad girl. luckily i somehow woke up thin. i didn’t pre-eat pre-party.

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shrimp and wasabi ketchup. bomb. i said the word umeboshi (butter) in my head all night long i just should’ve gone with it it is SOOOO delicious but 3 bucks pricier.

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my negroni his mojito. i also had a maitai? i forget.

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i like these cos i sip them, drink slower, the compari is like a taste speedbump. i remember when i first ever tried it at the central, kamila made one i was like bleeeeeeech SICK.

loved the photobooth.

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shannon your outfit was hot.

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i threw down a ton of diva poses and the photog and laptop guy were like 0_o! awesome. they’re like, do you DO this? yes, i do.

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i like your cindy loo who hairband casie!

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blammo pajamo OUTTIE thanks wieners!

whimsical walk home

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at the last minute i gave in to my flower onesie desire and wore it anyway. i was wimping out. glad i didn’t. lots of girls recognized on the streets of toronto that this summer it’s bringing it time.

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not really worth rehashing every little cut eye and nasty thing uttered (yes!) to/at me as we sauntered on home in the heat. like come on people were you not outside at all today? yes i am essentially wearing a bathingsuit that’s because i go sunstroke from the dog walk and squeezed into this size small jumper that somehow magically fits and with 6+ months of working out like a mental case, time to take this bod for a spin(ster).

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true, my entire ass was hanging out but i don’t care, if your ass looks like that then it can hang out all it wants. what my body has anything to do with yours is a mystery, as in, not a mystery. don’t rain on my flower camel toe parade okay please.

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like how i said i wasn’t going to bother and now i am bothering SO bothering hahaha.

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and then a lesbo couple passing us on ossington, cute, shortish, feminine, you’d think they’d be all about it, then one whispers just as we are coming up to them BIG PUSSY. !!! there’s a chance she said good pussy but i doubt it. that’s dirty. first of all, i do NOT have a big pussy and there is no way it’d be possible to cram it in my onesie if so. look at the wiggle room (no room) down there.

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ok over it i know i look good and made time stop in bellwoods and when i got fed up i brought it even more doing the model walk where you make sure your thighs don’t even touch (mine rarely do) and accentuate the gap. this all happened it isn’t just in my head.

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then a new mural.

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there’s a window in my sky.

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when i was posing at casie’s party the photographer was like, do you do this? like red carpet he meant, cos you know all the poses and how to pose. hahaha. self taught baby!

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gym time! brb friendsbians!

driving in your car in Hollywood got the top down it feels so good

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queen of hearts gardenesque view yesterday late afternoon. i avoid the roof altogether if i can manage it during the day otherwise i won’t get anything done. lying in the sun in those loungers then somebody might bring you a drink, game over. teacher went to wonderland today (AGAIN, how is this teaching?) forgot to dump these bad boys onto his computer. yeah i get to use his laptop during the days if i want he’ll leave it, but, not like you will need it at wonderland.

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my hair looks funny. post shower roof insta-drying. good idea me let see how crazy my hair gets. i guess i have kinky hair now that the texture has changed to platinum. i have resilient strong hair. it can handle all the garbage i do to it. i also baby it.

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i felt like a mess here. i am still emo. blond is a good fake out all around.

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seriously have to get sunblock. i do not want to turn into a leather raisin.

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dinner.

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and my face is going to be mega tanned therefore will have to buy darker makeup and so it begins. i am turning kiwi for sure i belong someplace like that anyway. maybe i’ll go visit natalie in melbourne.

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and i’ll need a new suit soon don’t think resorts are into people holding up rags to their bodies.

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stella wanted to murder the dog next door, this was the brief moment when she was allowed up with us. this drink is white peach crystal light (half packet) with soda and riesling, bit of lemon too? i was sun stapled into the lounger and needed emo punch but was in bossing around concubine mode, told him this is the drink to make, and he did. impressive.

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80’s raymi.

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the secret to this sally hansen polish that is soo watery and annoying to applique, so i never bother to wear it BUT when i bother it dries phenomenally and gives a long last.

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ok one of us lazy asses is going to have to remove that soda water bottle. telltale sign that a drunk lives here if there are soda water bottles. this is storm night watch.

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when it started pouring they turned out the stadium lights thus un-illuminating our storm shoot.

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was good while it lasted.

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can you see lady garbage?

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yeah cool safe. that’s a long fall moron.

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my mystery olympus can still give’r.

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i finally timed a lightning strike. strike!

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eerie.

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hot sauce and bitters land.

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everyone got a button applicable to who they are. rob got the pirate eye patch one. luc a pink one and melodie a cute rocker?

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i use teacher’s imac wireless mouse case as my jewelry container.

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my nail polishes match my candles.

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some of the coat rack contents aren’t coats. some are pants and my belts, nylons, haha. i’m in a don’t live here nor there stage so my stuff is all over the place like an infestation.

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a lot has to do with stubbornness.

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long lasting flowers though today i think they may be pitched. bit wilty.

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late night kitchen begins.

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the crackers are rice and caraway seeds. yum. two kinds of mustard. grilled chicken…

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cheese in the foreground is very nice. i buy cheese based on smell not by name.

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altaraymi. raymi’s altar. we pray to hello kitty.

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then i psycho cleaned and rearranged the fridge.

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i look like i should be wearing a maxi dress and dancing in queen’s park to reggae.

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we put the umbrella up when it was a downpour but then that tricky lightning came back and i got scared so we went inside.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/5781986632/in/photostream/

hmm what should i eat today.

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i want to wear my jumper but i think it might be way too revealing for parkdale, maybe for the party later. that and crimpy pigtails?