ok so i haven’t had any zoloft since sunday well saturday i mean, sunday was the first zoloft-free day and yesterday was absolutely mental PLUS i got my period and ten hundred pimply virgins decided to “rip” me in my comments GOOD TIMING. all day i felt like a tingly piece of shit and today i slept in the longest i have slept in, in a very long time well maybe three years when i use to sleep ’til 4 and wake up and smoke all the weed in the universe and then do it all over again the next do and no i did not sleep in ’til 4.
ah, good thing i’m a go-getter.
anyway, i would just like to say a hearty FUCK YOU to everyone who has been pissing me off lately and i will pay you a hundred dollars to come over and say to my face everything that’s been on your mind and been typing in my little comment section, fucking do it losers.
makes me look oh so forward to launching stalkraymi.com and giving you motherfuckers the platform you crave to discuss your penis enlargements and acne medicines.
look it’s me and my FREE $500 telephone douches! (299 with plan and rebates). good thing i’m reeally reaally ugly and my blog is very very crappy eh? it’s a wonder a marketing company would hook up someone so stupid and ignorant? whatever will they think up next? hamburgers that EAT PEOPLE!?!?! once i figure out all the other shit it does i will show and tell you about it. there’s still roughly 20 they wanna give away to toronto bloggers and some in ottawa and also vancouver so SMD hurry up with your blog already cos like, we can totally call each other and share video clips I CAN’T WAIT!
HEY! I’m proud of you for actually posting my comment. I don’t see how you could have “banned” me already, because that was my first time commenting on your boring blog that delves into the excruciating minutia of your boring life which is no more interesting than anybody else’s. But I’m not surprised that you have to continuously ban people because I bet you get a lot of people that feel it is their duty to tell you the truth, that nobody cares about the crap you have to write. And you jump to the internet-version of the old cop-out defense of “I can’t hear you!!!!!” created by 6 year olds. So 2000 people visit your blog daily eh? Looks like your stupid rambling is SO interesting that about 5 – 10 people out of 2000 per day feel the need to discuss your lame stories. I’ll give you a little breakdown on the demographics of your “agonizingly boring web log” or simply “agbo-blog” for short. Of the 2000 people you claim visit your agbo-blog each day, 5 – 10 of them, we’ll say 10 to be conservative, are your actual “friends” that pretend to care. I use “friends” loosely because they are comprised of people that pretend to like you because you whored out your ugly body to them, and 1 extremely lonely and obviously pathetic loser who somehow thinks it’s in his best interests to claim to be your boyfriend even though he gets thorougly bitched by you on a daily basis. (“He’s too afraid to talk to strangers LOLLL!!!”). Anyway the other 1990 “hits” a day you get are from extremely horny internet-loners that heard there’s a free sneak-peak of a half-naked real-live girl (who happens to have no security or self-esteem so she needs the 2000 hits per day generated by naked-girl pictures to feel any kind of self-worth). So anyway, to sum everything up: I’m impressed that you actually had the courage to post my last comment – I doubt highly you will post this comment – I think out of sheer weakness and a lack of any form of defense you will “ban” me – a word of advice to you would be to tell your “friends” to refrain from “defending” you in the comments section because they make the most retarded grade-3 level insults that don’t make any sense or apply at all and by reflection make you look a lot less intelligent than you really are – you should delete your worthless agbo-blog – and finally I will be starting my own blog in your honour, I’ll give you the link once it gets up and running.
Hope you have a good day! S.M.D. | 07.26.06 – 2:28 pm | #
dude that’s pretty ironic you’ll be making a blog in tribute to me and thanks for the statistical rundown of my readership and hits cos like you are obviously an expert and who am i, i’m just someone who’s had this blog for over 6 years and not to mention INVENTED IT what the FUCK do i know? clearly NOTHING. thanks for clearing up that the people who i talk to on a daily basis and mail me stuff and buy my shit and have been reading along for years, thank you SO MUCH for OUTING THEM! everyone there’s gonna be big changes i’m sorry but smd is right YOU ARE ALL USING ME! YOU DON’T REALLY LIKE ME AT ALL I JUST KNOW IT! EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER MAILED ME SOMETHING OUT OF THE “GOODNESS” OF THEIR HEARTS I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU YOU EVIL SCUM smd smd smd smd smd + raymi = FOREVER! raymi | Homepage | 07.26.06 – 3:08 pm | #
wearing a fur coat! it better be faux, you asshole!
also, rilah FINALLY gave birth to a girl! now i don’t have to feel like a drunken lazy slob whore when we chat on msn cos she’ll be back on the sauce in no time, fingers crossed.
Hey what makes you think anybody cares about your crap adventure in the movies? Yeah people want to hear your bitching about the most minor of problems – that makes for GREAT reading. Why don’t you get mad at this comment, take it out on your obviously huge pussy of a boyfriend, have him leave you, and then die alone because you failed to attract a new mate since you’re so fat and ugly that the only way you can attract anyone is through gravitational pull. If you’re fat and ugly like you are, it helps to have a nice personality, that way at least you’d have *SOMETHING* going for you. S.M.D. | 07.25.06 – 3:06 pm | #
dear smd you win for the best comment. i dont think anyone is interested in anything i have to say however since u asked perhaps roughly the 2000 or so people who come here daily care. ps i thought i banned you already. raymi | Homepage | 07.25.06 – 3:18 pm | #
dear people who sit behind us maybe 7 seats away – just because you aren’t directly behind us we can STILL BE AFFECTED BY YOUR UGLY DYKE STORM TROOPER BOOTS KICKING AND SLAMMING ON THE CHAIR BECAUSE ALL OF THE CHAIRS ARE CONNECTED IN THE ROW WE ARE SITTING IN SO YES GO AHEAD REST YER FEET UP BUT DON’T KICK AND SHUFFLE YOUR FEET EVERY 2 MINUTES.
so i finally go over to this girl who is sitting by herself and i feel kind of bad cos it’s a kevin smith movie and she’s alone and not the best looking swan in the lake and she immediately gets scared like i am going to stab her WHICH I COULD HAVE BLEEEARGH! and i say can you take your feet down it’s vibrating the entire row but i didn’t mean to say that i flubbed it cos i had about to reprimand a stranger adrenaline and of course fil was too scared to do it so i always end up being the scary mean witch.
so, for the rest of the movie she didn’t have her legs up and i felt bad about it but if i went over there again to be like HEY IT’S OK PUT YOUR FEET UP, i was paranoid she’d be all JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU’RE SCARING ME or something like what little children say when they see a monster and that would be too embarrassing to sit through.
