we saw clerks II last nite and it is Ha-larious.
dear people who sit behind us maybe 7 seats away – just because you aren’t directly behind us we can STILL BE AFFECTED BY YOUR UGLY DYKE STORM TROOPER BOOTS KICKING AND SLAMMING ON THE CHAIR BECAUSE ALL OF THE CHAIRS ARE CONNECTED IN THE ROW WE ARE SITTING IN SO YES GO AHEAD REST YER FEET UP BUT DON’T KICK AND SHUFFLE YOUR FEET EVERY 2 MINUTES.
so i finally go over to this girl who is sitting by herself and i feel kind of bad cos it’s a kevin smith movie and she’s alone and not the best looking swan in the lake and she immediately gets scared like i am going to stab her WHICH I COULD HAVE BLEEEARGH! and i say can you take your feet down it’s vibrating the entire row but i didn’t mean to say that i flubbed it cos i had about to reprimand a stranger adrenaline and of course fil was too scared to do it so i always end up being the scary mean witch.
so, for the rest of the movie she didn’t have her legs up and i felt bad about it but if i went over there again to be like HEY IT’S OK PUT YOUR FEET UP, i was paranoid she’d be all JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU’RE SCARING ME or something like what little children say when they see a monster and that would be too embarrassing to sit through.