look it’s me and my FREE $500 telephone douches! (299 with plan and rebates). good thing i’m reeally reaally ugly and my blog is very very crappy eh? it’s a wonder a marketing company would hook up someone so stupid and ignorant? whatever will they think up next? hamburgers that EAT PEOPLE!?!?! once i figure out all the other shit it does i will show and tell you about it. there’s still roughly 20 they wanna give away to toronto bloggers and some in ottawa and also vancouver so SMD hurry up with your blog already cos like, we can totally call each other and share video clips I CAN’T WAIT!