raymi says: jesus article

dumbass, inc says:
LAist covered that Jesus story and the commentors say that Cameron is just a jew who is causing trouble

raymi says:
dude sorry to break it to you but jesus did not have magical powers therefore did not rise from the dead to live again

dumbass, inc says:
thats the sorta thinking that will keep canada the 2nd rate country that it is

raymi says:
the human brain makes emotional decisions, and then applies logic as best it can to prop that up

raymi says:
like i want to smoke weed but i cant cos i have to work and weed will make me slow but no maybe it will make me more creative therefore i will smoke weed

dumbass, inc says:
therefore i will smoke weed with you

dumbass, inc says:
… finding weed

dumbass, inc says:
… smoking first bongload of the day

raymi says:
2nd rate to what the US of A? ahhahahahahahah!

dumbass, inc says:
to the world, heathen

raymi says:
usa is trillions in debt – china will ownz them in the next 20 years

dumbass, inc says:
not likely since China prays to rocks and lets their goverment ass rape them and throw their daughters off cliffs

raymi says:
better than being a delusional chump tho

dumbass, inc says:
at certain points delusion turns into reality

dumbass, inc says:
the us is very young and yet we rule

raymi says:
the usa is in big trouble you owe way more money than you make

dumbass, inc says:
big whoop

raymi says:
debt growing huge every year

dumbass, inc says:
what are they gonna do? reposses our cars?

raymi says:
and sooner or later other countries are going to want some of their money back

dumbass, inc says:
whatevs

raymi says:
in the form of land, business, and access to rape asses

dumbass, inc says:
we’ll fight some war for them

raymi says:
yeah im sure thats what they will want

dumbass, inc says:
that is what they want

raymi says:
anyway keep believing in magical powers!

dumbass, inc says:
will do, so will all of your heroes

dumbass, inc says:
dylan, hendrix, rembrant

raymi says:
my heroes do not believe in god

raymi says:
those arent my heroes

raymi says:
those are yours

dumbass, inc says:
not only do they believe in god they believe in Jesus

raymi says:
THOSE ARE NOT MY HEROES

dumbass, inc says:
cobain

dumbass, inc says:
the stones

dumbass, inc says:
axel

raymi says:
i dont think he [cobain] was into jesus

dumbass, inc says:
slash

dumbass, inc says:
deeply

raymi says:
stop forcing yer beliefs in others onto me

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahaha

dumbass, inc says:
oh if only i could

dumbass, inc says:
picasso, dali, michaelangelo

raymi says:
again, yawn

dumbass, inc says:
you love all of them and you know it

dumbass, inc says:
youre wet thinking about Michaelangelos David

dumbass, inc says:
the most punk rock Christian artwork ever

raymi says:
no i am not actually im thinking about how sorry i feel for people who are brainwashed

raymi says:
you may as well be a scientologist

dumbass, inc says:
how is it i dont have a snappy comeback to that?

dumbass, inc says:
… smoking more weed

raymi says:
so you believe when you die you turn into a ghost and float to wherever you want and can watch girls changing?

dumbass, inc says:
that was the entire point of my book Stiff

raymi says:
well thats pretty idealistic isnt it almost embarrassingly so how about REALITY and making the best of the time you have right now and not thinking the party begins when you die

raymi says:
just saying

dumbass, inc says:
im all for making the best of time now and also thinking a better party begins when i die

dumbass, inc says:
in a place where my dick is even better

dumbass, inc says:
there is a possibility of better in Reality

raymi says:
well you are extremely intelligent

dumbass, inc says:
its part of being an American

raymi says:
do you realise what you just handed me

dumbass, inc says:
its why our schools dont have to be so good

raymi says:
you are saying that

raymi says:
oh nevermind

raymi says:
this is too easy for me

dumbass, inc says:
im saying that all the most creative, punk rock, and cool people believed in an invisible man in the sky, yes

raymi says:
i am creative and punk rock and cool and i do not believe in that shit

dumbass, inc says:
thats what you say in interviews

raymi says:
i do not prescribe to bullshit

dumbass, inc says:
but when the shit goes down i bet you say oh god oh god

raymi says:
i went to catholic school for 11 years

dumbass, inc says:
hot

raymi says:
no when it goes down i die the end goodbye

raymi says:
i would be saying the name of someone i know who loves me who is concrete and exists not some made up fogey homo

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahaha

dumbass, inc says:
you love homos too, see youre just lying all over the place

raymi says:
yeah REAL homos

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahahaha

raymi says:
all that jesus loves me crap pffffffft

raymi says:
just a ploy to sell bumper stickers

dumbass, inc says:
well the bumper stickers are wrong because i dont remember where it says in the bible that jesus loved you

dumbass, inc says:
seems to me he was pretty pissed off most of the time

raymi says:
that song jeeeeesus loooooooves ME

dumbass, inc says:
yeah no one cool wrote that song

dumbass, inc says:
you are hating the wrong things

raymi says:
well anyway i am right and you are wrong

dumbass, inc says:
you should hate that song

raymi says:
i like that song

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahahaha

raymi says:
it’s creepy

DIE COLLEGE KIDS!

raymi says: jesus article

dumbass, inc says:
LAist covered that Jesus story and the commentors say that Cameron is just a jew who is causing trouble

raymi says:
dude sorry to break it to you but jesus did not have magical powers therefore did not rise from the dead to live again

dumbass, inc says:
thats the sorta thinking that will keep canada the 2nd rate country that it is

raymi says:
the human brain makes emotional decisions, and then applies logic as best it can to prop that up

raymi says:
like i want to smoke weed but i cant cos i have to work and weed will make me slow but no maybe it will make me more creative therefore i will smoke weed

dumbass, inc says:
therefore i will smoke weed with you

dumbass, inc says:
… finding weed

dumbass, inc says:
… smoking first bongload of the day

raymi says:
2nd rate to what the US of A? ahhahahahahahah!

dumbass, inc says:
to the world, heathen

raymi says:
usa is trillions in debt – china will ownz them in the next 20 years

dumbass, inc says:
not likely since China prays to rocks and lets their goverment ass rape them and throw their daughters off cliffs

raymi says:
better than being a delusional chump tho

dumbass, inc says:
at certain points delusion turns into reality

dumbass, inc says:
the us is very young and yet we rule

raymi says:
the usa is in big trouble you owe way more money than you make

dumbass, inc says:
big whoop

raymi says:
debt growing huge every year

dumbass, inc says:
what are they gonna do? reposses our cars?

raymi says:
and sooner or later other countries are going to want some of their money back

dumbass, inc says:
whatevs

raymi says:
in the form of land, business, and access to rape asses

dumbass, inc says:
we’ll fight some war for them

raymi says:
yeah im sure thats what they will want

dumbass, inc says:
that is what they want

raymi says:
anyway keep believing in magical powers!

dumbass, inc says:
will do, so will all of your heroes

dumbass, inc says:
dylan, hendrix, rembrant

raymi says:
my heroes do not believe in god

raymi says:
those arent my heroes

raymi says:
those are yours

dumbass, inc says:
not only do they believe in god they believe in Jesus

raymi says:
THOSE ARE NOT MY HEROES

dumbass, inc says:
cobain

dumbass, inc says:
the stones

dumbass, inc says:
axel

raymi says:
i dont think he [cobain] was into jesus

dumbass, inc says:
slash

dumbass, inc says:
deeply

raymi says:
stop forcing yer beliefs in others onto me

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahaha

dumbass, inc says:
oh if only i could

dumbass, inc says:
picasso, dali, michaelangelo

raymi says:
again, yawn

dumbass, inc says:
you love all of them and you know it

dumbass, inc says:
youre wet thinking about Michaelangelos David

dumbass, inc says:
the most punk rock Christian artwork ever

raymi says:
no i am not actually im thinking about how sorry i feel for people who are brainwashed

raymi says:
you may as well be a scientologist

dumbass, inc says:
how is it i dont have a snappy comeback to that?

dumbass, inc says:
… smoking more weed

raymi says:
so you believe when you die you turn into a ghost and float to wherever you want and can watch girls changing?

dumbass, inc says:
that was the entire point of my book Stiff

raymi says:
well thats pretty idealistic isnt it almost embarrassingly so how about REALITY and making the best of the time you have right now and not thinking the party begins when you die

raymi says:
just saying

dumbass, inc says:
im all for making the best of time now and also thinking a better party begins when i die

dumbass, inc says:
in a place where my dick is even better

dumbass, inc says:
there is a possibility of better in Reality

raymi says:
well you are extremely intelligent

dumbass, inc says:
its part of being an American

raymi says:
do you realise what you just handed me

dumbass, inc says:
its why our schools dont have to be so good

raymi says:
you are saying that

raymi says:
oh nevermind

raymi says:
this is too easy for me

dumbass, inc says:
im saying that all the most creative, punk rock, and cool people believed in an invisible man in the sky, yes

raymi says:
i am creative and punk rock and cool and i do not believe in that shit

dumbass, inc says:
thats what you say in interviews

raymi says:
i do not prescribe to bullshit

dumbass, inc says:
but when the shit goes down i bet you say oh god oh god

raymi says:
i went to catholic school for 11 years

dumbass, inc says:
hot

raymi says:
no when it goes down i die the end goodbye

raymi says:
i would be saying the name of someone i know who loves me who is concrete and exists not some made up fogey homo

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahaha

dumbass, inc says:
you love homos too, see youre just lying all over the place

raymi says:
yeah REAL homos

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahahaha

raymi says:
all that jesus loves me crap pffffffft

raymi says:
just a ploy to sell bumper stickers

dumbass, inc says:
well the bumper stickers are wrong because i dont remember where it says in the bible that jesus loved you

dumbass, inc says:
seems to me he was pretty pissed off most of the time

raymi says:
that song jeeeeesus loooooooves ME

dumbass, inc says:
yeah no one cool wrote that song

dumbass, inc says:
you are hating the wrong things

raymi says:
well anyway i am right and you are wrong

dumbass, inc says:
you should hate that song

raymi says:
i like that song

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahahaha

raymi says:
it’s creepy

DIE COLLEGE KIDS!

me: my battery is in already i got a call!

Phil: wow

me: yeah!

Phil: wow
omg

me: WOW
OMFG

Phil: wow

me: ROFL

Phil: imho wow
lollerskates

me: im trying to think of more

Phil: lolocopter
roflcopter

me: this is making me sneer at you

Phil: hee hee
pwned!
im in ure base killzing ure guyz

me: STOP IT

me: my battery is in already i got a call!

Phil: wow

me: yeah!

Phil: wow
omg

me: WOW
OMFG

Phil: wow

me: ROFL

Phil: imho wow
lollerskates

me: im trying to think of more

Phil: lolocopter
roflcopter

me: this is making me sneer at you

Phil: hee hee
pwned!
im in ure base killzing ure guyz

me: STOP IT

AND NOW AN EXAMPLE OF WHY I DO NOT SIGN INTO MY MSN 7.5 ANYMORE:

raymi says:
who is this

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i am the ghost of a random add

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
by way of your blog

raymi says:
oh hi

raymi says:
let the ass kissing begin

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
that’s not the way it works

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
YOU are supposed to pay ME for my time reading it

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
fork over some money

raymi says:
sorry delusional

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i’m predicting everything you say

raymi says:
then stop reading

raymi says:
what am i going to write later on today

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
are you asking that as a serious question?

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
because i’ll tell you what you SHOULD write

raymi says:
you said you are predicting what i write

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
yes i am, but that wasn’t my question now was it?

raymi says:
there was no fucking question i am not a fan of your attitude right now

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
my my, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

raymi says:
i dont know you and you are telling me i should pay you for reading my predictive blog you are nobody

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i didn’t say your blog was predictable (because ‘predictive’ is not a word, by the by) i said what you’re saying in here is predictable

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
because i control everybody

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
even though they don’t know it

raymi says:
predictive text

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
sadly, you are one of the people i’ve been forced to predict

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
& i don’t like working with you

raymi says:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/predictive

raymi says:
you are a piece of some very sad work

raymi says:
what next genius

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
turn that phrase around & apply it to you, my friend

raymi says:
YOU SAID PREDICTIVE IS NOT A WORD

raymi says:
you are obviously a young little boy

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
no need to yell

raymi says:
with no friends

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
keep your voice down

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
your neighbours are going to complain

raymi says:
yes there is reason to yell you don’t know what you are talking about

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i feel SO bad for you. because it’s YOU who doesn’t know what their talking about.

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
please go cry in a corner now

raymi says:
they’re talking about

raymi says:
what do i not know what i am talking about

raymi says:
i can’t believe i am still talking to you

raymi says:
fuck

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i ate some alphaghetti this morning, cook it up, eat it & it turns out to be about 10 years old

raymi says:
are you for fucking real

raymi says:
i mean i get that you are a loser but to what degree is unknown

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
listen, i havea to go do some dxm, when i get back, i expect to have a serious conversation with you. because you are my friend.

raymi says: hahaa

AND NOW AN EXAMPLE OF WHY I DO NOT SIGN INTO MY MSN 7.5 ANYMORE:

raymi says:
who is this

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i am the ghost of a random add

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
by way of your blog

raymi says:
oh hi

raymi says:
let the ass kissing begin

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
that’s not the way it works

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
YOU are supposed to pay ME for my time reading it

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
fork over some money

raymi says:
sorry delusional

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i’m predicting everything you say

raymi says:
then stop reading

raymi says:
what am i going to write later on today

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
are you asking that as a serious question?

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
because i’ll tell you what you SHOULD write

raymi says:
you said you are predicting what i write

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
yes i am, but that wasn’t my question now was it?

raymi says:
there was no fucking question i am not a fan of your attitude right now

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
my my, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

raymi says:
i dont know you and you are telling me i should pay you for reading my predictive blog you are nobody

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i didn’t say your blog was predictable (because ‘predictive’ is not a word, by the by) i said what you’re saying in here is predictable

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
because i control everybody

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
even though they don’t know it

raymi says:
predictive text

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
sadly, you are one of the people i’ve been forced to predict

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
& i don’t like working with you

raymi says:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/predictive

raymi says:
you are a piece of some very sad work

raymi says:
what next genius

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
turn that phrase around & apply it to you, my friend

raymi says:
YOU SAID PREDICTIVE IS NOT A WORD

raymi says:
you are obviously a young little boy

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
no need to yell

raymi says:
with no friends

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
keep your voice down

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
your neighbours are going to complain

raymi says:
yes there is reason to yell you don’t know what you are talking about

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i feel SO bad for you. because it’s YOU who doesn’t know what their talking about.

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
please go cry in a corner now

raymi says:
they’re talking about

raymi says:
what do i not know what i am talking about

raymi says:
i can’t believe i am still talking to you

raymi says:
fuck

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
i ate some alphaghetti this morning, cook it up, eat it & it turns out to be about 10 years old

raymi says:
are you for fucking real

raymi says:
i mean i get that you are a loser but to what degree is unknown

Every morning looks like oatmeal says:
listen, i havea to go do some dxm, when i get back, i expect to have a serious conversation with you. because you are my friend.

raymi says: hahaa


i don’t think i ever posted this picture before on account of it being extremely embarrassing, that was during my asexual babysitter phase, two summers ago

we did the nasty last nite i didn’t think it was going to happen, i guess absentmindedly diddling fil’s fiddle during tv time on the couch had something to do with it, so after we finished impersonating the kid on little people, big world we hit the hay and no we do not make fun of the fact that he is a little person we make fun of how stupid spoiled and lazy he is and how he has a big mouth and braces and never closes his mouth and yes i know that big mouths can be akin to dwarfism whatever at least make an effort to close your fucking mouth, your mom and dad both little people don’t sit around with their mouths gaping open like that, anyway fil is really good at it.

i was going to give some doing it details but i’m all of sudden not in the mood.

oh at the coffee shop yesterday i overheard this kid talking to an older guy who works there about something nerdy probably anyway the funny part was when he said BUT DON’T POST IT ON WIKIPEDIA COS PEOPLE CAN CHANGE IT then he saw me looking at him and he made his voice all hushed and conspiratorial, i love it when dudes are talking computers and they look at me like i don’t know anything then i join in on the conversation and correct everything they said 50/50 they die of boners on the spot or they get extremely defensive and competitive and repeat everything i said but re-word it then i’m like we are arguing the same side of the fence the only difference is you will never get a girlfriend bye.

one time at a walk-in clinic (i was there cos i was paranoid i had a tape worm or some kind of parasite from mexico i’m the best) and this dude about my age maybe younger anyway super tool wearing a death metal shirt super skinny bad hair very insecure and there is this lady waiting and they strike up a conversation i gather they know each other you can tell this lady has a babe daughter and is only pity-talking this guy and then he starts talking to her about messageboards and perl script and basic html shit and he can see me watching and listening and he gets this I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT TECHNOLOGY bravery to his speak meanwhile he isn’t telling the lady anything she couldn’t just find on google herself and she is egging him on by saying wow you’re so “knowledgeable” and “technologically advanced” and i am by this point openly shaking my head at him and he is probably thinking this hot girl is just stupid and doesn’t know anything about computers typical GIRLS i don’t get a chance to say anything cos soon enough i was called away but before that the kid stops nerd talking a bit and casually asks about this daughter of the lady’s what’s she up to this summer hoping for an in and the lady goes OH WELL SHE’S IN CUBA WITH HER FRIENDS.

B!U!R!N!

he was being all pious like computers will save me and are fun and neat and all that and then was TOTALLY deflated after she said that her daughter was in cuba with friends. ha.


i don’t think i ever posted this picture before on account of it being extremely embarrassing, that was during my asexual babysitter phase, two summers ago

we did the nasty last nite i didn’t think it was going to happen, i guess absentmindedly diddling fil’s fiddle during tv time on the couch had something to do with it, so after we finished impersonating the kid on little people, big world we hit the hay and no we do not make fun of the fact that he is a little person we make fun of how stupid spoiled and lazy he is and how he has a big mouth and braces and never closes his mouth and yes i know that big mouths can be akin to dwarfism whatever at least make an effort to close your fucking mouth, your mom and dad both little people don’t sit around with their mouths gaping open like that, anyway fil is really good at it.

i was going to give some doing it details but i’m all of sudden not in the mood.

oh at the coffee shop yesterday i overheard this kid talking to an older guy who works there about something nerdy probably anyway the funny part was when he said BUT DON’T POST IT ON WIKIPEDIA COS PEOPLE CAN CHANGE IT then he saw me looking at him and he made his voice all hushed and conspiratorial, i love it when dudes are talking computers and they look at me like i don’t know anything then i join in on the conversation and correct everything they said 50/50 they die of boners on the spot or they get extremely defensive and competitive and repeat everything i said but re-word it then i’m like we are arguing the same side of the fence the only difference is you will never get a girlfriend bye.

one time at a walk-in clinic (i was there cos i was paranoid i had a tape worm or some kind of parasite from mexico i’m the best) and this dude about my age maybe younger anyway super tool wearing a death metal shirt super skinny bad hair very insecure and there is this lady waiting and they strike up a conversation i gather they know each other you can tell this lady has a babe daughter and is only pity-talking this guy and then he starts talking to her about messageboards and perl script and basic html shit and he can see me watching and listening and he gets this I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT TECHNOLOGY bravery to his speak meanwhile he isn’t telling the lady anything she couldn’t just find on google herself and she is egging him on by saying wow you’re so “knowledgeable” and “technologically advanced” and i am by this point openly shaking my head at him and he is probably thinking this hot girl is just stupid and doesn’t know anything about computers typical GIRLS i don’t get a chance to say anything cos soon enough i was called away but before that the kid stops nerd talking a bit and casually asks about this daughter of the lady’s what’s she up to this summer hoping for an in and the lady goes OH WELL SHE’S IN CUBA WITH HER FRIENDS.

B!U!R!N!

he was being all pious like computers will save me and are fun and neat and all that and then was TOTALLY deflated after she said that her daughter was in cuba with friends. ha.