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this morning fil and i laid in bed looking at the ceiling then i said

POTATO SKINS TONS OF CHEESE AND SOUR CREAM BACON GREEN ONIONS

to which fil went mmmmmmmmmmmm and said

FILET MIGNON WRAPPED IN BACON ON PORTOBELLO ON MASHED POTATOES AU JUS

then did a disgusting lip smacking mmm mouth watering noise then said

POUTINE

then i said

FAJITAS IN A RESTAURANT THAT SIZZLING CHICKEN ONIONS PEPPERS SMELL

EGGS BENEDICT WITH TONS OF HOLLANDAISE SAUCE

PHILLY CHEASE STEAK AND FOR DESSERT A CHICKEN SHWARMA FROM AGABI

then we talked about mcdonald’s for ten minutes until we couldn’t take it anymore and i nuked some microwave butter chickens, i only ate my chicken and gave fil my rice adding it to his butter chicken and it looked ridiculous how much food it actually was. they’re the president’s choice light menu things totally low in fat totally delicious.

tonite is fil’s work xmas party, they have it in february cos i dunno people go away i am excited cos my hair is longer this year and i am not a heffer. last year i saw a couple escort looking chicks in long cheesy game show spangly gowns i hope they are there today. i am not allowed to give out my blog address or tell any personal stories about fil no problem you’d think people would be tired of fil stories by now i will regale them with how lazy and ignorant i am. oh when fil says we have to leave then that means we have to leave. last year i cried at the table cos he wouldn’t dance with me but also cos all these old couples were cutting a rug and i was sad cos i never have boyfriends who dance. i was also pretty cut. i’m going to dress like a total teenager, fil doesn’t care.

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