Takin’ pictures of the future dishes I’ll be crafting. I find if I am in a mellow enjoyable mood, I spend way more money at the grocery store. It’s ok though as it’s cost-efficient over going out. I make up for it in caviar.
I look like a slob break and enterer. Hipster boy bait.
Teacher pushed me on the cart in front of all these perfectionist yuppies near the deli, we quickly aborted that stunt. Hahha.
In the industry this is known as “set dec”. Britt taught me that.
Frech Baci chocolates. O_O YUM!
The missing Baci spot is the one I took! The guy making these flew in direct from Italy.
Green bean poutine. The gravy wall was amazing.
Top ten videos of hotness and bringing it inspiration according to RTM.
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Here is an example of an email type message that I get daily here at raymi the Minx enterprises. A lot of people write to me or leave me death threats and sexually abusive comments regarding a video I danced to years ago and don’t seem to understand that youtube was merely just the vehicle in which I utilized for my dancey videos for my blog, which is my primary source of care, focus, and attention on the internet. I do not dwell on youtbe but for some reason this video, and I have many, gets the most cray cray and I think it’s because it’s in the Silence of the Lambs movie as those are the majority of quotes referenced in the comments, a lot of people make fun of me and say I am a transgender, whatever, THEY are the sexually-confused people. ANyway, here’s the comment:
I noticed that ya dyed your hair, ya know, “blonds have more fun” but, traditionally, dark haired women currently and throughout history have been the most attractive, ironically, the vast majority of “First Ladies of the White House” have had dark hair, and, Cleopatra, Princess Stephanie of Monaco, Princess Catherine of Wales, goddess “Aphrodite” all have dark hair, dont get me wrong, I think your hot either way, unquestionably a very very attractive women, not as sexy as me but, very attractive.
393 LIKES and 286 dislikes. Over 141,000 views. When you have been case studying people on the internet for over a decade and are kind of brilliant like me, you stumble on to patterns of habit with people, I find that this comment is true and pure and honest cos this person’s perspective on me is youtube channel driven, and my blog is secondary. Some people find this video of me and fall in love or are majorly repulsed. This video engenders a strong reaction because (I think) they’re already sensitive and freaky cos they’re youtubing Goodbye Horses cross-dressing theme song, which I didn’t know at the time. I heard it the night before at our friend’s house, loved the song while we were playing grand theft auto as it was on the video game and made a dance video to it. Similarly, there’s another song that I love to rap and dance to by L’il Kim and I am smart enough to know this time around that it would be “too much” to blog video dance, but I can perform it in a club, dance video it and I dunno, another Goodbye Horses happening?
Brb with more garbage as usual.
Icing failure. I TRIED to get more gingerbread houses but it felt excessive despite knowing there wouldn’t be icing in these Swedish minimalist kits. We have another one. I must say though, pairing high-end gingerbread (Ikea is good quality over grocery store junk) with ginger beer was genius of me. Did you enjoy this gingerbread warning anecdote?
I better win that trip. I never win anything though so whatever.
Exercise grease monster weekend.
Ok so apparently I am being too Nicolas Cage in Family Man right now this weekend so I am wrapping this up now BYE! Ps. I made a lot of funny comments on twitter last just saying if you needed some more Raymeh.
Just kidding it’s just an horderve. I stopped myself at the spanakopita rolls. We can get Agabi again like last weekend and then for everyone’s after dinner enjoyment I’ll slip into a food coma. Psyched!
This picture makes me want to watch Santa Claus I want to live at the North Pole. I am so goony for Christmas this year!
This was my date machine dress. Teacher loves me in it. I kept the date machine detail out when he had stars in his eyes while staring at me hehheh. Melodie made up a song about me in her new band called Date Machine. For pretend. I find that just making a joke rather than following through is a lot more fun and less work. You can read more about my lazy/productive work ethics in my guide to life. Coming out in 2019.
I need new and more shirts. Fashion labels hook it up I want to be a model for threadless or some shit.
Ha creepy cray cray. We were a scene. Always are.
Which nail polish hmmm. This clock stresses me out when I’m working on deadline it’s like time goes faster the bigger it is! I am still drinking coffee with a straw.
I like the design here. Tiny space and made it shine.
I want my own little dog.
Fucking with Bean while Renita does some tattoo finishing touches.
I was sure to hang up my wool vest cos last time Ren did my tattoo (it’s in my archives you can go see) her dog ate up my hat.
Exactly.
Adorable shoes.
Has two black cats too, like the Matrix albino twin dorks and their dreadlocks. Barf.
Teacher has a student at school who is in love with him. She has asked about his eyes as her latest crush question of the day this past week and the other kids teased her when she asked in class what kind of car he drove, “stuuuuuh-alker!” HAHAHHA. Then a few Fridays ago when I was too hungover to meet them at St. Lawrence market on a field trip (so was Teacher ok but he HAD to go, whereas I didn’t and that’s the beauty of blogging) the following Monday they were asking if he was heartbroken and crying over my not joining them (kids, we live together we get our fill, trust me) and little miss crush goes, “I would’ve come.” (oh no you didn’t!) when he defended me by illustrating the choice between couch and warm comfort over freezing cold across town and 30 teenagers. I really wanted to go and get drunk off all that adolescent attention but in the end blogging in my little bubble won out but now naturally I am obsessed with hearing about this girl and when I get a moment I’ll find her on Facebook. Ooh exciting I can’t wait for prom, Teacher better play his cards right and get on committee or whatever happens on tv, except in real life.
AW I want a gremlin for a dog too! She also looks like a gargoyle.
The skinny ankles society got together last night and talked business strategy.
Coining a new term, called, ahem, the one-hander. LOL. It’s our goal.
Reason for existence. We strive for excellence. Perfection.
You know this is a load of bullshit right? Ok good lets go back to pretending now.
No really it’s a great club. Courtney mentioned that there was another new member I apparently wanted to induct but I can’t remember and Courtney’s scattered description is hazy.
Finally left with her parklife music video london flats painting I made that always makes Al break into a long story about his childhood.
Later on they’re posting some more cute things from Raymeh too! GICU is featured on Street Boners and TV Carnage so it’s like Hipster-oriented. My particular brand of hotness, I’d say, has a punk flare. Love ya bye! Oh, later on means right meow! Time for a frosty beer thanks GICU TGIF!
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I made Negronis.
Kahlua chocolate carnage. Xmas time at the shops is deadly.
Like my lame holiday dress? Teacher loves it! Boyfriend work holiday party baited! ew why did you even let me blog this? Cocktail hour around can be a dangerous thing. I don’t even know how this bastard ends. Seriously I can’t get over how bad this video is ahah Meh TGIF!
I was going to do this for Haunted Harem. Should have bought that discounted I dream of Genie costume in Thunder Bay!
Working on it.
just let my mom out of the dog house. she left me this comment, I skimmed to the almost midway point, thanks mom!
You are fearless,brutally honest,entertaining,gifted,off the wall,non conformist,beautiful,interesting,engaging,generous,big hearted,short fused,creative,funny,clumsy,hot body,have staying power,Had number one blogging status for ten years,ADD,Real,genuine,love animals,have a crazy eccentric family,related to Jack Kerouac,amazing gift of photography, brilliant stream of conscience writing Kerouac style which gets better & better,your not just a pretty face, have talent to fall back on, you are forever changing,OCD,one of a kind,love people,look great on film and camera,fit in anywhere,integrity,neurotic,top drawer, takes no prisoners,cool,artsy,fashion trender/leader,enthusiastic,fun loving,trooper,survivor,resilient,strong willed, persistent,determined,strong,intelligent,anyalitical has the most hits and readers,good business sense,passionate about life!
I’ll be back when I think of more.
ok bye
Interesting outfit award.
Wanted to wear these pants again today, could not at all find them. Where are mein pants?
It took him a long time to get the parking ticket now that you have to pay to park in libville metro. Jesus.
This pink tarantula is a doozy it aided in my having an identity crisis attack last night wicked!
This one is slightly more different than the other one. I silenced a table of 30 men on my way to the bathroom. Still got it!
I am actually stacked in a flat kind of way and it’s my monthly.
Now here’s the second part to the Las Vegas style shit show we put together for the Android TO after party. Killed it.
Omg so scary and not even halloween yet!
Oh hey Paul. We are old friends. Once in awhile I bump in to him when we’re both on Nicolas Cage benders and it is funny.
Come come the more the merrier the less the scarier. One of my Raymisms. I have a lot. Michael Holett DM’d me and said, if you made up barflyentele, that is genius.
Ew gross not sexy. I look like a snausage. I bought those when I WAS a snausage actually, years ago. Never wore them. They’re so obvious.
So, once upon a time I had this idea for a burlesque troupe…
And you betcha there were haters but I kept at it and at it and that little division of my Raymi Circus is thrivin’, oh yes. I love all my girls.
I said to one group of boys that their flights had all been cancelled and they were permanently grounded, WITH ME. One licked his lips. Heh. I love being Raymi the Minx.
I wish I knew the thank you for getting high with us slogan as I’d have been saying that all night long. So much was going on I’m lucky I didn’t lose my hat.
I have really long arms.
What’s going on here what’s the big idea hey hey!
Impressive, though I might need a second look.
Not all of us are coming back.
Is that peach underwear?
Got tired of walking.
I wonder what they’re thinking, playing it cool while they feel my entire ass up.
Never fear Batman is here!
Yeah pretty much party stripper party awesome! Proud of it. Takes balls. I have them, do you? Two days later I leaned over the edge of the CN Tower. That’s Little Raymi #1 there.
Minx would look wicked on my arm in this right. Damnit.
I look like one of my childhood best friends when I show my brother and tell him he will die. Laughing. I was so retarded here I couldn’t figure out this was Alkarim.
And why I am saluting Hitler, ehhhh. I am actually waving What a power couple no?
Ha so confusing. Nice one Sean.
The other party room. Hot asian gamer chick.
We had a fake fight.
Pfft yeah.
Doin’ more of the thing.
This way no this way.
Bunny’s face should be on a toothpaste box so perfectly classic pleasantville apple pie right and I didn’t wash my hair what is it doing??? So puffy and stringy.
Aw I love him he always makes me laugh. Whether it be this or playing the keyboard with bubble wrap on his head stuffed in a Knight helmet.
Zaira’s big cans and ANDY MILONAKIS.
Gee I wonder which guys in this picture were on shrooms, the big mascot heads?
Do you think I was playing it cool enough?
Jazmin was their favourite.
I am talking all street here I think he bought it. Sean told him I was crazy though, thank you Sean! Holy smokes you should read some of the email chain between me and Sean over the last month planning this party ha ha.
Oh yeah some shit went down in the social media hood this night. It involves your hero. I don’t think that is what I am talking about here though despite my most amazing of facial expressions.
Thank you Celina for getting the roller lesbian punk babes together for this and fielding all that drama holy crap everywhere there be drama us burlesque misfits had some ourselves. Makes life exciting don’t it?
You know what’s sad and funny is, I actually look older than Andy Milonakis. I am going to go kill myself now kay thanks bye he’s 36!
Those sex costumes make your arms look humongous. And your face like Tara Reid. Enjoy! Some girl added me on FB who is a famous dominatrix and she has the same flight suit, weird right? That’s why she added me I think. I dunno, you never know when you are on the internet right? Scary place.
I am forcing him to kiss me here and he is playing funny guy. I think he thinks I was just trying to use him for his celebrity or something (totally was).
I can tell he liked it. Facebook liked it.
Then he started being nice and telling me stuff about crap that us performer guys talk about involving hotels and all that star treatment and Jazmin’s boobs probably.
OH how nice for me, a zit on game day!
And last one.
Everyone had costume changes it was the greatest thing. Loved curly ginger haired Harry Potter kid. That stage was bouncing and tunes were blasting I was blasted ahhh life.
Party shots! Hi Sean!
Anyone could get up in there and slam dance. Stephen did, that’s when we met I was drunk sitting on my luggage cross legged like a lady and he was piss wasted and some other little raymis were gathered and we fell in partying socialite love. Wicked dude! he goes, and I’m not even attracted to you, you’re not my type hahaha. More perfect. he’s the one I went to Thompson underground with and partied even dirtier with Pauly Shore.
Well wouldn’t ya know it’s all over.
xo
Don’t remember if I blogged these of Erica’s. I feel like I did.
i think so?
Deleted last night’s post. Liked the photos still.
Love Wills Landing. VIPLEASE treatment pleases meh.
Guys tell me why I am interesting please I have to make an audition video one where I’m not david Hasselhoffing and shoving chicken wings in my mouth.
i am pretend blogging (typing on camera for b-roll) right now this is what pretend blogging reads like i think it just might be my greatest and latest masterpiece my nose is dripping snot i just sniffled on camera im sure that was a masterpiece too rob is hanging the mirror in my face (to bounce more light on my face) right now and it’s falling to pieces all the paper behind it (shitty antique mirror) before this we swung on some swings out there with this gene guy who barely even spoke to me and yet we are supposed to be a couple lol?
I jumped off four times.
This isn’t work this is play. Ok it’s work. But it is awesome work. Each jump was shitty in it’s own special way, too far, not enough air, was that even a jump or a step off? lol.
I look old and fat.
That’s a wrap.
Free to comment free of registration now. I was seriously taking a blogging siesta but then I calmed down and learned that my yfrog account wasn’t deleted. It’s just that there is ALWAYS someone waiting to fuck with me, willing and waiting and ready and whether it was real or imagined, I just had it with technology and how much of a hold it has on our lives and thought I might effect some IRL change I dunno and at the very least get a lot of my book finished. I will still be taking breaks, I don’t know why I have to go cold turkey on things though, I’m quite stubborn. The second I declared a blogging strike someone registered a stupid user name for my blog “Username:
Journey – E-mail: whywoulduputthatshitonarm@anytime.com” Seriously do you wake up and sleep to losers as much as I do in your field of work??? I have competitors so I can’t afford to take a break right meow otherwise I’d nuke this thing.
Hi guys, welcome to Aunt Raymi’s Gingerbread House. (new house nickname) The Tower just wasn’t working. Gingerbread House is loads cuter and more apt and that’s what these townhouses look like anyway. Now Raia wants a how to be trophy wifey guide, oy vey. Well, first thing’s first, you must take care of yourself ladies. No man is going to want to take care of you if you don’t even want to take care of yourself. If you won an Oscar, you’d dust it right? Lol. Ps. We are DINKs (that’s double income, I ain’t no leech) but you can still be a princess too.
My candy earrings are growing on me. I am making wicked catch-up time on being a tom boy for most of my life and not having my ears pierced. I escaped from a lesbian commune. They couldn’t outrun me in the end. My name was Luane Writhe, which is an anagram for Lauren White. I’m pretty good with the bullshit, eh.
Love my bed.
I feel too old to wear Tom’s. I have to start dressing like Kate Middleton now.
I have over 30 pairs of underwear. Good ones too. Won’t be needing to do laundry again for a long time now. Finally began tackling my tickle trunk.
Classic Raymi half-smirk.
Go to campus crew, buy everything. It’s all FITTED. XS tanks with high waisted AA leggings or the equestrian ones from Zara Lois got me. House wife curvy babushka who will win every domestic battle in time lol.
Neat matching colours in this shot. I look like a wizard and an androgynous model. Whatever. It’s tight! And aiight!
BAM! Right back to feminine.
I didn’t mean for my Equestrian Spanks-like leggings to get thrown in the wash so now I look like a Christina Aguilera music video good grief.
Experimenting with Eye make-up.
PMS tired but I am amazed at how clean i look even though I only showered yesterday. Sometimes when I sleep my hair goes wild and matted from sweat while others, perfect cupcake sprinkletown unicorn sugar pop. Lol. Exactly that.
I have big plans for the wall above the bed.
This morning I think? Blaha when the hell else would it have been>??? Idiot.
Oh boy here comes trouble.
My eyes look funny here I look like a mermaid. Just let me think that.
Here we go now.
Blaha I look like a pure stripper here.
I am fat from pigging out and being pre-menstrual but pretty bonny no?
Oh hai. Someone is livin’ large now and lovin’ life.
Whimsical nerd!
I do my toenails very seldomly.
Not my regular side of the bed. Once tattoo is healed I am BACK baby. I have been having retarded dreams from the switch.
Aw her one white leg disappears in to the sheepskin rug.
We’re not going here anymore and I am depressed about it because I am wings obsessed. They blew it!
I eat like this ten times a day. I will miss my hurricanes :(.
