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I think we have a match.




Wait til you see the other arty suburban stills I’ve been taking. I’m sure you can wait. But, are you?

Just doin’ ma job. Didja have a nice Whoreween?

See you soon!

















Am I getting double stink-eye here? Probably. Nice work colleague.

What’s up girl.

Oh it’s me talking what am I saying? Talking internet!

Evidence of listening.

I know I blogged this one before already, don’t care. I like it. HI MARTA!

See. No one minds.

Thank god it’s over here are my people.

I’ve been watching a lot of movies the last week. Period pieces depicting women with face. I don’t know if I am just a sucker for enchantment and turmoil suffered by that of a pretty face or if I am just really good at escapism carte blanche that I see myself as being capable of doing anything in life as long as I can make a few people fall in love with me for my face or feel sorry for me because of my face. As long as there is a face there is a way.

I am also re-in love with red lipstick again and luckily had a tube of alarm red revlon (not seen here obvs) in my purse it’s amazing how just that can change your whole perspective, feelings, self esteem.

















It’s been an interesting week! More later. Always more. Or pretending that there will be. #MeMonday. And some writing and some catch-up. What’s up #sandy? Are you guys scared? Hope my homies in NYC are gonna be okay.

Loudawgs lifers now.

You are beautiful.

2 smoked lemon southern teas. Delicious.

We had three pounds. This is the third pound.

We tucked in to some serious eating I love that my shirt looks like I have a huge stomach. Caring is last season.

HUUUGE.

ANd the night before.

Went to Sauza sin in the Distillery. Great times. Groovy times. Waiting on those party pics.

When Courtney was done with her costume I took over for her. One man’s trash, is another’s treasure. I am sorry this is how you are finding out I am really a man. Hashtag sorry.

RepTdotO and I. See my tons of effort. It is painful that I have 400 costumes at home. Tonight should be truly interesting then. #poletergeist.



Sergio <3.

Scene change!



Band-aid nail polish matchy. I wish my hand looked as nice as this right now haha.

She made us take the streetcar again. It was a nice relaxing time, we had a nice talk.

Tequila party. Hey Jesse.

Oh well, alright.

The servers had amazing painted on masks.

Bro was taking it in to be appraised.

Back to work. Had a decently normal and early night. Feeling well rested but Saturday rainy sleepy. Listening to a Parkdale symphony orchestra of sirens right now slurpin’ on some s-bucks. Fancy dinner party later. Then Poletergeist and right now I must interview my next PBE subject! Check it don’t wreck it, peace Raymensteins.