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Picnic basket case

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I agonize over making separate posts or just adding to the original and telling people to scroll. I find people don’t listen to anything anymore, I sure don’t. Anywhoo let the gorging holiday continue.

Colleague has another Raymi, named Reagan. I know right. Hahhaha.

Shameless. There’s our hero. I had to hold my hat to finish off each glass.

I relented.

Pasta from scratch. Yeah, awesome if I would allow myself to eat pasta.

Stephen will be our party caterer for AndroidTO/Harth fest OCTOBER 26 – he’s The king of the Palais Royale castle. Their food is amazeballs. Come to our party!

Teaching me a word he wants to bring back into the cuisine world vernacular.

BONDINETTE. It is what those little horderve things are.

You shove them in your mouth at parties to combat boredom, annoyance, hangover and to be elegant and know that you are “living” the “life”. I had syrup all over my hands.

One of my top faves for sure. I’ll find out what it was again from the grid’s write-up.

Good eye, colleague.

That was a monster salad with ten million components. I do the same at home too. Notice the Mary Poppins following me around. Hot team much?

Laughing at my own joke WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

Gorgeous.

Reagan noticed the butterfly.

My hangover is gone dance!

It was a great time. If you dress like an idiot at a picnic where people spend hundreds to be at and get sozzled and eat like royalty and every 3 second someone hugs ya or tells you you’re great, you see someone famous, or a friend, just try frowning. No matter how hungover from Nuit Blancheyou are, or the rain. BEST PARTY EVER!

That guy’s windbreaker is wicked. WICKED LOUD. We made fun of him with his girlfriend/s I dunno it was a hilarity wino vortex after awhile.

Cheers. Cheers! YES! Good work, why thank you. Baha. Reagan said the video is going to be effing hilarious. That is PERFECT NEWS. I also now have a strong urge for clove wine and Scrooge by the fireplace ooh cozy.

How to annoy cooks 101:

Tell them you’ll eat straight off the tong.

Do just that.

Nevermind annoying cooks, I’m annoying that guy just by merely taking up space in front of his eyes ahahha. I am polarizing. That is a new compliment to models who are hated on america’s next top model. I only learn from reality tv shows now.

No one could properly direct me to niagara street cafe’s table. By the time we found it they were done. Didn’t much matter though we’re just shootin’ the breeze. I really want to have a food/travel show. GOAL.

That is SO cool.

I had some pyro aggression to sort out.

I love the many eccentricities of Brickworks. Should go thanksgiving shopping there. Hmm. Ugh there is always some commitment INEEDAHOLIDAY.

Cool I didn’t try one was it good?

Ambush. Do you remember Dave Attel’s show called Insomniac. He went to every city and got wasted and ate everywhere cool and weird til the sun came up. I watched it while I lived in Maine and we loved him. He is a comedian. The cogs in my head are whirring.

These guys were cool. By chatting them up I got a tip on a table and a caramel bar to-go out of it. Yum.

This picture rules.

Softest caramel ever. I wanted a jar. That’s sea salt on it. Thank you Grant Street caramel co so much we’re almost finished it. I want jars next for xmas time.

Normal at a place like this.

Also normal at a place like this. She’s about to burst!

Here we go.

I AM CHAMPION OF THE FOOD FAIR!

Then it went a little YMCA.

Go on then give us a kiss.

“…a horny mob approaches.”

Ha ha.

Nahahahaa.

Evolution. GAY!

Blabbity blah.

Come on keep it together people.

Ha so Charlie Sheen in Hot shots. I am a total spoof.

Southern Ontario represent! No seriously, get involved with this place, talk about it. Do some good for our planet, sustain, be environmentally conscious, support farmers, recycle, donate, when you spend, do so locally, and from the indie businesses wherever possible. Ok no more Starbucks, I am drinking my last cup right now.

Always have flare and be zany, makes life fun.

Always self promote.

Expand your minds! I broke into this zone, it was gated off and closed baha hopped the fence SOMETIMES you have to be a rebel.

Yeah that’s right I climbed this. WHAT! WHAT!

That’s enough for you.

Jolly good work team! Pip pip. Time for a snack!

XOXOX RAYMBO

Ps. I look liek the drummer boy from this video.

It’s so fall right now right? wow. I do my best creative stuff this time of year.

Lets go on a pic-a-nic

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LETS DO THIS! Captain Evergreen Eataholic to the rescue!

Every time I raised my arm I’d ask if I looked stupid? DON’T ANSWER THAT.

I’d draw them in, Reagan would have them swarming. Can’t wait to see the footage bahaha.

Thanks to Rob’s post here from last year I recognized some table vendors. I bee-lined for one guy and completely weirded him out. Right, won’t be doing that again.

Stink-eye. We were quite the social experiment, me, Reagan’s camera head, colleague’s camera on me and us, people sloshed on wine and chatty. Such a fun day, like a total extension of Nuit Blanche.

Heat lamps everywhere thankfully. Sunday was rainy and dreary. Not for us!

Remember your posture always, someone’s always looking. Mine is shit.

Everything was like the Rolls Royce of food.

Boyfriend count of the day I think Reagan won. It’s ok he and I made out later on baha I got sloppy seconds.

Everyone felt bested by the go-pro camera why didn’t I think of that!? Like jesus, relax.

Take a picture it’ll last longer! Good idea!

The hot mulled wine from Harbord Room was amazing. We had three rounds of it. Reagan and I are going to go on a bender in Ireland together to see who the real man is.

Next time to the top and I will come back less.

There were wine glass rinsing stations.

Don’t forget the nutmeg dusting. I asked if he had any accidents with that grater yet, he said no. What’s that cut on your thumb then?

Your turn.

Ooh look it’s hot lil ma miss Arlene Stein. Thanks for the party!

She loved my rings.

You ate this with a wooden spoony thing, it was rich roast pepper something or other. Like a super high-end baby food.

I’m like what is the meaning of this fireplace ipad? She said to keep warm. Clever I said. Cheers.

It’s funny bumping into people you party with at their restaurants and they’re like raymi what the hell are you doing? as two cameras are encircling us, what’s wrong Ian, nervous?

Hobo chic.

They looked at me and so I looked back and loved that scarf.

Shoved my hands in this oven a few times to keep warm. I hope my jacket doesn’t reek of campfire now/still.

Guess which famous chef is a fungui?

Jamie Kennedy! Starstruck. At least I look like a Royal.

Trista and I always bump into each other at these things, I love her. She works at Crush.

Last time was at the Zoo. This time my camera coverage multiplied, she was extremely amused by that hahaa.

While I was extremely amused by the pinot noir.

Do I look stupid? He said on twitter this was awkward, yeah maybe for you baha.

Dude you look in love not at all awkward. These moments are what life is about. I’d rather be dead than ordinary.

Hottie chef on the left kept trying to feed me “meat butter”. I finally gave in.

Who knew that chefs would one day become rock stars. Thanks to Anthony Bourdain’s kitchen confidential book I think. (omg I would claw my way up a mountain to travel with him).

OM NOM NOM etc. Hmm did a yoga hippie start that meme? “om”. Zing.

Mmmm. By golly wow.

Class act.

Explaining why I can’t eat meat butter at that precise juncture in time. Needed to find my sea legs. I had partied the night prior as a kurt Cobain Teddy Bear Punk.

BRB laptop needs a break cos SOMEONE didn’t turn it off proper last night. Must be cos I use it for hours on end. Omg I need more laptops this is ridiculous. If I go on a blog strike for how many days will you go mad if I don’t update? Did that once and only once for 4-5 days and people actually became irate.

Anywho lets go for a jog.

Ps. send all business inquiries during day time hours only cos by night I am like this O_O and your stuff gets pitched into a black hole. (someone wrote to me about a new dating service revolving around jogging, I thought I hallucinated it. So you like, won’t pay me AND i have to RUN my ass around? WHAT?) What part of I don’t do anything for free do you not understand?

Harth Fest

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Oh man so many things. It feels like a bongo band is playing in my head right now. Well, I am playing bongo music afterall Gu-u-u-u-ilty as charged (gay sing song voice).

THIS IS THE ONE WHERE ROLLER GIRLS & A WRESTLING RING, ANDY MILOFUCKINAKIS, HARTH AIRLETTES BURLESQUE, INTERACTIVE SHIT, And partying will go down. 99 Sudbury 7pm. October 26 Wednesday.

Let’s play follow the wizard to her wizard chambers. (this blog post isn’t officially done yet but I blast them out half way to be nice and opportunistic and they’re long winded).

I’m wearing a bikini beneath this, not depends, but they may as well be now cos I’ve shrunken and they haven’t. See how fast I carve a trail, stay close or get left behind. I am ruthless. And a giraffe.

Line.

Baha look at sean over there in the corner. I got transfered around the room a lot in elementary school classes cos I talked to every one person place and thing around me then would immediately start up my second groups of Raymites over there too. Ultimate teacher diss is a desk island all alone, like so. Sean and I are getting together today to take over the world so I am going to rip him to pieces for our amusement. I wanted to blog the picnic pics but we have 1000. 0_o!

This is AndroidTO and I had no idea what that meant so I looked for the nearest guy in flip flops…

PHEWF!

I still have no idea what he said, something about androids and terminator 4. I asked Sean if I could get a phone and he said I am like 30th in line. ABOUT AndroidTO: It’s a conference. There. This is the second one. If you want more info you can email me: raymi@raymitheminx.com or one of them. The main project we are working on is the after party for it. These dudes LOVE their parties and HARTH FEST began as a joke then got big fast and furious. My kind of people. It will be the clash of the Titans, RAYMBO WORLD + GEEK ELITES + MTVILONAKIS.

Everyone who works at Harth has an IQ of seven billion at the very least. I am working very hard on getting their leader Alkarim to allow me to make him more public. I am a PR girl now. Anyway, instead I will interview his dad (The CFO). Guess what his dad’s name is?

DIAMOND!

You cannot write this shit! Like When Heaven fell up/down and INTO the spiral staircase (HAHAHAHahhaha) upon her turfing of Big Brother UK, Anton said in the diary room, “You cannot write this shit.” it is better than american BB cos there is nudity and swearing and cameras everywhere even in the pisser and shower. I dream about these people. Yesterday was some serious couch surfing fyi, we caught up with all of our friends, ANTM, Survivor, Jersey Shore. Actually no we didn’t finish ANTM so don’t spoil anything for us please, some girl already did that for Heaven. Speaking of here is the clip. BEST thing you will ever see. She’s the nutbar who talks to the sun king and thinks tall people came from giants and that rockets are powered on melanin GAHAHAHHA!

Skip to a minute. So good. And then she falls AGAIN! Keep in mind that everybody hates her too. I love her cos she’s insane and has the best round-up clips and bungee jumped in to the BB house. I like Thom’s voice the best cos it’s all high and nasally like an old man’s from tim burton’s Nightmare before xmas, “Aaaahhh-oooooh noooooo.” Omg I need a life outside of non-stop blog/working and obsessively watching BB UK marathon episodes.

I picked up that rubics cube that’s not actually a rubics cube, squeezed and exploded it into pieces, putting my phone charger down at the same moment out of humiliation and left it there for the weekend. I got a round of applause. That’s their quirky thing too, they clap for everyone who exits, so endearing. They’re too busy to look up from suicide night coding missions, someone’ll notice and clap then they all clap which means good bye in geek world. None of these assholes around here clap for me when I get up and leave. I get to blog in my underwear though.

There is zany stuff everywhere.

Going up to the 4th floor now.

@fragileheart works here too, at the desk. I don’t know what she actually does though other than flirting with me, asking me why I am so hot, staring at pictures of hot naked chicks she tacks up to her desk (she isn’t gay) and I think she carried a stack of napkins once. We interviewed her on our The Issues (that you will get to see sometime never) and she chose to discuss “MOMS” specifically phillipino moms. Hilarity ensued. These are the Harth cast of characters fyi so pay attention, they’re going to be your party stars. Right behind Andy Milonakis and myself of course. Ha.

Harth Pod is designed by the modern future. Tech elites. They were watching TEDxTO by feed in the lounge, which consist of pod chairs and loungers designed by some Swiss guy I bet. More than that, the guy who FOUNDED TxTO left it and started up Harth with the rest of the boys. Boo-ya slam dunk who’s who swish.

Ps. how cute is this?

Jokes upon jokes upon jokes. These are magnets that are affixed to the water cooler. Which is where they all stand around and talk about Seinfeld like it’s the 90’s (which is my colleague’s Seinfeld-internet-relevancy metaphor I have heard a billion times before).

Pooched. Full of Yogurt.

Trying to see if my spine likes being curved like a potato bug.

Gahahha nice try. Did you throw the word “penis” somewhere in there?

Bahaha. DEATH TO EXPLORER WORST. BROWSER. EVER.

Me getting that guy’s name wrong, Glen? No, but that’s my dad’s name. Oh well you tell him hello too. Baha smooth. I have a crush on every one of these dorks. I am projecting Microserfs on to all of them and now I’m their Jessie Spano.

Spooning rewards? Nope just totally hard workers.

It’s nice to finally be challenged and not the only brainiac I know outside of looking in a mirror. Just kidding! You’re all very very smart too!

Answering the question of why I’m so hot. I said it’s all a trick. An illusion. I’m not!

Then of course I noticed another weird thing, some magnets a genius (a real one and this time I’m not being sarcastic for once) stuck to the drink trolly baha.

In summation, come party with us on OCTOBER 26 – FOR HARTH FEST. some little raymis seem to be confused between the two events that are CLEARLY SEPARATE and DIFFERENT. One is Burlesque (at the Bovine SATURDAY OCTOBER 29), and the other THIS ONE THE HARTH FEST ONE is Andy Milonakis at 99 Sudbury three days prior. Seriously I am going to lose my mind if I have to repeat myself again and again and again. I am surrounded by idiots. Please get it straight. And guess what in-between if everyone pisses me off enough I will be jumping off the CN Tower. KIDDING! That’s the Edge Walk on Oct 28. Lunatic right?

THIS IS THE ONE WHERE ROLLER GIRLS & A WRESTLING RING, ANDY MILOFUCKINAKIS, HARTH AIRLETTES BURLESQUE, INTERACTIVE SHIT, And partying will go down. 99 Sudbury 7pm. October 26 Wednesday.

I will be doing a separate post about this one.

BRB!!!

girls are the new boys

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Hands down the most interesting of socials experiments of all the stupid things I have done. That’s Raegan, she got more attention than my Captain Kangaroo get-up I KNOW right? Everyone came up to her asking the same thing, I like your hat is that a camera? No, it’s a banana Einstein. Hahaa. I was on fumes from Nuit Blanche so obvi got loaded in seconds and we enforced a rule off the bat that Raegan would match me drink for drink. Funny right? So you have me, your hero, on camera and then a second party looking down into their goblet POV-style. Can’t wait to see the footage, it sounds under-water because of the case (it was raining) on it. I am going to take it to Portishead and do a spiral launch in to the mosh pit. Just kidding. Ok these are just my blackberry shots of all the crap I’ve been up to since the beginning of the week. Felt like an 8 day work week for me.

I look awful posh though no? Sorry for burning your boxes for empties black oak (I’ve seen their brewery before, it’s across the street from a jail. I laugh at the idea of a guy breaking out and then in to a brewery).

Don’t worry I have lots of experience with pyromania. Have you got 5 hours? Ooh look we’re being photographed by that guy. Media everywhere and bloggers but like, elitist eccentrics. Chef royalty, celebs, what a freak show. Such a good day.

One part of ONE hall. It was packed to the tits. Remember I gave you a tour of the Brickworks before? And I climbed that thing? Same place.

My jacket was a hit. I always dress setting-appropriate and this jacket is worth more than my life, so… It goes with my legally blonde delusions of grandeur. The hat is from Fabulous Valency her hubby is an air force pilot and his crew (platoon, fleet? I dunno) were in Transformers, the first one, in the beginning they chopper in to the desert blabbity blah transformers show up cue explosions. I told this story fifteen times or so thanks to wearing an air force hat and I am soon to own another one thanks to Harth Air uniforms. Ps. do you think Megan Fox should have been canned for her Nazi remark?

I was in the bath, somehow my nail polishes are scattered to fro and sunder so we came up with silver and purple and it seemed like a good idea coming out of the art crawl zany dress-up of the night prior. It’s not a brickworks tour unless I am sleep deprived and hungover yah. Mom don’t start.

Nothing like a hot bath. What is it with crazy girls and baths?

McDonald’s won out over a wrap. I wanted poutine. Line-up no way.

Side stage left was where all the cool kids hung out, the musicians. I was shy. I came I sang I conquered I split. The spirit of Kurt was in me.

Oh my god can you imagine if one of those things popped? Nightmare.

My phone click made a noise when I took this. Was embarrassing. People need to loosen up though, it felt a bit tense. Seeing seas of hating me faces (my perceived) and loving me faces, I was on autopilot and guess what all my methods I have put to practise and they are tried and true. Some competition in the room, I’m sorry lady (a certain panelist didn’t want to meet me) but you may be a notable via your tv start proper but I earned my way here via this very thing that this fucking panel is about (I haven’t had a swear word on my blog in weeks til now thanks by the way, to you) so maybe you should ALL listen to me. I got here by working twice as hard as you, with substance, honesty and integrity, I didn’t have a media pr start and leave out of that with contacts and kiss-ass suck-ups throwing me media bones and I DON’T backstab and throw people under buses I RECEIVE THAT INSTEAD. By the end of my panel I was finally heated enough to cut off a long and boring droner of a woman who was only there to talk about herself like everybody else always is at panels, I can’t remember but it was something like needing more buzz and then all the “professionals” chimed in and listed some indecipherable “strategies” based on bullshit so I interrupted and said YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT UP, WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, CHANGE IT. You want buzz? MAKE buzz. I’ll save all this for my post with my shots from the conference, which was a totally great time, experience, and success. Love ya Donna!

GTG BRB.

if you’re offended GOOD

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That flannel was the best purchase idea. 69 vintage the week I moved into Adventurehouse. Keep it styling and layered in the cold. Also check our dope smiles.

I am owning the bucket list right now.

This poster Sean made is brilliant now I’ll tell ya more about HARTH FEST (OCT 26-99 SUDBURY 7PM) a little later (or you could just investigate on your own). Turns out I am “doing too much” and confusing friends and the universe. Sorry I don’t do just one thing, eventually you’ll all catch up and know that I am always doing something and you’ll figure it out. Oh I just remembered last night a guy beneath the Dufferin bridge said RAYMI THE MINX! at me and YOU’RE AWESOME! Thanks buddy! I think I am turning into that little british accent guy you see at shows all the time with the pube ‘stach, he’s hilarious. I am spacing on what his name is though but anyway, today I dressed like a freak again and it was a success. Again.

I was late for my nirvana tribute and totally bo jangles nervous about it and rob backtracked me to dufferin cos that drum band was pounding away (awesomely so might I add) at gladstone. My little moment with the film crew felt like Mr. Dressup AFTERDARK. Heehee.

I don’t have a voice anymore today. Well I do and it’s a cross between Lindsay Lohan and ScarJo. I tried to make Lilo my friend (she actually stared at me once IRL) but now that she has gotten a dose of humble pie realness maybe she is ready to be on team Raymi. She can teach us how to strip?

And before we move on here’s a better official Casby’s recap, Britt did a very good job as did my Camera crew. Look out for more RTM TV soon. alex-at-raymitheminx.com for brand placement/sponsorship.

And now without further ado, a brief history of rebellion.

It was such a classic high school teen angsty setting. Pure brilliance that.

Dying to see footage from the front row perspective. Hook it up media peeps please.

Chicks came up to me and were like wow. WOW! You’re like a Courtney Kurt BAM! I said yeah and the cheerleaders too. A modern twist. These are stills from the second performance. I didn’t wear the bear suit for it.

The band didn’t know what hit ‘em. Or did. Whatever right.

Reading my notes with my bear paw gloves on. Mind blanked. Was shaking. What is the capacity of that theatre? teacher is saying 3-400 people in attendance for my set, maybe 2, either way it was nerve-rackingly blissful to look out to all those people. I just say yes to everything these days and do it. I face my fears, I think haters don’t do that so it’s like a double diss to see me do? The thing is, I want joiners, I’m NOT alienating anybody here, there must be a disconnect. I should have filmed a monthly hello how are you vlog years ago.

I look hilarious.

Packaging is everything. I can be pretty on the inside all I want but I don’t sing like Susan Boyle so I gotta shine it up a tad. Think of your looks to talent ratio like a seesaw, react/act accordingly. Im not a rocket scientist or anything but it seems pretty straight forward.

How could I say no to this?

Check the smile on that guy’s face. they had their little Kurt happening. I’m glad I could do that for them. Blaha.

I was pretty smooth on the head banging moments and air drumming.

And the other Kurt guy waiting in the wings there. I felt sorry for everyone who had to follow my “performance” “art”.

Lots of punk kicking like so. I pulled out the punk show 101 arsenal. Bit-a skunking too.

OK you get the point. Here’s 15 pictures of the same scene with me jumping around.

On my way in to the Toronto Underground Cinema.

Not everyone is as good with mystery camera as I am.

I yelled out to a crowd of hipsters GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I JUST FOUND THE TREASURE MAP OF NUIT BLANCHE IT’S OK NOW EVERYONE CAN RELAX. Every time I said something ridiculous I’d beat it out of there before the punchline sunk in then several yards away, raucous laughter. Practising comedy at every juncture.

The weirdest thing about Nuit Blanche is all the people doing normal things, what weirdos! That guy is eating in a restaurant, look. How bizarre. You know?

Speed art critique. Funny. Only in that it is a negativity set-up. Pompous.

That guy was playing a flute with a helmet on and weird rainbow hair. I danced into this street dance circle BUT first accidentally stepped on an empty plastic cup which made a LOUD crackling scrape so my bear suit entrance was enhanced in the most stupid of ways. UGH.

Neat cars everywhere. Elite eccentrics too. Love that.

it’s really annoying that someone was shot and killed here last night in Bellwoods. There was so much joy and fun and creativity. Come on people knock it off. Having to be afraid when out on an art crawl, the point being carefree abandon and then having a fear in the back of your mind that some idiot might lose their cool, sigh.

Hey oh noes is that my brother you are wearing?

I teddy bear danced myself on in. Everyone went I love your hat then realized it was a full outfit and then wanted to squeeze me haha. Interesting social experiment. People think you’re a super human and let their guard down, they open up, it’s wonderful really. I am a total hippie.

See anyone you know?

Swedes trying to figure out the art. It was a statement about how much water waste soft drink manufacturing facilities create. Then the hot dog guy got in to a discussion with me about how meat eaters waste more water cos the animals we eat drink water BAHAHHAHAHA. I was like dude really? Some of the resources on our planet are there to be used for what they’re meant to be used for ie. DRINKING. You’d think meat eaters were saving water by eating all the animals THAT ARE ALLEGEDLY DRINKING ALL THE WATER. All in all at Nuit Blanche no one cares about your statement (according to all the friends I ran in to whom all said the same thing about this installation) they just want to mosh in to it. Me? I care. Soft drinks bad now lets go get one!

I thought it was a secret hidden advertisement for Pepsi cos obvi that is how my mind works and now look, it is. I once DREAMED about one of those mini chubby cans of pepsi, it worked, I bought one the second I woke up.

That part was cool. The girl seemed a bit pissed her installation was kind of destroyed. We later bumped into a couple guys I know who said they were throwing each other in to it, taking a ladder away and leaning it against a tree haha pretty funny. What do you expect, it’s Nuit Blanche, once you put rules in art you destroy it and expose that it’s not about art at all it’s about control and being right.

He’s holding my card. Do you think he’ll remember any of this?

HUNGRY BEAR. I told all girls who came near that I wound eat them.

That’s a nice one. Wonder if she was in attendance.

Nice lashes night. See that mark on my arm, it’s a burn from the oven. There’ll be a MINX tat there soon to cover it up.

A note to self shot that I want to go and buy this.

Loved this. Toronto should go South Beach on the regular.

This was fun. OK NIGHT!

oh well whatever nevermind

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I want to blast all my pics up as usual but I also want to write my creative blabbity blahs along with so it’ll have to wait. This photo (above) was my UNKLE/radiohead video homage.

“That’s no way for a ladybear to be carried to the Teddy Bear Picnic!” from stew. I said, “IT IS NOW. especially since a guy was shot and murdered in this very spot 30 minutes later.”

“this is totally random but. a friend of mine was tagged in your photo and I recognized you from last night at toronto underground cinema. you absolutely rocked. I saw you perform smells like teen spirit and loved it. you were very entertaining. I did vocals for it much later in the night..like 3am haha it was fun!
I also adore your fuzzy animal sweater thing. you’re lovely “

I pull my shirt down halfway through and lose the bear suit, they loved it, made some new fans, was wicked. Have another performance too on video I’ll save for a rainy day. I couldn’t hear myself at all, had amnesia on the lyrics every four seconds. Teen spirit is the one song I tune out instantly when it comes on from over-playing it as a teenager it’s now like the Michael Jackson of Nirvana songs, you know the words but you don’t because you’re so certain that you’ll just know them. They had lyrics up for us that people moshed to shreds, I kicked a little Johhny Rotten at ‘em too. I’ve got 186 mystery camera pictures to share but I’m going to the brickworks pic-a-nic for 12ish. Had I known it would be 12-“ish” I’D BE IN BED STILL OMFG 0_o. We ended the night in Mcdonald’s, the parkdale one. Don’t think I saw one smile. In the streets though, I terrorized everyone and RAWR’ed at them. WAS very fun and well-received. Bumped into loads of friends and freaks, I love Nuit Blanche. I missed going up to U of T, that’s my fav NB stomping ground, did anyone else check it out?

Then I hung out with Vincent Gallo.

Punk overtook my body. Juicebox said I won for best outfit.

If I can’t show my nipples I will find a way around that.

They had full on bondage going on back here, Doug showed me a video of it. Puts our little cheeky fun innocent burlesque acts in a whole new safer category now, wow. A girl was hanging upside down from the ceiling, bound in ropes, naked, hardcore.

Have any questions for David Suzuki for me? Yesterday on twitter I said I would be all over David Suzuki like Mario and Tanooki and then everyone called me Tanooki last night. I even turned to stone when a fireball bounced at me and I survived thanks to my suit (nintendo joke you probably wouldn’t understand). That’s Eyeborg interviewing me, the first thing I ran into on our way out, can’t wait to see the video. I drew an orgasm and talked about sex. I’m sure it was their best interview. Bears have lots of opinions. This goes along with my new rule: don’t do anything unless it is filmed (in some capacity). My excellence is a waste if no one gets to see it and possibly forward it along Steven Spielberg.

I went wild in Bellwoods and narrated NOW WHEN BEARS ARE IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT SUCH AS THIS BELL-WOODS PLACE, AN ANIMALISTIC URGE WILL OVERTAKE ME, I MAY GET A BIT AGGRESSIVE SO WATCH OUT. I kill me. Kay bath time.

NUiT BLANCHE TONiGHT Let me crowd surf into your heart

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get up on the mic if you want!

This is an amazing song I found on Stew’s hypem channel, it’s a remix of my favourite song on the list of songs. amazing. My earring drops out halfway through this, it’s funny. Not wearing that pair tonight! and then when I put the bullets on i yell EWOK. After zipping up costume and saying FULL BEAR. HA. ha.

Watch history go down TONIGHT. NUIT BLANCHE 186 SPADINA AVE. I think about 11 or so I’ll head over. It’s going to be redonkulous. F- UP and tokyo police club. Penny lane is out on the scenes again. It already made pitchfork and I heard it was sent to RollingStone too. WOW! TEEN SPIRIT! Come mosh with me. I’m wearing docs.

My new know it all bestie Kat wrote some stuff about brands and blogging and she lost this stare down big time.

Uploading an adorably stupid dancing bear video. Gettin’ pumped! So nervous. Don’t know any words. BARF!

BARFINGTON BLOGGER!

My last insane rock performance in front of a packed film fest crowd at wrong bar. only one who sang. Gave’r with terry of fubar ya ya. I solved a crime too with my photo skills. I do it all, really, I do. Then I saw F-d up at wrong bar for nxne, it was crayzay. They are on the same bill tonight with me so I am scared. This is a punk show PREPARE THYSELF ACCORDINGLY.

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