Heyonara dudes. Happy Tuesday. Captain Raymboat here with my weekender chronicles for ya’s. Hit the water on my uncle’s boat Saturday, day after the immense storm and luckily the heatwave behaved after all that action.
Givin’er. BF and I wanted to jump off the boat and swim but unfortunately there’d be no way to catch back up with the boat again since it’s a charter fishing boat and they be a trollin’ rollin’ steadily away from us. We’ll hit a beach yet no worries “s’all good” in the southern ON hood.
These were the biggest juiciest polish sausages I’ve ever seen, lots of inneundos were made of course, “it’s a tight bbq but they fit” lol.
All the fishing action took place just as the sun was setting it got pretty intense, four fish on the line at once reeling and reeling it in for forever. WE KEPT IT REEL.
The polish guys finally started smiling once we caught this salmon thank goodness. Caught an even bigger fish than this afterward, such a dinosaur.
After all was said and done we ripped it up in my uncle’s Shelby whaaaat sick. More on that later. Driving with a broken hand, interesting.
Next day at Monfort’s mmmmmmonforts. That place doesn’t change. No need.
Kicked it old school with some above selfies. Not bad not bad.
Says Fatale at the bottom. Shopping in Holland realizing halfway through I was in a store for millennials. Whatevs, I see older chicks in f21 all the time. Daps. I don’t really know anyone who dresses “their age”.
We stayed on the water for about 5 hours.
Super fun as always. Lucked out with some calm waters. They couldn’t go out the next day cos the water was choppy, three foot waves, seasickness for sure.
Hello down there.
It very much feels like a holiday being out there we were very grateful and lucky.
Jules you were missed.
Typical boat pose vantage point shots of course.
It’s hard to see what you’re taking with the sun in your face, guess I’m just a natural at it. Only took 13 years hah.
Paradise.
Taking turns driving is fun but it’s not as simple as it looks you have to keep the bearing straight cos you’ve got lines in the water, waves and wind to account for.
The boys fought this branch for a long while, courtesy of the storm we kept it on the boat til we were done fishing sick of catching branches and leaves so often.
This was the biggest beast of all. Too heavy for me to grab by the end and pose with like that plus I didn’t want slime all over me, I tried but then he started flopping around. I have mixed emotions over sport fishing but if you’re going to keep and eat them then why not. Vegetarians look away for today.
Aw. Everyone took turns posing with it hehe. Protocol. More later bye friends! ps. don’t forget ships don’t lie.
The new camera is so Raymazing. Wish I had more time to upload all the stuff I shoot. I will, in time.
Love this car bf wants to take one back to Holland.
Sweet classic Ford stang.
Bro and I rocking the same flip flops.
Great view from a new resto at YDS there wasn’t a line-up for the patio either enjoy that while it lasts.
Have to keep that string attached otherwise the shirt would flop right open. Maybe I should just remove it though.
Nothing unites people like weather eh. So many amazing pics blasted online yesterday of everyone’s diff skyp0rn. I have sweet videos too you’ll see once it’s socially irrelevant. Sorry off to hit the water today thank god the temperature has cooled down a bit.
I blurred myself cos I was trying to be arty and mysterious. Booked a hotel cos didn’t want to drive back intox’d, smrt guys.
Misters, so good.
Bro said he would have paid to eat our exquisite meal, hmm, maybe you should then dude next dish is 5 bucks.
Here’s some more Canadian explorations with my Dutch little treat from last week. It’s nice to share with him the scenes of my various childhood crimes (an expression CHILL) and early adulthood stomping grounds plus now it’s my turn to tell the stories cos I got an earful over in Holland about all kinda of funnylarious wacky and wild adventures taking place all over everywhere we went.
This day we went to Future Shop to get a big monitor. What’s with dudes and big computer monitors right? Must be an IT guy thing.
Niece doesn’t wear these and mine are almost museum artifacts so yoink. I can fit into a seven.
Summer outfits are kinda Carrot Top. Cray. Man I got some eyeballs at the falls. It was a heat wave you are lucky I’m not wearing my Borat suit.
Went for a spin yesterday more on that later. NBD.
Didn’t properly cruise mom’s Facebook til yesterday oh looky loo Tracey. I drew that heart.
Mom said this was so Julian. She has a hyper funny friend from teenagehood and my BF does what he wants on impulse like a passionate mofo I love that. Sure everyone at Barangas did too.
Whatever Falls. That nail polish was supposed to be green. WTF with me now.
This is a look at me dress lets just be honest. Dutch women whipped their heads at me in Holland and then did an I AM HONOURING THAT nod like they were making a note to copy it for later and I was like THUMBS UP at them. Can we all just walk around like a beach resort right meow thanks peace, your friend Laymi.
It’s nice that there’s a rasta banana featured here way to welcome our American visitors, great first impression there but I noticed the locals are pretty “real” so it flows. It’s like a carny town built to please everyone and an ultra ghost town upon immediate vacating thereof. Why am I writing this like a CSI report??
Those shorts are from Holland, it’s hard to gauge what’s in fashion here cos I’ve been away in terms of neon are people doing it a lot here can we do a poll? I also like how my bf tried to tell me I couldn’t wear cougar or animal prints over there, it’s everywhere. Also Do you think I would adhere to anyone’s fashion rules over that of my own ever?
Still haven’t shown the back of this guy, long black zipper. I have several new things I haven’t worn yet it’s just too hot.
And instagrammed. Yawn.
My throwback. Hi K-OS.
I don’t know how to rotate flickr pics yet.
Hi Moose. Send that to Moose. A dutch guy obsessed with Moose, we got to the bottom of Moose.
I’ve been coming here since I was 2. Someone digs it. Yeahada. Oakville love.
Our stuff is a novelty to him.
These things still exist he’s like. Yeah man go for it.
Could my earrings be huger? Yes they could. Guess where they cam from.
Hi guys. Comin’ for you today. Maybe you’ll see me.
Our friends. Squirrels are a big novelty too they don’t really exist in Holland. Even table relish, that green sh!t is a Canada thing. I’ll keep you abreast of more curiosities you can feel special about as they come to me. Our cars are bigger too. Everything is bigger. Garlic. I keep getting exclamations of mundane things being AMAZING. Stop the world there’s three highway lanes kinda thing.
Oakvegas pier finally got that it was vertigo scary and dangerous to walk down it all burly-like without a rail I mean I grew up with it riding burly like that but still on windy wave crashy days and when you and your brother/friends like to play PSYCHE out pushing shoving there maybe it’s best to have a rail.
Or if your kid ran off it.
He’s so cute. Look waves. Swoon.
And his Euro picture poses. Look I’m at the/a club?
Sailboat jealous.
Zoomy zoom.
My monkey. Wonder what my dad thinks of all these nicknames he’s hearing. He thinks BF is a gentleman. HAHAHHA. Aw.
Mom loves him too, he makes her laugh. One time in Aruba we followed them to a shopping mall and were all in a store he grabbed a stupid looking green floppy sun hat and said in his crazy accent I AM SENOR FROG! Then he took a pair of shorts I had tried on and nixed and whipped them across the store like you would your underwear at the wall and my mom and I died laughing we were all sweaty tanned and wearing bathing suits it was hysterical Lois didn’t laugh though she wasn’t sure about him yet. I’m LOLing right now even writing about it. I went and picked up the shorts and hung them up after scolding him WTF don’t do that ahgahha he doesn’t give a f*ck it’s very attractive.
They start opening these guys up in the fall I think. I’ve been going since I was a kid.
Waiting for his mail. Think I’m going to update my desktop to this one.
Oh there’s your mail go and get it. Lazy.
A huge fuzzy bee was above me pretty much in a flower. I’m gonna put pause on this we’re going to the city remembuh. Have a nice one.
Hey there friends hot enough for ya? Today it’s going up to something like 41 my bro just said, yikes. Don’t know why I even bother washing drying and straightening my hair cos in this heat it’s just impossible to keep un-gnarly then we always end up at the pool.
Jealous of mom right now she’s in Florida for 2 weeks. Wahh. We’re having fun though so whatevs.
Saw Shannon on Saturday had a great time, missed her. She’s getting married in August WHAAAAT. Shower’s on Sunday should be a fun day.
I’m loving how much my dutch (diva) bf is loving Canada. Remind me to update MY BOYFRIEND IS ANGRY tumblr I gotta stay on top of that if I don’t make notes of all his little quirks and flip outs I forget them. Anyway, he loves it here big time.
Went to the pool again yesterday and will probably go later on today despite being told off for sitting on a flutterboard and feeding seagulls.
I didn’t even know Shannon had all this extra space on her roof like the entire roof of the building, sweet. Reminds me of New York.
Picture posin’ time.
Bf’s camera makes this one seem like garbage now even though it’s still pretty wicked.
Party people spying.
Baby and Justin Bobby are the cutest cats. Sorry guys can’t come out.
And I still have so many photos from Holland to blog, enough for a life time.
I lost ten pounds, possibly more while I was in Holland I have no idea how or how much cos I was eating so many exquisitely ridiculous things including carbs and a lot whilst over there plus I don’t rememer what I weighed because I did not want to know. It’s probably from not drinking which I’ll continue to not do while here and the heat has made me lose more so hopefully by summer’s end I’ll be a fit thoroughbred once again. I should probably start jogging too. We are pretty (hyper) active and go for walks often which is great great great too. There’s something about being in your own environment that makes it easier to just go out and do more stuff plus the backyard in Holland was an over-run jungle and bf had so much work to do before we left. I miss biking there though, and sister.
Four wheel drive Taurus makes our last car look like a Grandmamobile.
It’s nice to be by water again, discovered a teeny little beach yesterday (Not telling where!)(though you’ll probably discern it by my future pics) that we can actually dip our toes in the non-dirty lake Ontario water and sit in the sand but it’s tiny and will def be loaded with people in no time.
Nana and Papa were out at the casino when we dropped by so Auntie held on to their gifts I guess I should call her today to get the scoop on how awesome a grand daughter I am.
Jules thought that was an engagement ring haha I bought that at the airport on the way to Aruba it’s costume junk jewelery and a little too big aka obviously not real.
En route to Amsterdam by train, very convenient that.
Candy everywhere. I have to start flossing again and bleaching my teeth now that I “casually” smoke. Once we run out of euro smokes I’ll probably quit, tried a Canadian version of Marlborough lights and blechhhhh. Okay more errands to run bye bye I wrote this entire thing while talking with bf the whole time and it was annoying I forget everything is foreign to him here and I have to explain everything like, yes we have a toaster you can buy bread and so on kay peace. (promise I will wear a different shirt today haha).
Dropped off our first rental today then headed over to the Media fleet HQ to pick up our new toy the super amazing 2013 Ford Taurus which is even sweeter than our last pretty sweet ride (a Chevy Impala).
The Taurus is faster and far more luxurious (it has wifi!) a sun roof I mean “power moonroof”, V6 engine all the spoils and gadgetry any road warrior could ask for we are definitely going to have fun with this baby and we’re becoming well acquainted with all the features.
We pass the Ford plant on the highway all the time, BF asked my dad if we were allowed to go have a look-see my dad’s like sure! I figure why not it’s an Oakville landmark I’ve seen my entire life so that’ll be on this week’s to do/go list for sure.
The interior feels like being in a spaceship, you feel very safe and you gotta love leather.
Super happy.
Thanks for making our week guys!
Off to the pool, more car tales soon vroomity vroom. You know me I’m all about the car videos so brb with one here as soon as it uploads, we got a new camera as well the quality is uber amazing it has 30x optical zoom IT CAN SEE INSIDE THE FUTURE. Haha he actually just disappeared in the car “to go shopping” while I computer love geek out. Oh boys and their toys.
