Kay so this dude, a teacher dude, scholarly professor type (educators seem to be a big Raymi Groupie subset of people) taught a portion of his course on me some time ago (yes for real). I don’t know anything about school (was that the right terminology, course?) because I am the golden child who has floated in a cloud bubble blogging from outerspace free of having to learn anything more, we cannot possibly teach her anything more! Is what they said, set her free in to the world and we will study her instead!
And that, Little Raymis, is what they did.
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Hullo Raymi,
Sorry to take so long answering your question; got a little caught up on a project. So, here are the answers to your questions:
>>Raymi: how many students failed raymitheminx 101?
Well, all and none. The class introduced upper class and graduate journalism students to blogging as a medium; they had to create their own blogs to pass, which they all did. By a coincidence, all the students were female. All of them envied you your voice; you have an unmistakable style as a writer, a photographer, and — unusually and interestingly — as a photographic subject. In fact, the only person I can think of who was consistently successful as a model and a photographer was Tina Modotti, who modeled for Edward Weston. So they all passed the class, but I was disappointed that they all chose to do more basic “news” style blogs — they stayed where they felt safe.
>>Raymi: Oooh email the question if u can remember ill get my readers to weigh in, myself included
I do remember the question, partly because I keep asking it as I read you. And partly because there is no “correct answer;” so I change my mind about it all the time:
Is RaymiTheMinx a blog by Raymi, or is Raymi performance art by Lauren White?
They all blogged answers. Suffice to say there was no consensus. I’ve always wanted to hear your answer.
Ok, here goes.
Firstly, I was flattered that they envied my voice, which, truth be told, is addictive cos you keep listening and then I say something deep profound and insane and it takes you away. Maybe if I talked about nicer things with this incredible voice people would be cooler with me?
No Raymi is definitely not performance art, I am a shitty artist. I’m not bad I just half-ass my talent and that’s probably why I didn’t bother with University. I am super lazy and I figured out that being hot would help me get places and do the work for me so I put effort in to that. Call me vain or narcissistic but look at everyone who is famous, are any of them ugly? If they are then they got there someway by perhaps nepotism or they’re just super talented. You don’t need to be all of everything 100% you can have portions of various qualities and smush it all together as one. I pay attention to detail, I am thoughtful, considerate and articulate. I have been on the internet since I was a teenager, ahead of the curve or just right alongside there with the over achievers, and adults.
I am a cunning little minx and everything I have learned I taught myself, that real life experience shit. I chose the other door so, I have spent the majority of my formative life on the internet, more than the average person has. I am conversational on it as a result.
I am fiesty in real life like I am here Raymi and Lauren there is no difference between the two, one just gets a little shier in the limelight. I never stop, this blog does not stop when I am not blogging. I am a thinker and always scheming. I see opportunities in every corner, in every hate email, dance floor moment, person in the street. I take chances and I am fearless when people think I am being crazy and yelling at someone in a bar I have actually quickly on the mark sized up my opponent and methodically calculated that if I pounce there is an overwhelming chance in my favour that I come out unscathed. That is the type of person that I am and it shows on my blog.
My bark has bite and I likely have a teensier bit more testosterone than the average bird so I can make cheeky game moves and because I am an obsessive entrepreneur here I am constantly chugging out material/life/content at a frenetic pace that if that crazy thing I did back there was too retarded, we have already carried on to the next thing.
I am not here to be anybody’s hero other than my own. A lot of people read my blog because I am good at making them stay and come back for more, whatever those polarizing reasons may be, so then I get to say all kinds of verbose ego-stroking things and get shit-faced with my friends and brag about it because I know they’re here watching waiting and loving it. I am not hurting anyone I don’t feel and the more the merrier, I enjoy all walks of life, freaks, geeks, who cares just be nice. I only ever blow up when attacked and/or provoked, which is constantly.
In summation, the only time this is performance art is when I go out and conquer a fear even though I am shy and dying inside I force myself so that I can blog it because I would hate the type of person I’d be if I was afraid all the time and you don’t get anything done that way. There is a reason people get rewarded for public speaking, or paid to do it, all kinds of bloggy things out there. Diva Raymi is real too, that’s who I am right now. I’m a showgirl, an originator and entertainer, nice to meet you.
Remember this comment from this (NO BIG DEAL) post, well she just emailed! When it rains garbage in the form of “two cents” it pours. I wrote to her email the following ten days ago:
Dear hypocrite
for someone working in some shape or form with a real hipster poser website type thing, your comment on my blog was pretty ridiculous. grow some balls.
my website is ranked 11k in north america, you have no regional data. I am right, you are wrong.
thanks for you shitty commentary
xo rlw
And now, 10 days later, she feels like responding:
Wow! I’ve read the comments on your post since I commented and people are saying this is your sense of humour, but I don’t get it!
You just seem mean to me!
What did I do to you? I was only (so I thought) trying to defend a graphic designer. Was my comment really that ridiculous. Sheesh!
I guess when you’re ranked so highly (whatever 11k means…) you don’t need to be nice to people who read your content and try to offer feedback.
Sorry if my comment offended you, I was only trying to stick up for an artist. (Again, I didn’t know he was your friend).
MY REPLY:
You made a dig and i reacted accordingly. all’s fair in blog and war, and you made a swipe, on my platform.
sidenote, hes my colleague, all men i work with in some capacity have a raymi crush and i treat them like dirt to keep them at a distance in order to protect myself. sometimes public punishment is required in good fun and is part of raymi the minx. its a dog eat dog world and competitive industry, a chip is required on one’s shoulder and trust me i get it all back in spades (the “mean”) so when shit is flung (which you did) at me i definitely bite back. I work very hard but unfortunately in my field that apparently warrants daily abuse which I refuse to swallow. You were a bitch, the end. You fell in to the minx trap cos you’re a noob hi welcome to the internet and you should learn about internet rank before trying to rip me an asshole or school me and then act innocent.
Oh and by the way, I’m in the 10k rank spot now baby and have been for a week.
Thxkaybye!
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HATERADE EMAIL PERSON NUMBER 2
and then this white trashole fought with me while I was tired and recovering on the couch all night long, I found her (or his?) email buried in my inbox, never fear little buddy Aunt Raymi is here to give you the attention you so desperately need!
Hmmm. So you’ve been blogging for over 10 yrs yet this chick linked below has been doing it for only around 4 and has accomplished more than you…. (Considering she is looking for ‘fame’ like you are)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ijustine
You must be doing something wrong.
Dear PERSON WHO IS SO TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH iJUSTINE. (who ripped her name off of iCarly so you are both losers and iJustine is an imitator which, I have many of).
there are billions of internet superstars
i have never heard of her before you so shes not so famous then right?
OH OW I feel like shit now hahaaa loser.
Ok I just read over her wikipedia.
she’s of youtube vlog generation aka internet “tv” which is a different genre entirely. again, nice try. if you are a raymi hater why wouldnt you attack me about something that actually hurts, cos this, doesn’t. and you’re wrong, im on tv you just dont know it yet. burn.
Well I’m no hater and why would i try to hurt someone I don’t even know? I expect an apology. Really there is no difference between you and her since you both post on Youtube and she has a blog as well so I was just asking a question considering the reasons ‘WHY’.. Which are reasons you BOTH SHARE.
In fact I (and many others I see) think iJustine went way over the top for crying like a baby over the death of Steve Jobs. (She rightly got alot of flack over it for also using her post to make money.) Her act was soooo fake that day.
Here’s your laugh for today:
*You’re too old to be saying ‘burn!’ to anyone dear.
“fake that day” You wrote to me just to talk deal with your obsessive gushing over this ijustine chick. FREAK I have nothing to do with her. Go talk to your nerd gfs at a slumber party while you pick at your face zits.
and too old? baha I bet I look better than whatever fucking age u are and again she has gone video viral she’s formulaic and trite
Repeat: viral video and american is a whole different ball game now fuck off and leave me alone
I don’t care about steve jobs, I’m not a vlogger for ads, or a dumbass actress stooge who was probably coached through all of this we are totally different so your initial argument is bunk and I have been blogging for eleven years get it right hater, commenter, spectator. Make your own shit or be nice or silent, your garbage is an unwanted joke. Bubbye.
When I said ‘Too old’ I meant most people would expect a teenager to use the word ‘burn!’ as you did.
Get it? You mistakenly taking it as a swipe at your looks shows your lack of maturity. Especially AFTER I told you I’m not a hater and sent you a link to laugh at iJustine.
This Is my last message. Have a good day.
I don’t respond well to swipes which is what it was but anyway its just how I spoke in the moment and I get a lot of hatey shitty so there was no other way to not take that as a dig I didn’t know what u meant fuck christ
MERRY CHRISTMAS THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME THOUGH ALL OF YOUR EMAILS ARE IMPORTANT TO US AT RTM HQ LITTLE RAYMI TROLLS.
Now, do yourselves a favour and stop worrying about people on the internet whom you have no control over.
Omg what will We eat next!??! Shower time excellent!
I look like a grasshopper. Do you think I take myself seriously? Frig off losers.
L-i-v-i-n’.
Pastel does the cawktease, nudes and sparkles and oh my.
I have a pre-show video of this. I have SO MUCH more material it is making my marbles clink around like the little rascals.
Bunny you were phenomenal!
So cute and classy and saucy. Yum slizzurp.
This lucky woman got a lapdance.
Like cat and mouse.
Shit damn!
Red Zeppelin turned it out with the costumes holy crap LOVED IT. Can’t wait to go through Tom’s pics after this next blast round of shots.
That’s one of my Raymism things that I have to stop doing hahaha.
Gorgeous! Pastel has danced for/with LADY GAGA! I am bowing.
That’s Tom there. He dressed as an internet troll at our halloween show. Tom is a groupie of our ever changing/rotating troupe name. Nice boots and ribcage Red Zeppelin!
Why does this make me think of Sesame Street in the 80’s, 70’s? I love that jumpsuit lets break out in to a street dance while we sing about keeping it real alphabet style.
Good as new again haha shrug.
LOOK at those suckers raise up like that holla! and they’re big bajungas. These are things I think guys are thinking at the time in the crowd right? I need a guy review one day ahaha I’ll try to find someone from pervert’s row. Bunny said there’s a slew of dudes in the burlesque circuit who go to all these things. There’s a whole scene.
HOT.
Ok I admit I look slightly retarded here but you know, it’s not the end of the world and if I am grinning at you like this it’s a good thing cos you are about to get a welsh cuddle from a Minx followed by something nonsensically accidentally intelligent lisped into your ear. I thought I slurred when I drank, newp I lispth. HAhaha.
Pastel is going to take us through her workout regime gauntlet. I am ready kid.
Destruction concerned and that’s a Little Raymi in shot too obvi you can tell by the hair Alyssa what is your blog/twitter again? LOVE AND MISS YOU!
If I’m a minx then Pastel is def a cheetah. Apparently her body has yo-yo’d more than mine has. People eat that up man, can’t wait to see some pics.
Disney princess face. Any guess what her heritage is?
If I ran a Hello Kitty Strip Club…
Kat and I look all business here. That’s cos we is sucka. Our Vday show is going to be bananers and we are switching venues to somewhere bigger, with raised stage. Valentinettes? Hmm will have to think of a good one, cupid’s something. Bleh. DUMB DUMB. Thanks for the lingerie girly!
Here are some of erica’s pics:
Clemmy Claus.
Hobo Clemmy Claus back there ahha and in the foreground our window smasher.
You’re still adorable Erica despite this angle you don’t like next time more kiss takes xoxo and thank you for the sexy scientist costume!!
A garter winner. Kat and her buddy.
Haha.
There’s glitter on my tit.
We are in a fake tits wanting competition now too. If Pastel can’t be happy with her body then we are all fucking fucked.
Dripping hot.
Major influx of dudes bemoaning (the ones who did) missing Sunday night once they saw the coverage. I told you so bros.
I could care less what you think of it. Come back to me when you have a live solo performance of your own and the guts to do it. This video features a funny moment with my cupcake Christmas ornament and this version of MCB is slightly diff than the one I know, slightly slower tempo. I made do.
Remember haters, I am adorable and you are horrible.
Winners are proactive.
Losers are left in the dust writing hate comments on blogs of winners.
See how I covered up the word SEX? I am classy.
I love how the next dopey comment will be WELL I AM GLAD I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE IN VIDEO SO I KNOW I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING thank you loser for the opinion no one asked for if you’re so glad why did you come here, wait for it, then watch it, and then comment about it? Hahaha.
Hi John!
Christmas vortexxx.
I’m sorry but I cannot get over this one of my ass.
Red Zeppelin’s first solo was Peggy Lee’s the very thought of you.
Bum Bum Lauren! I don’t think I have one cool family nickname, does anybody?
2 secs for me to jump in the shot. We’re pretty bush league.
I don’t see anything old here, sorry, nothing but hot taught in their prime fresh Chrismas chicks. I bet I am in better shape than whoever left that comment.
Heehehh you can see that I am not wearing pasties here.
Clem burst in to the back and said RAYMES GET ME MORE SPRINKLES. I created a monster, I threw sparkles on everyone, constantly, dumping them down sweaters, coats, scarves, shirts, while embracing, leaving behind piles of the shit it was hilarious and pissed off a lot of people. I had words with the cleaner at the end of the night, tipped him a twenty whilst basically saying now talk to the hand I’ve had enough tonight brah. I paid the girls out and took no cut, didn’t charge for their costumes either, a very Minxy Christmas to you Elfettes thanks for everythang! I am wearing Allison’s braclet in this picture she has a new (doing very well) jewelry business now awesome. Gave away a thong too and fishnets, thank you Ohhh Canada!
Behind the scenes panic room.
One day, I am fat, the next (today apparently) I am too old, naw son, I ain’t too old for shit, maybe you are. The sooner you are to slowing down the closer you are to dying. Hating on someone who is living their dream will not bring you any closer to yours.
Have you ever wanted to tap dance to punk rock with one of those old timey film darlings?
Pastel’s new fan. He came with 5 look-alikes all towering over me and asks Teacher how he puts up with or handles my burlesque. Lots of drinking.
Pastel raisin’ hell.
Quite the tickle trunk back there, Paddy had all her shit in my area and was never around for me to say hey move your crap so I kept having to do that which wasn’t fun. Your stuff HAS to be organized, number for number, otherwise it’s a frenzy of search and destroy until find.
Did that bow ever come off? I was in a bit of a vortex at points.
Bechnique, you should have put a costume on.
Sprinkle fairy! Clem referring to sparkles as sprinkles made me have a giggle fit for five minutes. I don’t know why but I just prefer retarded people in life. I am so glad he came in santa suit, gives you permish to be a jerk all night long and get away with it.
This guy’s friends threw his scarf on the ground and like a good little Elfette I picked it up and twirled it around for him and he was very happy, it washed away his going to scream at friends moment. We keep it Jersey Shore and dance where and whenever the hell we please. Oh my god I miss Jersey Shore in Italy I can’t believe I am saying that.
No elves left behind.
Good score off Red Zeppelin that red thing thanks girl! Very retro Miss Claus.
That’s Red unwrapping herself. I was very impressed by her performances. Yes her name has changed, she’s been getting weirdos ever since this burlesque thing started uh oh, how exciting!
Would you tell this girl she’s too old to dance? She’s a pro and smokin’ hot, we are the same age. A gaggle of my boys were like, Raymi, WHAT IS HER NAME!? It was a really good time Sunday night. Leaving me loser comments about your opinions and feeling sorry for me is hysterical for one and all in the real world who were there. You say so much about yourself when you hate on girls for taking their clothes off for a show in real life and then share it with you on their blog that has been number one since the year 2000 like I am supposed to feel like an idiot now? Oh no I have been exposed thanks to your detective skills and your opinion has REALLY MADE ME THINK ABOUT MY LIFE. I don’t care if you think I can’t dance. This isn’t the so I think I can dance show, it’s the I know I look smokin’ in teeny g-strings and love Christmas music lets make a cabaret and great material out of it show. Everything I do turns to gold and after everything I do someone feels like a grinch at the reflection of the art I made then blogged and like clockwork, chimes in. I’m sorry you couldn’t get 3 people to show up at your turn at the pole.
Rhonda and her blasted husband George we had them over at the end of this with Brosz7 and it was fun all that etc but should have been in bed. They’re all the way in from Ireland so that requires a good gong show. I’ve been pretty good this holiday season so far I think and deserved a little letting loose. There aren’t many breaks in RaymiLand.
Merry Christmas and go f*ck yourself would be this xmas card caption.
And this one too haha. Elfettes have sparkly claws, insert claus pun.
And now we get loose. Tonight I gotta cut loose, Foot loose.
Kick off your Sunday shoes. Please, Louise, pull me off a my knees.
Jack, get back, c’mon before we crack. Lose your blues everybody cut footloose!
And now we are talking shop about the incident while Amy is in my Raymi la la land kevin bacon vortex which was actually probably the spice girls or something hahaa. Meanwhile, Paul on the left there is totally stoked Kim Jong Il died and owns my painting of him (from 2006!) and he was with us the night we met the kid who threw the thing through the window, I think Clem was too it was a very special thing he did for us lol.
The canes were excellent.
Should I show up to Teacher’s family’s Christmas dinner like this? So, we’re all reading my blog now I guess, hi all meet the REAL ME. Your hot tub better be on lol. I will probably show up dressed like a Ski Bunny.
People just collapse right in to me I am so loveable I don’t know what you are all crying for, I’m more enjoyable than your own best friends!
Amy is awesome. We met and fell in love at the LCBO in LibVille, she was sampling and we were drunk, it was a Saturday bender, summer I think, I was dressed like Malibu Hello Kitty and who the fuck even knows what we talked about.
End of the night, me and Sarah are always yammering about girl stuff basically like, I like you, NO it is I who LIKES YOU! She posted this photo of us on FB and someone said… “holy crap i think my friend’s band wrote a song about her”.
Raymous the famous!
Um where were you two dopes during dance recruitment?
The after dance costume party is when I sneak out stuff from my tickle trunk and put it on drunk hot girls and then get pictures for my blog.
Hey we’re the Chippettes and again I’d like to point out how hot and young looking I am just in case the trolls missed it.
I found something.
Something way better than sprinkles.
How do these get here? Staff after hours ploughing? Hey babe can I keep those I want to hang them up here to reminisce and so I can remember that I had sex here last night.
Excuse me I have to interrupt your ever fascinating irish drunken tale in order to dangle this skanky thong on your face you don’t mind do you?
She didn’t know and it was too late to stop her, luckily crotch didn’t touch lips. Well not in this photo anyway.
TBH it looked brand new.
#bovineproblems
Hot mess Christmas choo choo train.
Kept busting in on their dance circle in loud coloured outfits and loud coloured mouthing off, it was a gas, then we split two cabs back to the gingerbread house and continued getting polluted and that’s why I slept all day yesterday. I don’t power drink like I used to. That’s basically how Winehouse bit the dust eh. I say you should always drink a little less the older you get.
Red had a date in attendance this night who turns out knew me from something to do with the Globe and Mail days I forget but I am sure this date’s activity solidified things for that dude and Red Zeppelin haha. “So like my burlesque troupe is having a show tonight (and they are totally fucking insane sexy shit shows) do you wanna come?”
Ok I am adding the rest of colleague’s and Tom’s and Little Raymi (erica’s) now. These were all Mystery camera for the most part, did you have a nice lunch?
Brb I have to damage control shit with Mrs. Claus. It was a May Pang kinda thing the Elfettes, you know, but now she’s a bit cranky. Google John Lennon/lost weekend if you don’t know what I am talking about.
At :57 seconds you will hear a great big smash in this grinch vid clip, then, more glass shattering.
Someone yells out Home Alone when this starts hahaha. Oh and I fucked up the end. Oh well. Ho ho ho!
About 40 seconds in (right as I sling shot my garter in to the crowd, great artistic timing that!) you hear the window smash/shatter/pop and then the show goes on.
Pastel so hot! What a little package! Definitely opening you before Christmas.
Too bad this happened during my grinch solo. I’ll tell you about it tomorrow. An ultra Raymi fan did it hahaha ugh. I am prolonging looking at my camera and all video footage til tomorrow, today I needed a much earned siesta. I woke up at 5.
Oh dear. That’s Raymi world for ya. It’s going to be awkward, that next fb chat, so apparently you were calling the bovine all day long about me and remember how you threw the velvet rope stand into the glass window? After you barfed all over yourself and they bounced you so then you threw the thing. I feel bad for the dude but come on. Well, we did meet him at the bovine months ago (he’s a regular) and just allowed him in to the gaggle of us as a kind of novelty but kept a distance and then well, now this. The cops took him away. And there is your fifteen minutes of fame brah.
With fame comes massive irresponsibility. That’s for sure. What I mean is, do I ignore my “fans” and are they fans anyway? How am I supposed to know the dude is a fruit loop? I don’t have time for that shit. And thus, the circle of fame irresponsibility what I just invented. Another one is older dudes who have fallen off the wagon, become clean and then want to be my salvation via constant emails I don’t have time for laden with innuendos and I never asked to be saved, nor did I say I wanted to stop or needed help even. These are the ones who become my trolls, or, many fit the archetype I have experienced over the years. I think I am doing pretty good actually, my arms are toned, I am standing in this iconic doorway with my brand name stamped on my arm headlining a show of my own creation, seen realized before me in a room with all my friends. Quite awesome it was and I am, in fact.
Lol.
Ohh Bunny.
Many more to come tomowoah thanks guys! Everyone who came you rule, sorry for the Raymover today (hey that’s life). xoxo
And now I watch some of the videos while we wait for indian delivery and watch the Survivor finale.
Costume boudoir explosion here! Omg our costumes are dope!
ALL ALONE ON CHRISTMAS – DARLENE LOVE – opening number, all elfettes: raymi red pastel bunny
THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU – PEGGY LEE – RED ZEPPELIN
MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY – CHUCK BERRY – RAYMI
SANTA CLAUS IS BACK IN TOWN – BUNNY
JINGLE BELLS (SAMMY DAVIS VERSION) – PASTEL
BREAK
BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE - johnny mercer – RED ZEPPELIN
MERRY CHRISTMAS DARLING – PASTEL
MR. GRINCH – RAYMI
(mini break)
– FINALE – TRIO – IM DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS – THE DRIFTERS – BUNNY PASTEL RAYMI
ENCORE
Mele kalikimaka – bing crosby – RAYMI
thanks!
Read this flyer. THIS ONE! UP THERE. This is what’s going on tonight. Would love to see you!
Tonight will be a night to remember before the week of xmas hell begins. Hang on to your dream for one.night.longer of self-deluding and fantasy and see your favourite Christmas classics acted out in sexy burlesque it’s going to be redonkufunkalicious.
I better not rip one of my feather earrings out of my ear.
Adding AA over knee stockings and AA green bikini bottoms I am going to wear over this g-string and peel off, eeeh!!
HAhaha my earrings. Yes I kept them.
LOL.
I wanted to throw a banana in to the crowd but I think that would be like, enough.
These gloves ahhh. There will be headbands to match. So excited. How many costume changes? I’ll post the set list.
Kat did you find that extra garter?
I broke one during a performance yesterday oops. 7 chances left! I could sew it back together I guess. Have you ever been kissed by an Elfette before? They’re better than angel kisses. And hey man, I kissed that ginger troll hobo lush horseshoe tavern barfly on the WET BEARD EWWW when I was blasted with my ex once so I don’t think that level of disgusting could be topped tonight so if you catch a garter the Elfette charter states that blabbity blah do I have to keep writing this dear penthouse drivel ? hheheh.
Hair done did. Hope the BD team come by tonight after/during their xmas party.
I am chevy chase in national lampoon’s christmas vacay when he falls through the attic ceiling agaha.
I am going to wear Allison’s jewelry tonight, I guess she makes jewelry now. She’s always up to something.
I’m going to give a pair of these teeny weeny gitches away!!! Fresh don’t worry. Thanks OHHH CANADA.
I love that tutu, it brightens up the room so much I can’t stop staring at it. It’s a soft day glo, trips your eyeballs out, going to look amazing on stage with my feather grinchy pointer/enforcer.
Requisite I am fat comment, that is an xs nightie, tightest sausage making thing ever and the bottoms cut off at my love handles.
Bum bum Lauren is one of my family nicknames. Here is because why.
Dude, it’s happening.
This cat is known to drink from my coffee, or, anything. Stupid cat. I love My Friend.
Sigh. I wish but when the hell else can I seriously wear green elf stripper sparkle shoes and be taken seriously. Nowhere.
Stop forehead furrowing!
Eep. I am going to be doing some serious #girlscaping once Teach gets back with a triple-A battery for my muff trimmer.
Wouldn’t miss it for the world, would ya? I should def dance in these grotesque things tonight hahah I am.
Chuck Berry is a Christmas groupie, who knew? Teacher didn’t tell me my tag was sticking out. Thanks.
This gets sexy sunbeam white rugbunny good at the 56 second mark fyi ;). Then I roll my thigh highs off!
Understudy Frida Kahlo.
Ridiculous and perfect.
This is not an outfit don’t worry hahaha.
Barking together hehehehheh she loves me.
Yes I look crap. I went to the salon since this so, don’t judge meh. Lawd knows I get enough. Just killing time til SNL here. Who is coming out tomorrow? It is not to be missed. For se’ers.
We have an understudy just in case heheheh.
Nice tan line haha I forgot to take my underwear off.
Oh by gosh by golly, it’s time for mistletoe and holly!
Did you ever hear the Christmas story about the Elfettes that got away from the North Pole? No? Well my my, you sure are in for a treat this Sunday nights it’s going to tickle the dickens right out of you my pets. (said in fluttery genteel society speak of the utmost class, debutante affair mmhmm) And a very Southern Pole Christmas to ya gents, winkity wank.
I’m going to need to get green thigh highs for my mr. grinch number.
Never get invited to weddings? Me either. You have 8 chances of catching an Elfette christmas garter belt (sell that shit on ebay son! I might fling my thong into the crowd for keepers, that’s what our lingerie smut peddling sponsor has suggested so i’m do it!!!)
Excited to see what Katrina extracts from her video footage!!
How cute is our dance going to be?
And now I am Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacay lol you know which scene? It’s my mom’s favourite.
Ordering this online with Bunny yesterday felt too much like an exam lol.
Hot purse them Nella Bellas are.
What a life Kat must lead. Dig this girl.
Just two more sleeps til Sunday. If you catch an Elfette garter in the crowd you will be handsomely rewarded with mistletoe kisses. There are 8 garters in total.
Dudes it’s gonna be awesome!
Oh yeah there’s more of these but they don’t really fit so I’ll hold off.
Ok maybe just one more.
Gah I can’t stop myself! ha, Elf, can’t stop myselfette.
Pastel!
Red Zeppelin and I have hilar stage chemistry together. We may have some side punk rock burlesque biz for jokes on the side in the future lol.
Back to Christmas now!
Ha psyche. Ok now!
Look at the big bag of glitter confetti! The Elfettes will be sprinkling it everywhere while we walk around and dance and get up to elf mischief.
The day I wore two pairs of pants at the same time oooh!
Leftover pics I have previously uploaded and forgot about.
See? Look at her eyes, opposite directions. The coasters came with the house I moved in to.
