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Ooh la la what are they staring at?

Total doll!

Smooth move! Nice throw, expertly timed. Guh.

What is going on?

I look like a grasshopper. Do you think I take myself seriously? Frig off losers.

L-i-v-i-n’.

Pastel does the cawktease, nudes and sparkles and oh my.

I have a pre-show video of this. I have SO MUCH more material it is making my marbles clink around like the little rascals.

Bunny you were phenomenal!

So cute and classy and saucy. Yum slizzurp.

This lucky woman got a lapdance.

Like cat and mouse.

Shit damn!

Red Zeppelin turned it out with the costumes holy crap LOVED IT. Can’t wait to go through Tom’s pics after this next blast round of shots.

That’s one of my Raymism things that I have to stop doing hahaha.

Gorgeous! Pastel has danced for/with LADY GAGA! I am bowing.

That’s Tom there. He dressed as an internet troll at our halloween show. Tom is a groupie of our ever changing/rotating troupe name. Nice boots and ribcage Red Zeppelin!

Why does this make me think of Sesame Street in the 80’s, 70’s? I love that jumpsuit lets break out in to a street dance while we sing about keeping it real alphabet style.

Good as new again haha shrug.

LOOK at those suckers raise up like that holla! and they’re big bajungas. These are things I think guys are thinking at the time in the crowd right? I need a guy review one day ahaha I’ll try to find someone from pervert’s row. Bunny said there’s a slew of dudes in the burlesque circuit who go to all these things. There’s a whole scene.

HOT.

Ok I admit I look slightly retarded here but you know, it’s not the end of the world and if I am grinning at you like this it’s a good thing cos you are about to get a welsh cuddle from a Minx followed by something nonsensically accidentally intelligent lisped into your ear. I thought I slurred when I drank, newp I lispth. HAhaha.

Pastel is going to take us through her workout regime gauntlet. I am ready kid.

Destruction concerned and that’s a Little Raymi in shot too obvi you can tell by the hair Alyssa what is your blog/twitter again? LOVE AND MISS YOU!

If I’m a minx then Pastel is def a cheetah. Apparently her body has yo-yo’d more than mine has. People eat that up man, can’t wait to see some pics.

Disney princess face. Any guess what her heritage is?

If I ran a Hello Kitty Strip Club…

Kat and I look all business here. That’s cos we is sucka. Our Vday show is going to be bananers and we are switching venues to somewhere bigger, with raised stage. Valentinettes? Hmm will have to think of a good one, cupid’s something. Bleh. DUMB DUMB. Thanks for the lingerie girly!

Here are some of erica’s pics:

Clemmy Claus.

Hobo Clemmy Claus back there ahha and in the foreground our window smasher.

You’re still adorable Erica despite this angle you don’t like next time more kiss takes xoxo and thank you for the sexy scientist costume!!

A garter winner. Kat and her buddy.

Haha.

There’s glitter on my tit.

We are in a fake tits wanting competition now too. If Pastel can’t be happy with her body then we are all fucking fucked.

Dripping hot.

Major influx of dudes bemoaning (the ones who did) missing Sunday night once they saw the coverage. I told you so bros.

I could care less what you think of it. Come back to me when you have a live solo performance of your own and the guts to do it. This video features a funny moment with my cupcake Christmas ornament and this version of MCB is slightly diff than the one I know, slightly slower tempo. I made do.

Remember haters, I am adorable and you are horrible.

Winners are proactive.

Losers are left in the dust writing hate comments on blogs of winners.

See how I covered up the word SEX? I am classy.

I love how the next dopey comment will be WELL I AM GLAD I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE IN VIDEO SO I KNOW I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING thank you loser for the opinion no one asked for if you’re so glad why did you come here, wait for it, then watch it, and then comment about it? Hahaha.

Hi John!

Christmas vortexxx.

I’m sorry but I cannot get over this one of my ass.

Red Zeppelin’s first solo was Peggy Lee’s the very thought of you.

Ok I’ma plaster this with Elfette pics now.

Ran away? I am the circus.

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Check this flattering pervery comment, Gee zus! Girl you are the most sultry sexy stunning woman. Do you have to beat the men off with a stick? And to use the cunning double-entendre of your pussy coming? I’m hard as a rock for you. The world needs more women like you! Your newest number 1 fan! I tried to read it in the car with colleague driving back from the interview and I was like SHH Be quiet I am working. I think he sees driving me around as therapy HIM sessions? My brain is split in to 4 different areas, the past, the present and the future and what is going on in my email, what my next blog is going to be and the stacked schedule of December (holiday, events, burlesque, blog, blogvertorials, staying skinny, when is my period, was I just a stupid fucking idiot on camera?) so sorry if I have to cut off some sentences here and there. I don’t have time for chit chat right now. I know that sounds bitchy but I don’t care. I see myself like a 60 year old italian business guy, shut the fuck up ya jabrones does this lead to $ and is it happening in the next 6 hours? Yes but no? Then it can wait. Gettin’ Shit done. Women in the business place are not taken as seriously. It’s bullshit.

Have to come up with a name for our Xmas show! That’s what I am doing right now.

I think that these are a bit much but I don’t care. I am in the prime of my life. Primal. I am not making excuses for who or what I am. I do what I please and I go about my business and it’s funny once you go zen how many jerks dive in your path trying so hard to fuck with your game, they lash out, correct you because they feel inferior maybe. I have seen and experienced it all.

My mom said just ignore and act superior. I said, I already am lol. Why why how timely is this article, thanks jezebel! Turns out bitches be jeals for reals!

Getting sick of looking at these. Sorry MJ much.

Bingo! Very Betty right? I have a fifties diner outfit badly.

Need to do more squats.

Still got it though.

My prop was problematic at points, all tangly and so some dopey pics to show for it.

Must get it perfect.

Interview went great, shot over YDS and the Sheepdogs were performing in the background, very today live or whatever dumb morning shows broadcast in Times Square (I miss NYC BAD). One down, one more to go. Now I am nice and seasoned for tonight’s thing, I’ll still be super nervous but when am I not? I might wear this:

We’ll be standing so I’ll get to showcase my long legs.

Can you tell I don’t know how to professionally tap dance? I know right. Just barely, I’m so good! I studied the tap dancing guy on Sesame Street closely. Tap dance yo problems away! Adding whatever dumb floor posing pics have uploaded to this post now, should have just added it to the previous one. Ok I will do that. Done. I am a fan of mashing everything in to one giant post as always, same shit right? Right.

I love a saucy mystery.

Omg sometimes it is like a crazy person is writing this thing. Ha ha.

Bunny said some girls just get so jealous they fuck with you hardcore because of it, guys too. Oh man she has stories. It’s just so suffocating when apparently everything I do for myself to achieve in my field apparently warrants such gross malevolence. Yah fucker look it up!

My Fred Astaire Puttin’ on the Ritz dance was better I think but it’s not christmas, this will likely be one of my solos. Enjoy it while you can before some housewife flags it. Oh haters, there’s actual burlesque performances with nipple pasties and all on youtube and no one flags them, way more revealing than mine. You sad. Thank you for getting in my way, I’ll throw the others on youtube just in case.

This is a Paul Frank hat of Teacher’s, he said it doesn’t look good on him. Over-sized hats on chicks work.

Lol it’s so bad.

Bunny you forgot your apron. She’s going to alter my santa dress to make it ho ho ho-ier.

Had fun with being dive-bombed by the cat. She kept coming for me.

Nathan your piece is over the stairs now and looks awesome there. No I do not hate you ;).

OMFG.

No time no time gotta go last minute again why do I do this? I am in a documentary web series about digital blabbity blah this and that and some big deal types are also included in it, it’s an honour. PEACE!