“According to your Anxiety Test results, you are slightly more anxious than necessary. In some situations, you function very well and are able to use coping strategies, but in others anxiety may get the better of you. Although these occasional feelings of anxiousness may not be interfering with your life to any serious degree, you can nonetheless benefit from building your repertoire of stress-fighting strategies. “
shhhit…
it’s now something like 4:45 in the morning and i’m taking an online anxiety test. someone please tell me to go to bed. unnnnnnngh.
there’s this sign hangin’ from the ceiling at work that i have tried to reach for 3.5 years. yesterday i took a running jump at it over fifty times but still can’t touch the durn thing. tomorrow i will eat a powershake and conquer that mo’fo sign!
alright so let me explain the drunken post.
went to three drinking establishments last nite. one, a pub. two, a bar w/ dancefloor. three, a nudey bar.
misplaced many things, walked into something and hurt my shoulder (now have big nasty bruise). practically give all my money to dancin’ sluts. guys i went with turned into assholes. two black dudes try to convince me to leave the club with them. went home. passed out.
i bring the people information.
click that link bitch.
i am so beyone shitfaced i have no idea how i was able to funki turn on my goddam compiuter fuckin fuck i cant believbe i do t have alcohol poisoning went to strip clun gaVE ALL MY money away take it fuck in ho slut cootie qhore take my 5 dollar billl cock teasing dfuclker all boy frineds are fucks get nmad i get hit on by dudes not my fault assholwe trash fuckers excuse me while i go throw up and pass out and walk into oncoming trasffic. fucker i g odie now
i wrote this real long fancy post about how much i suck at selling weed but then my computer decided to turn itself off so now i don’t feel like re-listing all reasons with my usual dumb comments thrown in so i’ll just say it straight.
i don’t have standards, i am too nice, i don’t hang around the ‘hood enough, i am too lazy, i don’t sell in large quantities i don’t try to match the competition and i smoke too much of my product.
you can look forward to a nice ‘n dirty farticle on pussy farts very very soon.
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