alright i just spent too long a time trying to figure out the link to this greedy wishlist thing. i’m beyond frustrated & fed-up over it. i’ve figured out that when you click BUY RAYMI A PRESENT on the left-hand column of this blog, amazon.com makes the page jump to somewhere else on their stupid amazon site – someplace i don’t want you to go to because obviously you’re only suppose to go to amazon.com if you intend to buy raymi something. right? right. so in case one decides to look at my wishlist and see the things i want, you have to press BACK and that’s how you get to the friggin’ wishlist page. or you could do a wishlist search and type in my email rawkrawk@hotmail.com i ‘m too scatter-brained right now to make it work. feel free to email me some advice on how to make it go directly to the wishylisty thing. someone better get me something after all the work i did. dammit.
ok so i’m going to NYC tomorrow. yes it’s true. i’ll be hanging with my slutty friend Genni. i’ll get as many pics as possible of me and her together so you can see all the action.
i made sushi last nite. well, tried to anyhow. i’m the only one who liked it. it came out all ugly and sloppy and tasted like salty seaweed more than anything. it’s alright ‘cos i really like the taste of seaweed and other gross things. it’s perfect for a spaz like me ‘cos i make one on the spot, pop it in my mouth then i make ten more. it’s so easy. half-assed of course.
hi you guys. no i am not dead. just been busy walking around town and doin’ the whole road trip thing. went to massachusetts again. it was fun. going to nyc this week maybe thursday. i’m tryin’ to find a job in this small town but no one seems to wanna pay a foul-mouthed canadian under the table. i’m beginning to feel like the most unemployable person in the world. really. arrr. i have new pictures of me doing bowling poses in this fancy bowling alley. i know u can’t wait.
Quote of the day, “It’s my party and i’ll be drunk and obnoxious if i want to, an asshole if i want to, a total fucker if i want to…you would drink too if it happened to you.”
hurray for my lazy bumfuckin’ ass. you guys voted me “Most often late to work” so i won one of them anti-bloggies things. i can’t believe it. I don’t really care about the title, the prize i’ve concluded, is the least shittiest of them all. i will inform you as to what i decide to get from amazon.com thank you for nominating/voting and/or caring. i’d like to thank God and my Senior Kindergarden teacher Mrs. Brown for being a scarey coke-bottle glasses wearing freak. I’d like to give shout-outs to my sponsors, that drunk guy Corey down the street from me who also works at the auto-body shop – your love and support kept me going when i was weak and disillusioned and misguided and things like that…..
Maybe you shouldn’t reshedule. It doesn’t look good on your part. Try and keep that appointment. I can’t call them for you, you have to take responsibility yourself.
RAYMI -
jesus christ i told you i CANT call until you give me that 6 digit number.
time is running out!!! i need to reschedule, mom.
otherwise i am not going period!
give me that fucking number on the fridge now
i am going to be in massachusettes AND then new york
so i obviously won’t be able to make it.
don’t bother calling them.
just give me the 6 digit number i wrote down on the fridge. you are driving me insane. how can i calm down when you dont listen/understand a fucking word i say?
RAYMI’S MUM -
This was the number from the fridge.
take a deep breath, you sound stressed out,
why are you going to NY?
RAYMI -
Stressed out? hah. fucking hell, do u erase my emails? i have probably told it to you a million times.
RAYMI’S MUM -
Sometimes you are eerily disrespectful, why would I be saving your emails? watch your anger and your mouth, show respect,respect yourself, are you working out? This would help with your snappy answers, and make you calmer, give your head a shake and lay off the booze, send this to your fanbase
RAYMI -
eerily disrespectful? why do u make up all these weird sayings?
