cid is in love with the essence of my being right now he is in my arms kneading at the air purring hornily trying to be as close to me as possible and his huge rabbit-like feet keep pushing the laptop away from me i made the mistake of looking at him a few minutes ago and went PSS PSSS psss i know this love-fest will soon turn sour and it will be time-out for cid. though i might go back to bed and watch tv. i had to get up to make sure i wrote BIASED instead of UNBIASED in my last post, damage control. my back-up plan was going to be resorting to sticks and stones hurling ie I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU FUCKS.
UPDATE CID IS NOW A PURRING SNORING DONUT IN MY ARMS.
i am putting final fantasy’s has a good home on itunes the end i think it is better than he poos clouds.
oh and rented vice’s guide to travel it was finally in at queen i have it for the week and it comes with a little book to read. it’s pretty amazing you will shit in your pants if you are a scrawny little mama’s boy or something so watch it.
this guy wrote a top ten canadian bloggers list and lamented that there weren’t enough “smart” canadian female bloggers and now all these nerds are bandwagon-jumping offering up a ton of female bloggers and i noticed i was not included in the majority of those lists, and i’m not surprised. while it is the easy route to dismiss me and pass me off as NOT SMART it’s a cheap shot, for the most part.
before addressing and defending my intelligence honour i would like to point out how fucking pompous it is for all these dudes to state that the “The blogosphere is still a male-dominated thing” — that is quite a bold fucking statement to make, audacious and untrue, pot-stirring, deeming something fact when it isn’t. STILL? when was it EVER male dominated? sorry dude but i haven’t been living in a cave with my eyes stapled shut and my fingers in my ears for the last ten years so i do NOT recall the blogosphere or any fucking corner of the internet EVER being male-dominant. i have been blogging longer then all these fucks and from then up to now i have NEVER noticed an imbalance in blogging when it comes to gender, AND even IF there was, so what? why are they starting a gender war? oh ho ho we “noticed” there aren’t enough “smart” women blogging lets BLOG ABOUT IT. fuck you, losers.
The blogosphere is still a male-dominated thing (for example, only 55 57 blogs out of 326 Prog Blog affiliates are women bloggers – roughly 17%), but that’s slowly changing, and quite honestly, the ones that are out there all write pretty darn well. You just have to take the time to look for them.
oh thanks for your totally fucking biased example, scott.
anyway, again, i’m not shocked at being ignored amongst these people’s lists, funny, i am suppose to be canada’s #1 blogger yet i’m not “smart” ? i didn’t know that if you wanted to be smart you had to acknowledge progressive media and politics and write boring dribble daily. lame.
with these people tooting their i am smarter than the rest of the blogosphere horns you’d think they would “get” my blog and that it is a mockery of intellect.
i am shunned because of all this “exposure” i receive, bitches whining about it WHAT’S SO GREAT ABOUT RAYMI WAAAH. ungh.
i finished reading jesus land a memoir on sunday, it is a great read. i sat in the tub bawling when i was done. turns out the author julia scheeres has a blog. jesus land is a very frustrating read, everyone is a christian lunatic and the ones who aren’t are extremely racist pieces of shit. discovering her site after reading the book is amazing cos there’s family pictures and a whole bunch of other shit to go through. basically it’s about julia growing up white with two adopted black brothers their mother is a christian psycho and the dad is never around they live in rural indiana and everyone in town and school is racist and inevitably they are sent away to the dominican to a christian reform school, pretty much every character they encounter along the way you want to fucking murder. read it. don’t go through the pictures though well go through some but don’t go through the ones near the end it will spoil it.
Ryan: i bet a lot of urban jerks would love to have a posse for a night um start a webpage ,torontorentafriendservice.ca
me: u mean just hang out for work
Ryan: i think so well there are randomer ways of making money
me: it wouldnt work i cant even get my real friends to hang out with me how would i get strangers to pay me to hang out with them?
Ryan: sucker them see i think you’re cool, from reading your blog that’s the impression i suppose you’re as uncool as anyone but that’s beside the point
me: i am neurotic and annoying annoying people are well annoying so i get it
Ryan: ok well there should be a network
me: it is lonely at the top
Ryan: if someone wants a neurotic annoying person then they choose you for like a night when their real friends ditch them or they want to make an ex jealous
me: well i am more things than just annoying like sweet but i get obnoxious if you are boring me
Ryan: yeah you could sit there and look pretty
me: and then people think i am wasted but im not
Ryan: oh is THAT it you’re good-lookin’. i’d say…a handsome female.
me: oh yeah and im very good looking thats a big factor peple dont want to hang with me cos i am so good looking they feel like trolls
Ryan: other people are good-looking too is it all in yr head that people don’t want to hang with you? i mean you’re enthusiastic about drinking so what else is there.
me: dude i dont know im totally fucking joking right now people cant handle my truth? i am too transient i guess i dont know people just do their own thing
Ryan: how do you start to accumulate hits, i’m starting a new blog with a friend.
me: uh i dont want to talk about that shit if you dont know how then you are stupid and it will never happen
Ryan: i like yr idea of suckering people into reading anything you could spin off
me: BE INTERESTING BE RELEVANT BE COOL BE FUNNY BE GOOD LOOKING THE END
Ryan: i know how but is there a shortcut
me: porn is the shortcut
Ryan: hahah ok check. wouldn’t that be rude though to show a dick i would feel slighted to accidentally see a dick wouldn’t you
when buzznet is finished its shit nap i will post a video of the boobs inflating it is magical science.
oh also in case you are bored and feeling reminiscent i made you a flickr set of all my art here you are welcome.
AND today i looked up two words on dictionary.com that can be found in today’s post/s somewhere, if you can accurately guess which words they are i will mail you a postcard. ps. i spelled the words correctly when i checked just so you know.
i’ve been having some pretty amazing bowel movements lately it is quite nice, deprive yourself a bit of food, keep your caffeine intake the same and it is like proo pooo fooo ooooh ahhhh AHHHH! my metabolism is awesome right now.
yesterday i bought a pair of men’s winter boots they are very nerdy but i am bringing that back and not the annoying ironic hipster nerdy either, no i don’t mean that i mean the deck shoes doesn’t stop talking or following you around at your cousin’s housewarming party nerdy DON’T COPY ME.
we drove to acton it is not worth the drive i’m sorry i would rather shoot myself i mean i am all about little places but there is always some sort of modernity that seeps in and ruins the whole equation like some douche walking to the variety store wearing a 49ers starter jacket ungh. if i was going to live in a small hidden town my life would have to be 100% like fried green tomatoes, yes i would have to live in a movie.
we drove past a lady walking by herself and she had a bloody nose and blood was all over her tissue. she looked kind of badass. kidding. then we went to a conservation area to see the snow owls (ha i just wrote coversation area, i would go to one of those except i am already IN a conversation area everywhere i go anyway there is no point in driving to one) and also fil did donuts in the parking lot cos no other cars were there and a crabby lady looked on at us through the window of the visitor’s building where you are suppose to pay but we didn’t. i made a video of it i will post it soon.
i said to fil before pulling onto our street that i liked watching people’s bicycle tires when they are riding them and watching the wheel reflectors until they match up and spin at the same time he thinks i have aspergers yeah um duh.
ps. i let him keep the 20 dollars for “being nice to me” but i was very close to taking it back, he did many things that were not nice but out of all the sundays he was nicer yesterday than the others.
blog party this wednesday at supermarket!
Hi Raymi,
Not sure if you’re interested in this but we’re holding an exclusive preview of blogTV.ca at Supermarket on Wed. Jan. 31, and we thought you might want to check it out. We’re inviting a broad range of bloggers – from performance artists to “techies” – so the crowd should be interesting. Let me know if you can make it – and feel free to bring friends as well.
