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Phil: read that article about charles taylor
it is interesting
me: no
im reading jamie‘s blog
Phil: ok sorry i forgot you don’t like reading
me: you can tell me about it next time we are on a stroll
uh i already read a book about him fil why do i need to wikipedia
someone got me going about marriage in my comments
“well i was making a joke about how nerdy elizabeth looks next to the wedding dress. and yes i think i am getting married, fil has til im 25 maybe, i dunno, depends. he doesn’t “believe” in marriage for truly selfish reasons, dont get me started. “
Phil: oh because the wiki thing is the truth that a lot of the book was based on [cuz the book is fiction, yes]
me: omg we are still talking about this?
im talking about marriage fil
Phil: ok
me: me and sabrina were looking at wedding dresses online last week do you like that
Phil: why are you two getting married?
me: no we were looking for cool dresses
is it ok to eat the brocolli i ordered from two nites ago
todays the last day?
Phil: yeah probably
did you know the druggie brothers who lived in the school bus in rule of the bone are the brothers of sarah polley’s character in the sweet hereafter
me: uh?
and how would i know that
are you a literature detective
Phil: yes pretty much
me: so they used those two for the sweet hereafter?
oh i guess that movie was based on a book by russell banks ya?
Phil: yes
this was said about russell banks:
He has written a movie adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s On the Road for producer Francis Ford Coppola, which was slated for production in 2006.
me: oh wow
Phil: this movie was based on one of his books: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affliction_%28film%29
me: i want one on rule of the bone
Phil: yes it would be good
me: my mom thanked me for linking her and calling her a whore
invited me to go out with her cougars tonite
i said this: no thanks i have plans tonite your friends wouldnt like me i would take all their attention away from ten-going douches
Phil: nice
Phil: nice
i learned this – read it while i check email
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flehmen_response
it is what cid does when he opens his mouth
me: oh my god fil stop forcing your nerd addiction onto me
Phil: omg just read it it is short and you comment about it all the time
me: i dont make flehmen comments
last nite i smoked the sweet sweet cheeba, sheeba? i am so old and far from pot smoking that i don’t know what the terminology is anymore anyway here are all the irrational thoughts i had i call this “FUN” WITH PARANOIA!:
well, i already told you about my journals all 20 of them being taken from me cos somehow the people of bloor knew i was coming? i figured everyone was hot for my teenage journals and scrapbooks, i don’t know why just cos, just cos.
sarah and mark started to talk about that aqua teen hunger force scandal thing to which i had no previous knowledge of so when they got to making terrorist jokes i had to decide whether or not their entire conversation was just an elaborate scheme to secretly inform me via a bevy of gestures and bold statements that i was suppose to jump out of the window or have a severe panic attack.
i think that was the highpoint of my paranoia, nothing else stands out OH i did think that the cab driver was going to follow me up to the condo and rape and murder me after all his friends climbed up the balcony and had their way with me so in every room in the apartment i was figuring out which things would make the best weapons. it didn’t help matters at all that cid has been a huge sketchbag since fil left, he keeps pacing and being all low to the ground when he walks like he is having ‘NAM flashbacks.
i always think people are watching me at night but it is especially spooky when you are alone and HIGH holy crap those branches MOVE are they branches or are they homeless crankheads who have super human strength and ability to launch themselves over my balcony from standing on the slide at the park?
then i obsessed over eating a chocolate molten lava cake but i didn’t succumb.
i’m still thinking about it.
i have discovered the secret link to my sweets-craving, WEED. so next time i am at fil’s mom’s for dinner and she gets hurt by my poo-pooing a dessert i will just take out a one-hitter right there on the spot and get high, then wait an hour, then have some ice cream AND two more helpings of dinner and laugh my face off to family guy.
noel made me come over and get all my journals he’s been babysitting for a couple years, he even made notes on several hundred pages, what they mean i do not know, there’s all these green stickies sticking out all over the place. i don’t want to give away the idea he/we have in mind for them. anyway i was a bit paranoid bringing them home from his place all by myself i had this picture in my head of a gang of dudes jumping me for my journals? my stupid embarrassing life’s work. there’s maybe 15 of them, 20 perhaps. everyone was reading them last nite too, that was embarrassing though yes i DO enjoy the subject being me it got to be a bit much after awhile (that’s when i was doing a lot of coke, that’s when i was on dxm, that’s, when i was alone in a bar killing time before going to work yes at midnite i was an online “model” etc) so elizabeth and i left so noel could get back to working on his “art” and so on.
before that we went to hurricanes to drink scotch and make fun of people.
never getting married ever
me: hi you are never on g talk
Elizabeth: I know
this is new
and exciting
well
new at least
I just moisturized my hands
fucking feels great
I am having a bush wax tomorrow
Im already wincing
making my wince faces
me: hahaha
Elizabeth: practicing
uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghh
me: i thought you were down with growing a forest
haha, wang
Elizabeth: oh I am
to a point
then its like a forest grows under the forest
and I have too much hair to deal with
and need to pull it all out
me: when are u going to nols he is planning to go to queen video on college at some point he goes every thursday or something
i told him to call me after that gayness
Elizabeth: I suppose if I maintained it regularly
oh are we done bush talking
um
yeah gayness
dunn
me: seriously you had a major bush over the summer
Elizabeth: nick is leaving soon
yeah its bigger now
me: are you last minute boyfriending it up
Elizabeth: yeah
but it isnt proving to be very enjoyable
Im too tired to be nice to him
me: dude i am a lunatic by myself my mental stability diminishes more and more with each passing loner moment
Elizabeth: and all I want is him to kiss my ass and hump me
ummmmmmmmmm
well
me: well come over then and we can subway together
you can drink wine with me
Elizabeth: I have to make him miserable for at least until he leaves
which is within the hour
me: ok
Elizabeth: you should meet me at my subway
my nails are really long
me: i am just taking pictures of myself contorting my body to look the skinniest
Elizabeth: are you gonna be jealous
me: yes
i will probably tell a loud story to distract from your nails
Elizabeth: ok I am going to shower and smell nice for you
me: good i dont want to hang out with a dirty ugly annoying whore
Elizabeth: I will call you befrore subway
oh I am whore too you know
me: i mean i am looking forward to our evening
Elizabeth: reformed whore
still whore
great
me too
me: im putting this on my blog
647-***-****
Elizabeth: with a nick pic of my rack?
me: call when u are ready to roll
Elizabeth: do it up!
me: with your bush
Elizabeth: nick = nice
me: and my beautiful body
yes i got that
Elizabeth: leave the stuff about me wanting to make him miserable
(i was going through my flickr for pictures of elizabeth’s hairy bush and when i finally got to it i double-clicked too many times and it put me back at the beginning of my unorganized set and of course i don’t lable or tag anything so i had to go through everything again — the point is i look like a european bitch here doesn’t it look like i would say SHOOT UP LETS GO FOR VODKA or something?)
march of the yenta
coming soon
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my mom has been posting old pictures of her when she was a teenager and her captions/descriptions that go along w/ are quite uh, slutty. she use to tell me stories of how sweet and virginal she was i guess to try and get me to be good, turns out she is just a LYING WHORE like the rest of us.
and here we are together, look at me partying.
here i am as an angel pretending to pray, grade two. hey mom learn how to scan OR if you are taking a picture of a picture use MACRO.
my brother and i, i look like an asshole even THEN.
yous guys’s have probably already seen the doherty shooting coke video what i want to know is who filmed it? also i would like to point out that i drew his picture BEFORE this video came to be and also i drew saddam hussein a couple weeks BEFORE his hanging so i am like sarah michelle geller in that movie where she cries and laughs when she is cooking and then everyone who eats her food they have emotional spazz attacks EXCEPT whoever i draw DIES or gets fucked in the tabloids. nice. i would say tom cruise is next but he is already fucked beyond all compromise. i don’t want to jinx johnny depp so maybe i won’t draw him. or i will.
i liked match point it was not at all what i expected i’m glad i watched it alone cos if fil was with me i would be too busy obsessing over scarlett’s body and deep fuck me voice and accusing fil of picturing himself in her slender arms and me standing on the street corner being splashed by taxis watching as my life turns to shit and so on.
one thing that is annoying is how everyone is so totally fucking naive to this one dude’s comings and goings is it suppose to be a british i don’t want to know cos i am too rich and fabulous thing? they end every scene when the one dude is up to no good with everyone just falling for his lies. if this movie was american or canadian or rather STARRED ME i would be a psycho nag on that dude and would not let his shit go by at all, the movie would have been over way sooner because i am a detective and i don’t trust anyone cos they are all out to get me all the time. also it is a very long movie so if you are a loner like me this will eat up a bunch of time and you won’t even cry about it you will be sitting with your arms crossed shaking your head saying well i never etc.
one part that is stupid and poorly acted is when the dude who is with scarlett is all I BROKE UP WITH HER he met someone else. DUDE! YEAH RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKING LIAR WORST ACTING EVER!!! i bet everyone watching as that scene was filmed were all pffft totally not buying it what fictional fucking character would give up a scarlett johansson not to be a lesbian or anything but holy crap. HOLY CRAP! IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A STUPID RETARD DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME NOT IN MY MOVIE!
in other news, WHAT THE HELL NICOLAS CAGE?
