a dream i had about you and fil

I had a dream and you and fil were in it too.

We were at like a baseball stadium and we were looking at concession stuff, and a guy came up and gave you a rubber penis keychain, telling me that nobody outside quebec had those. I don’t know how he knew you were ontarian. probably because you looked like one. Anyway, we went across the play field.

The stadium was filled with people.

I climbed up the fence at the end of the field first. I’m the hero of my dreams afterall. Then, when I was on top of the fence, which had a rather large ledge I now realize, I helped you climb up. While I helped fil to climb up, fil crouched on the wall, to give himself a swing, but instead, he let a wet fart out, which was loud and left a poo stain on the fence. I woke up laughing out loud.

Thank you fil. and Raymi.

brem

claymation street race

peter, bjorn & john

i am really cool. i remember my brother took off at the cottage that afternoon with some other kid and left me alone to hang with my parents who were busy ignoring me, suntanning, beering, whatevs so i was kinda blue.

last nite samir and sharpie invited themselves over we ordered asia republik drank a lot of wine and beer and played guitar hero II and wii sports it was very fun muchly i will show you pictures later and some videos maybe as well. i am the best at boxing i can’t wait to get in a real fight one day and then have assault charges pressed against me then have them dropped cos of my blogging status haha.

EXCUSE ME SHE AUTHORS AN INTERNET JOURNAL THOSE CHARGES WON’T BE NECESSARY as someone’s head is half hanging off their neck what?

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Drunken Fan Mail

Raymi,

Just wanted to say I adore your blog and love seeing pics of Toronto so much that I want to go there, as I’ve never been to Canada (strange, since I live only 8 hours from Winnipeg). If I ever visited with friends, I would hope that I could e-mail you and maybe you would, out of the goodness of your heart, be a tour guide for a couple of hours to show us all of the ultra-cool, non-lame places to go. It would definitely be a highlight of the trip, as I have a huge girl crush on you! Have a happy February!

Sincerely,

Alie

DEAR BLOGEBRITY.COM

YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NEED TO UPDATE YOUR LIST AS I AM CLEARLY A FUCKING A-LIST BLOGGER AND YOU ARE ASSHOLES SO, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO UPDATE MY BADGE FROM B-LIST TO A.

PS I AM NOT BEGGING YOU TO CALL ME COOL I AM TELLING YOU I HAVE EXISTED LONGER ON THE WWW LONGER THAN YOU SO IT SHOULD BE YOU DOING THE BEGGING.

XO RAYMI

in case you were wondering what i am up to right now i am putting shit i don’t want no more on my new and improved SHIT I DON’T WANT NO MORE raymistore blog.

go have a look!