i am really cool. i remember my brother took off at the cottage that afternoon with some other kid and left me alone to hang with my parents who were busy ignoring me, suntanning, beering, whatevs so i was kinda blue.

last nite samir and sharpie invited themselves over we ordered asia republik drank a lot of wine and beer and played guitar hero II and wii sports it was very fun muchly i will show you pictures later and some videos maybe as well. i am the best at boxing i can’t wait to get in a real fight one day and then have assault charges pressed against me then have them dropped cos of my blogging status haha.

EXCUSE ME SHE AUTHORS AN INTERNET JOURNAL THOSE CHARGES WON’T BE NECESSARY as someone’s head is half hanging off their neck what?

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Drunken Fan Mail

Raymi,

Just wanted to say I adore your blog and love seeing pics of Toronto so much that I want to go there, as I’ve never been to Canada (strange, since I live only 8 hours from Winnipeg). If I ever visited with friends, I would hope that I could e-mail you and maybe you would, out of the goodness of your heart, be a tour guide for a couple of hours to show us all of the ultra-cool, non-lame places to go. It would definitely be a highlight of the trip, as I have a huge girl crush on you! Have a happy February!

Sincerely,

Alie

DEAR BLOGEBRITY.COM

YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NEED TO UPDATE YOUR LIST AS I AM CLEARLY A FUCKING A-LIST BLOGGER AND YOU ARE ASSHOLES SO, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO UPDATE MY BADGE FROM B-LIST TO A.

PS I AM NOT BEGGING YOU TO CALL ME COOL I AM TELLING YOU I HAVE EXISTED LONGER ON THE WWW LONGER THAN YOU SO IT SHOULD BE YOU DOING THE BEGGING.

XO RAYMI

in case you were wondering what i am up to right now i am putting shit i don’t want no more on my new and improved SHIT I DON’T WANT NO MORE raymistore blog.

go have a look!

i kept meaning to bring this up anyway my friend/old roommate lucas‘ band stop die resuscitate remixed a my brightest diamond track GOLDEN STAR it’s fucking awesome and i’m not just saying that cos i feel obligated to i mean it, i like it, it’s like a disco party song. way to go guys! in other news, yes, lucas is still homeless-looking he has long homeless man hair i wanted to say rumpelstiltskin hair but that dude isn’t the one who fell asleep and got old i can’t think of who that is so whatever bye.

**IMPORTANT UPDATE — it was rip van winkle!

loner paint party I

i know the majority of you are lazy and stupid and when i link to other people’s blog posts that have more than 30 words in them to read you are overwhelmed, anyway, please try again, it is worth it.

holy shit why am i even awake right now? fil got up to drive sean to the train station and now he is playing zelda he brought home some of those fucking delicious tim horton’s breakfast sandwiches because my new skinnierness is making him feel stressed out and everyone knows it is way easier to control and manipulate a fat girl soooo i am not eating mine.

fil keeps making me watch him play cos right now there are cats that he is talking to and even kittens and now they are following himzelda around. ps. yes i know strikethroughs are gay it’s the easiest way of getting my point across right now is all i am probably drunk still.

last nite was fun i’m glad we stuck around after leviride‘s show to watch TRACKDIRTYAZ it was like dirty grime led zeppelin hip hop but way more polite? leviride are a good show band bob asked me afterward what i thought for real and i don’t remember what i said but i’m sure it was all nice and good things ha. i don’t want to say bad things about the band before them so i’ll leave it at ah nothing. i did however recognize the two dudes in that eden ants band from my catholic highschool and i went up to say hi to one with the intention of being all i am better than you but last second i got nervous and was all TOO NICE and he kind of snubbed me, no recollection of me whatsoever. i know! ME! FUCK HIM! i am never saying hi to an acquaintance of the past ever again that dude will go home, google his shite band, find my blog and then kill himself. later on outside having a smoke i saw this girl sidle up to him she seemed sort of lame so i guess maybe he wasn’t allowed to talk to his “groupies” whatever.

anyway i liked everything way more when i was drinking scotch and eating toasted almonds from the tiniest tin ever, you put a toonie into this machine and you get a tiny tin of nuts, cocktail nuts, honey roasted and so on, party.

jeff came out last nite too, he said the traffic helicopter crashed in cambridge and the pilot and some other guy are in critical condition that’s fucked.

after the show me fil and sean walked to cora’s pizza to which i nagged the rest of the way home we should have gone to papa ceo’s WHY? they have bathrooms and more sitting room AND the pizza is better BY FAR. also, it’s theme pizza, named after celebrities, that little extra effort goes a long way i think and so because we went to cora’s i had to pee in an alley in the freezing cold afterward. thanks guys fil.