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speaking of housewives i finished reading sellevision last nite it’s great, very much so a guilty pleasure read, a bit unrealistic but burroughs pulls it off and if you have read dry by him you will notice a few similar references, no biggie. you will totally be forced to masturbate whilst reading certain parts, though. to sum up this book it is based on the world of home shopping tv and all the smarmy people involved in it and how phony the entire scene is, i feel like watching infomercials now. next i am reading magical thinking.
this concludes raymi’s book club.
just a sampling of part of the outcome from living in rockland, maine for 3 months during winter when i was 18.
this one goes to all the housewives out there AND for all the wanksters talking shit about me, if you do it again this monster of a cat will come over to your house and lie down on your bed. you have been warned.
fuck i hate red hot chili peppers how do you take songs off of itunes? i was just spacing out came to and realised i listened to three songs by them w/o realising it. if you are my friend and you like them i’m sorry we can’t be close anymore sorry but you’re a wankster. if i am in a shit mood and red hot chili peppers comes on we will get in a fight and not talk for a week that’s the extent of it. i use to like them though.
my right big toe is fucked i tore part of my nail off last week and part of my toe came off too i know weird anyway it’s true so i have this clump of pulpy skin attached that won’t heal and yesterday after a shower i was walking in the dark trying to close the drapes and i walked into this asshole chair and blood exploded out of my toe and i called fil at work crying like a baby and asked him to bring home polysporin and band-aids. he got the no name polysporin to which i scoffed at and he said that shit’s expensive then i said WELL ADD IT TO THE BOOKS THEN JUST KNOW THAT I AM TAKING THE BAND-AIDS WITH ME WHEN WE BREAK UP. i get dramatic when i am bleeding because i am in miami vice and it’s do or die. i can’t walk as fast anymore and i will probably get an in-grown out of this. fun.
in other news my beaver is super hairy i am going to shave lightning bolts into it later.
we are working our way through guitar hero’s cooperative feature it’s fun cos samir let us borrow his guitar, you can do lead, rhythm or bass and we bought all the new guys and outfits and guitar finishes well all the cool ones, anyway.
then i played need for speed carbon for wii, we’ve had it since xmas but fil said it sucked. i took it upon myself to be the judge of that and it is actually pretty decent. you hold the remote sideways with the bottom of it facing the floor, holding it in both hands like a steering wheel. the game is something for losers with no friends (perfect for me) cos people in the game come up to your car and speak to you through the driver’s side window like you are friends and in their “crew” and you drive around together winning territory off other crews in this city that doesn’t exist. the people are pre-recorded actors that they added a lot of fancy colour effect to to make them look computer simulated, i dunno. so far i give this game a 7.
a dream i had about you and fil
I had a dream and you and fil were in it too.
We were at like a baseball stadium and we were looking at concession stuff, and a guy came up and gave you a rubber penis keychain, telling me that nobody outside quebec had those. I don’t know how he knew you were ontarian. probably because you looked like one. Anyway, we went across the play field.
The stadium was filled with people.
I climbed up the fence at the end of the field first. I’m the hero of my dreams afterall. Then, when I was on top of the fence, which had a rather large ledge I now realize, I helped you climb up. While I helped fil to climb up, fil crouched on the wall, to give himself a swing, but instead, he let a wet fart out, which was loud and left a poo stain on the fence. I woke up laughing out loud.
Thank you fil. and Raymi.
