i’ve been having some pretty amazing bowel movements lately it is quite nice, deprive yourself a bit of food, keep your caffeine intake the same and it is like proo pooo fooo ooooh ahhhh AHHHH! my metabolism is awesome right now.
yesterday i bought a pair of men’s winter boots they are very nerdy but i am bringing that back and not the annoying ironic hipster nerdy either, no i don’t mean that i mean the deck shoes doesn’t stop talking or following you around at your cousin’s housewarming party nerdy DON’T COPY ME.
we drove to acton it is not worth the drive i’m sorry i would rather shoot myself i mean i am all about little places but there is always some sort of modernity that seeps in and ruins the whole equation like some douche walking to the variety store wearing a 49ers starter jacket ungh. if i was going to live in a small hidden town my life would have to be 100% like fried green tomatoes, yes i would have to live in a movie.
we drove past a lady walking by herself and she had a bloody nose and blood was all over her tissue. she looked kind of badass. kidding. then we went to a conservation area to see the snow owls (ha i just wrote coversation area, i would go to one of those except i am already IN a conversation area everywhere i go anyway there is no point in driving to one) and also fil did donuts in the parking lot cos no other cars were there and a crabby lady looked on at us through the window of the visitor’s building where you are suppose to pay but we didn’t. i made a video of it i will post it soon.
i said to fil before pulling onto our street that i liked watching people’s bicycle tires when they are riding them and watching the wheel reflectors until they match up and spin at the same time he thinks i have aspergers yeah um duh.
ps. i let him keep the 20 dollars for “being nice to me” but i was very close to taking it back, he did many things that were not nice but out of all the sundays he was nicer yesterday than the others.
blog party this wednesday at supermarket!
Not sure if you’re interested in this but we’re holding an exclusive preview of blogTV.ca at Supermarket on Wed. Jan. 31, and we thought you might want to check it out. We’re inviting a broad range of bloggers – from performance artists to “techies” – so the crowd should be interesting. Let me know if you can make it – and feel free to bring friends as well.
fil will be out of town, who wants to be my date?