the show was great last nite, but short. fil was swooning non-stop like a nerdy teenage girl EMBARRASSING but cute. it was good to see johnny he was looking good though his shoulder was busted. then we met samir sharpie stefan and angie at the paddock and hung there til they kicked us out around 2 then all came back here for obnoxious guitar hero party, the entire condo smelled like samir’s onion meat pita and i kept being noise control nazi, the neighbour’s have never complained about the noise to us and i feel like it is only a matter of time and i don’t want to be the one to talk to them at three in the morning wasted with four other people over, anyway it was good times. stefan thinks cid is bigger than bizo (samir’s cat) i dunno bizo is fatter but cid is longer if that makes sense. too bad it was sharpie’s last nite out sigh. everyone was WASTERSSSSSSSSS it was good.
i hated not having a camera i felt anxious obligation all nite long like i always do when i’m out i have to capture everything and i would go to do that and then remember, oh right. stefan made fun of my computer and made me feel poor he couldn’t believe the pices of shit i work with, it is missing 6 buttons and it is ancient it may as well have a trackball. samir said hank and mike is a big deal movie and was impressed i had something to do with it go me.
what else about me oh yeah everyone told me i looked great and glowy and amazing and something else it was a good me three minutes probably the highlight of the nite.
oh i also had infinity beers last nite but two of them were lights.
we are going to see sparklehorse tonite a band fil has a huge boner for, long ago before i knew about fil the fossil i use to buy Q magazine and one time i got a free cd and on it was a sparklehorse song it was when i was in grade seven and yes i was an advanced cool youth anyway tonite will be interesting to see a band that i was into independently of fil it feels like i formed them despite fil obviously being way more into them than i am he has all their cds and when they are on i say WHO IS THIS?! everytime. i know one song and i can’t even tell you the name of it and i have known it since however old i was in grade seven.
me: ok please consider my suggestions u can get a small thing of vodka and get cran juice
i need a camera badly, i feel like a useless chump without one. fil sent a link to the new pentax but there isn’t a release date for it yet. FUCK.
one of my favourite pleasures is ripping my lip skin off with my teeth then drinking red wine and having the newly exposed cracks in my lips stain dark red almost black and then waking up the next morning with scumbag vagabond lips. secretly tearing off my fingernails at a bar and letting them fall to the floor while admittedly so seems bad, it is mostly orgasmic. i know you guys don’t like me anymore anyways so i am bringing on the disgusting. i am an artist and i have small fingers and hands so i am allowed to do anything i want. it sounds awful when you read it in words but when you see me in action it is almost beautiful like poetry as blood delicately seeps out of my hangnail wounds and i suck it away while you tell me about the canon you are taking apart and putting back together again with tiny screwdrivers.
after we lost the game last nite i said using the alphabet lets think of worse things that could happen right now to make us even more depressed:
avalanche butt rape crocodiles dick severing electrocution famine gonorrhea
and so on
before that we did band names with adding cid into it:
aerocid backstreet cid counting cids dresden cid cidefant franz cidinand cidface killah cid rollins band etc
for R i said rancid haha yes we don’t have friends.
so yesterday was fun and tiring 12+ hours of wearing my heels in a fucking throwback to in living colour fly girls outfit, nothing like what it was originally to be. sorry no pictures yet. i lost a few pounds too i think standing around all day and dancing and twirling with a boa and other crap. we had to do these fake shots for one scene and they used watered down coke so nasty, 1 part coke 30 parts water basically. i had the whoriest make-up like homer’s make-up shotgun hit me in the face and i went out with it all on to the bar and felt like a cad whatever my life has no meaning anyway. there were a ton of old dudes crashed out on couches snoring during breaks, men don’t last very long at all. this is the movie by the way, a lot of that trailer is not the actual footage the movie is way better than i originally thought. basically all day i stood on a stage in this bar around keele/dundas in front of this band and acted like i was having a lot of fucking fun. i think you will see me a lot in that scene, we’ll see. they will prolly specifically edit me out of every shot now that i said that. lise if you were there yesterday your heart would have broken fifty times cos of all the old men in bunny suits so weepy so sweet sigh.
The problem with communists is they act like bossy know-it-alls in a country where nobody has any power and information is banned.
How about these stupid fucking trust fund kids with the communist star on their hats? Dude, you are so full of shit your fucking diapers are jealous.
oh man i love making fun of people where to begin? don’t think i forgot to tell you about that super annoying girl from the other nite, i have seen her TWICE since i’m hoping she will be a regular feature on my blog she has some sort of communist insignia on her jacket and she couldn’t be more plain jane canadian if a fucking bucket of maple syrup landed on her head. the reason she sucked so hard is cos the entire time at the bar last tuesday while fil and i were trying to watch the leaf game she was yell talking and pounding pints with her dude friend whom she clearly wants to be her boyfriend and you know he is not feeling it, she shit talked EVERY SINGLE GIRL SHE KNOWS INCLUDING DUDE’S GIRLFRIEND, not to be mean but she wasn’t the hottest nor the skinniest so obvs. there’s some insecurity at bay that’s fine but do you have yell your bullshit opinions to everyone on a quiet nite?
originally we were right beside her but this dude moved so i made us move further away no matter cos i could still hear everything she said one gem was I REALLY HATE THAT FUCKING CUNT BUT I RESPECT HER TOTALLY I MEAN I FUCKING HATE HER SO MUCH BUT I RESPECT HER. um, hate and respect in the same sentence no sorry you are confusing ENVY with hate, the end. you can’t hate and respect someone, respect means admiration and admiration means like, basically you HATE that you LIKE her and are jealous. this chick talked non-stop and when we scored dude tried to look at the tv for two seconds and she said OH FUCK OFF DON’T LOOK AT THE HOCKEY GAME WHILE I AM TALKING TO YOU! holy demanding and needy! it was obvious that everyone around her was super annoyed too.
so then she gets to shit talking this guy’s girlfriend and he’s drinking so much cos he can’t stand this talklor so he’s just agreeing with her so she shuts up, she used the word ACTUALLY a lot. then she listed off all these girls she works with and how much she despises them and how they get better treatment or benefits than she does. uh maybe it’s cos they don’t spend the majority of their time complaining you fucking basement troll! i got the feeling if i sat beside her and made some sort of joke then went away she would immediately say something nasty about me, she was that type.
anyway on wednesday i saw her when i was on my walk but she went north on avenue so i couldn’t follow her, and she was wearing the same thing as the nite before. oh when we were leaving the bar she was ahead of us with that dude and i heard her ask him if he was going home to bed ie: can i come home and convince you to cuddlefuck me.
last nite i saw her at the bar again so i am pretty excited to learn it is her new locale. she was with three others and was totally trying to domincate all coversation and as they were heading in from their smoke she goes WELL THAT’S WHY I SWITCHED FROM LAWYER TO…
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it totally felt like the episode of the brady bunch where the little one pretends to know joe namath and all his friends think he’s full of shit, but then joe shoes up at the brady house and little bobby was all…suck on it.
lauren raymi woke up this morning at 2:30 to brush her teeth because she thought it was time to go to the shoot. i lay in bed shrouded in sleep fog wondering what the fuck she was doing what with her call time of 6:00 and the alarm being set for 5:00 and the rest of my sleep was completely wrecked.
