The problem with communists is they act like bossy know-it-alls in a country where nobody has any power and information is banned.

How about these stupid fucking trust fund kids with the communist star on their hats? Dude, you are so full of shit your fucking diapers are jealous.

oh man i love making fun of people where to begin? don’t think i forgot to tell you about that super annoying girl from the other nite, i have seen her TWICE since i’m hoping she will be a regular feature on my blog she has some sort of communist insignia on her jacket and she couldn’t be more plain jane canadian if a fucking bucket of maple syrup landed on her head. the reason she sucked so hard is cos the entire time at the bar last tuesday while fil and i were trying to watch the leaf game she was yell talking and pounding pints with her dude friend whom she clearly wants to be her boyfriend and you know he is not feeling it, she shit talked EVERY SINGLE GIRL SHE KNOWS INCLUDING DUDE’S GIRLFRIEND, not to be mean but she wasn’t the hottest nor the skinniest so obvs. there’s some insecurity at bay that’s fine but do you have yell your bullshit opinions to everyone on a quiet nite?

originally we were right beside her but this dude moved so i made us move further away no matter cos i could still hear everything she said one gem was I REALLY HATE THAT FUCKING CUNT BUT I RESPECT HER TOTALLY I MEAN I FUCKING HATE HER SO MUCH BUT I RESPECT HER. um, hate and respect in the same sentence no sorry you are confusing ENVY with hate, the end. you can’t hate and respect someone, respect means admiration and admiration means like, basically you HATE that you LIKE her and are jealous. this chick talked non-stop and when we scored dude tried to look at the tv for two seconds and she said OH FUCK OFF DON’T LOOK AT THE HOCKEY GAME WHILE I AM TALKING TO YOU! holy demanding and needy! it was obvious that everyone around her was super annoyed too.

so then she gets to shit talking this guy’s girlfriend and he’s drinking so much cos he can’t stand this talklor so he’s just agreeing with her so she shuts up, she used the word ACTUALLY a lot. then she listed off all these girls she works with and how much she despises them and how they get better treatment or benefits than she does. uh maybe it’s cos they don’t spend the majority of their time complaining you fucking basement troll! i got the feeling if i sat beside her and made some sort of joke then went away she would immediately say something nasty about me, she was that type.

anyway on wednesday i saw her when i was on my walk but she went north on avenue so i couldn’t follow her, and she was wearing the same thing as the nite before. oh when we were leaving the bar she was ahead of us with that dude and i heard her ask him if he was going home to bed ie: can i come home and convince you to cuddlefuck me.

last nite i saw her at the bar again so i am pretty excited to learn it is her new locale. she was with three others and was totally trying to domincate all coversation and as they were heading in from their smoke she goes WELL THAT’S WHY I SWITCHED FROM LAWYER TO…

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