Sooooooooo. We went to the American side of the falls for the first time, I didn’t want to cos I knew it would be a headache traveling with two foreigners. We had to go wait in a building for a bit and of course we had a dude with ‘tude, but everyone else was proper nice and were like don’t worry about him he’s mad the government is shut down cos they’re working without pay.

When we got the stamps and green light to go (I didn’t get a stamp though they didn’t give a shit about ol Canada me) the guy downstairs only saw 2 passengers written down where was my slip? I’m like I was not included in this processing yo I’m a Canadian citizen coming here direct not from The Netherlands, So our border guy upstairs was mad when I came strolling back in (but also they were all glad cos look what I was wearing haha) and he called the door guy downstairs a trainwreck and rolled his eyes bahahha.

I was holding my breath for the full hour all of this took and almost passed out when we got out and then after a smoke, we immediately got fries.

So the Canadian side is better everyone says but I didn’t balieb it (I got the Bieber fans mad at me for calling Justin an asshole on twitter for being carried up the wall of China)(HOW ultra Canadian of me right) but then I saw it and was extra grumpy for BF making us go over cos it ate into our Canadian walk along the falls side and better pictures but it’s good they got a slip of paper good for US entrance now.

Y’all got shafted on the seventh wonder of the world on your side but the closest thing to the border entrance is a hard rock cafe so you’s doing alright I guess. (we pee’d there).

This thing goes up and down all day long singing California Girls (maybe, probably firework) I was like wow you must be insane right now to the booth girl and she nodded a silent YES.

Classic. This is sad scary to me RIP guy.

Ahh doye. We escaped for girl times and I was like do you want to go on that pointing on the gigantic wheel and she was like YES. $10.99 worth it.

4 or 5 rotations and they play saxophone jazz and tell you about all the crap you’re looking at or you can press mute.

Then we walked around a bit in a mania taking pictures in the 5 minutes of time we had of everything.

This is going backward now, on the Canadian side a big fat rainbow. Sister thought she was so lucky to see it and cos I’m a dick I said IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. Ahahhaa.

BF drove around while we did this he didn’t want to pay parking and we went here early summer. So I got to tell every single funny story about myself before at the falls all over again.

Other side of the rainbow. God loved the hot weather yesterday, almost too hot. I try never to complain about the heat cos when it’s gone it’s gone Donkey Kong and that’s sad.

This crazy little asian woman bartered to take our picture if I took hers with her ipad then I saw her doing it to other people along the way haha nice I loved her so I threw her a subliminal Japanese tourist sign.

Watch and listen and learn and love.

NO IT’S THE PEZIDENTS STUPID.

PMS Queens.

Like my gold chain? I am gangsterish. It was a gift from our last stay omg I am liked. Kind of.

Thanks I love when you fucking do that. Nice timing though. You ever just want to rush through something so anything that gets in your way makes you hit the roof, like a flip flop kicked off your foot?

Whatever because this. You’re smaller than the Niagara falls.

Okay time to look at trashy internet with the sis now. XO ILU RLW I RLW. (I RLdouleYou get it?) I really love you.

Don’t forget I’m up for a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD & A LIFE Category nod in the 2013 Canadian Weblog AWARDS. If I win I will blog it like it’s hot like a mad woman for the hardcore Raymiite fans out there and generally just, be better. Oh and I will hand in that book. DEAL. In November it’s my fourteenth year of blogging since the year 2000. That’s like, incrayable.

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Hey friends back with more interwebs newsies for ya. Here’s one now-uh

SNL GIRLS PARODELIGHTFUL

Notice how everyone annoying you know is into this show (except ourselves of course “we” aren’t annoying) and thank fu**kin crap they ripped into it, Lena Dunham is so smug and dumpy I don’t give a shit about unconventional beauty but goddamn bet she wishes it was back to the simple old days of porn parody which is actually way more flattering in a sense. Has she “laughed at herself” publicly along with all of us yet?

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Keep it safe keep it simple, Raymi Bunny.

Hi ho bro friends and the rest, sorry for the ghost town here we’ve been busy seeing a lot of Canada, particularly rural Quebec, Quebec City, Montreal, Algonquin and some other parts of rural Ontario. The sis has seen quite a bit and adores the place of course. Funny how Euros love Canada and Canadians love Europe. Grass is always greener.

I’m just going to do this at random cos I’m supposed to be packing and doing my face but instead I secret blog *lets whisper okay thank you*. Those are wild blackberries. We went for a killer hike, I have a rash on my left boob from twigs that got through my shirt. We fought the forest and the mothereffer fought back that’s for sure. I’ve been on some pretty insane hikes but that one tops them all. Yesterday we went on another less full-bodied hike to some falls in Algonquin it was nice and I got a tan. I also have a lot of bug bites all over my body, they’re still at it.

That’s my new underwear guess which colour I chose for today, first who guesses right gets bragging rights.

After a mental hike anything tastes delicious even ravioli. We toasted marshmallows later on too.

Digging my hair. This is in Quebec at a cabin on a little lake and no one else was around that we saw, we screamed funny shit over the water and it echoed a billion times over. We went canoeing and kayaking too. MOUNTAIN WOMEN!!! Plus man.

Cottages aren’t a thing in Holland so this is the bf and sis toasting marshmallows for the fist time ever. Better late than never.

This is me being a me.

The water was cool I didn’t go in any further than this except for later on when I was drizzunk and kind of half fell in. Sigh. We are shoving our stomachs into one another to hide how fat we were at the time, great trick!

Bf ended up wearing these as underwear for the night cos who wants to go unpack in the wild and each time we went to the bathroom he was shocked at what he discovered bahaha.

Sitting in the quiet sun here was paradise, very serene, still. Ahhh nature.

The hike was intense because you got hit in the face arms body everywhere with thorny branches and leaves and needles every other second while trying to maneuver up and down and over rocks tree roots climbing over shit, I cried at one point I was so frustrated ALSO we saw 8 huge piles of bear crap two of which were fresh which was pretty scary, we had a bear horn to warn them but we forgot all about that once the hard part of the hike began.

Okay I got busted blogging gotta go xo.

I won the rematch round of this last night. Okay peace have a good Monday.

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Don’t have much wifi or any service for the next couple days, fill y’all in later have a glorious w/e. xoxo Raymbo