I remember this photo being taken. Vividly. I did not like it happening.
Weeeee’ll work on learning the lyrics. lmfao!
1:13 is my favourite part of the song.
I was kind of a wreck because this is just before leaving for stand-up ok thanks bye. (was trying to distract myself HUGE time it worked and then I got all these videos out of it).
Putting this up to redeem from the fugz pics of me you’re about to see below.
Friday looked like this. I was like JUST a cheese pizza it’s too early and we are only ordering this for the gingerales (5 of them, got us through the day til night) and Teacher was like, a cheese pizza? Had to clarify ten times then finally made this joke, what is this lauren, you’re not staying home alone (he played hooky!) Kevin Mcallistair. (He pizza) Verdict: pizza pizza suuuuu-uuuuuucks. Too doughy.
His pizza sucked, made it bbq based uh stoner pizza ideas much I bet if marshmallow was an option you’d choose it. I made fun of him every bite I took of that disgusting thing.
Geniuses choose cheese pizzas. I look terrible here. We watched Immortal Beloved and it took what was left of my soul. Great film, sad that we forgot to bring it. Gotta get ready for Brunch now must wash my mane. It dries funny because it’s full of chemicals and we let air dry because it’s delicate like tinsel? It’ll tear out if we brush blow it all. Only when it gets toned, normally it does not get toned it’s just a one-process job, wait til it turns white. I wait 3 hours haha or it takes about 3 hours all in and no more each visit, longer than a trip to nyc by airplane. Blabbity blah tweeting this now #Bingington continues.
DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS PRIVATE WHOOPS. Public now! Enjoy!
FROM LADY GARBAGE FILMS! IT’S A SCARY NIGHT AND A SCARY MOVIE!
Long hair!
Ok here is some of my material, ready? SO WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH CRAZY GIRLS, RIGHT? (long pause, nod) And, Baths? I elaborate and then talk about having a bath earlier even though my ride was arriving in ten minutes, I filled up the entire fucking tub even and got right in. and I wrote some of these jokes. Is it that I am crazy, or just a giant asshole? That last line is an elaboration, I didn’t say that but I am using this blog post as a working fine-tuning of my craft here. And everything got laughs Continue reading
