Monthly Archives: January 2012

Raymi the mall rat

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If you cut through eaton center you can save like five bucks off your cab ride back to the west end (girls!) also, I love empty malls at night, wide open spaces and maybe only a hobo or two mingling or tramping about. I really want to hit the underground path sometime this week for an adventure, starting at marche (their bar opens at 11am lol this is a Saturdate idea) eat then hit the weird wacky world of the under city. This kind of activity is how I got my ears pierced finally, last year. I have been doing my gender backwards for a long time.

Ugh January, longest month ever. Everyone I know is just trying to get through it. This is the crappy kind of weather when people try to shush you about summer ending, THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE was what I was talking about stupid. Meanwhile look at you, your wrists are slashed so stfu next time thanks!

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Hi Raymi!!

I hope this finds you well!

I’m writing to let you know that the teaser for “rdigitalife” is now online.

Thank you again for participating in this series. You (and your work, obviously connected) are so awesome, and you bring such great, personal perspective to the views we’re sharing. We hope that it will inspire conversation and grow into an ongoing dialogue around the underlying question, “what does it mean to be human in today’s wired world?”

As one of our early interviewees, you’re one of the very first to see the trailer on our coming soon page, here: http://www.rdigitalife.com

This was cut before we did that last series of interviews, but we’ve started editing your piece and it’s going to be solid!

We’ll be launching the full online video series in February, including your fantastic interview as part of our series of conversations about our evolving concept of (multiple?) identity. We look forward to hearing your thoughts, and hope you’ll be interested in engaging in a conversation with viewers after your interview goes live.

Thanks again, we’re thrilled with the way the interview turned out!

Talk to you soon :)
Ramona

PUMPED.

This is what I did during the day before I went to MTV’s taping of Creeps. Polar opposite, that’s how I do.

That’s so RaRa

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Ready for the MTV spin-off reality show, hipsters in Disneyland?

OMFG I would so watch that show if it was an actual show. I am 28. Still have never been to DLand. Help me go! Even a cruise. Disney cruise to Disneyland, and by the time we get there I am so done with Disney (not poss).

We took That’s so RaRa on a date to three places yesterday. I felt protective of that girl, she’s only 20! Could not believe my age either (flattered) I was like well, I am trying, very, hard.

Is this like that moment when Britney and Madonna Kiss. I am Madonna’s age in blog years I guess but I am still an it-girl so holla at me layta bitchez.

MTV is notorious for exploiting interesting characters.

It’s a small world after all. I’ma resurrect Walt Disney see, I’m primed for your theme park. I worship princesses. This girl was being a mean girl though then I was like fine, I like your vest (I didn’t) and she goes in mean girl voice, thanks. Hot girls don’t like when other hot girls show up you have to accept it though. I don’t miss a thing cos I never leave the house, it’s annoying, I apologize everyone for noticing you suck sometimes.

I tried to tell her how to build a fire. You put the paper beneath the wood otherwise it just burns up into nothing, which it did but did she listen nooo. I could not stop obsessing over her hatred for me.

Do kids read books still? I know my niece does but now that she has a new laptop I wonder if she’s still in to it. That book looked boring and dumb come back and listen to my life story some more Rara.

I think it takes guts to be on the first episode of a show that can potentially rip you to pieces, she took it like a champ and said some offensive shit, got a lot of railroading but it just rolls off her back. Good kid, bright future. Me, I am a giant baby in other news ahhaha.

We had a fab time. Fast friends instantly.

We were late, I saw her standing (there!)(bbbeatles) alone in the middle of all these movie goers and norms and I smiled, she stood out like crazy and I liked it.

Down the rabbit hole with Alice, til next time!

xo RLW.

twitter is down for maintenance so I can’t find her wordpress link. I told he she has to blob more. DO WHAT I SAY AND AS I DO (in this case).

Shit Bloggers Say

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WATCH TIL THE VERY END THERE IS A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR YOU! But I forgot to say Right meow! My own meme I started! barf meow.

For the rest of the Planet outside of Planet CANADA here is the final decision clip of my MTV Creeps episode. You are welcome! We duel over the pronunciation of my name for the ten billionth time in history.

Gotta say I’m a fan, I saw your blog tonight while looking up cotton candy pink hair, I thought a lot of your comments were hilarious and you seemed to talk about haters a lot but I don’t understand how you could have any! you seem super fun and I am now a fan :)

R****

YAY Everything you said is perfect. i stoke the flames sometimes then play innocent but still i get them in droves, people just get furious over the creation of my life maybe and i own my shit and ah whatever. comment ON my blog I love that and write any time kay bye.

raymes

Hi new Little Raymi friends I am also on Twitter @raymitheminx

Yes it is still Christmas here. I’m not the man it is not my job to dismantle that. Old fashion sexism mmhmmm honey you betcha.

Raymitis

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Would you let this urchin sit in the corner of your house blogging all day long plugged in to the matrix, beeping clacking, talking to herself all day long and when you come home from work or whatever, watch from the couch all day, she keeps going, doesn’t bother you at all or ask for much except for TOTAL LIVING ROOM TAKEOVER ha.

would you let this urchin blob away in the very corner of your room in a make believe universe far far away?
YES ABSOLUTELY I WOULD!
NO
When I said no I meant yes.
  
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These are Porsche shades I tried to give them to ang (he collects for his gallery) but I think he’s off with a stripper now, haven’t heard back. I tweeted a joke (he’s italian) on twitter at him that went incredibly ignored! I am insulted everyone! I was like hey I didn’t know you were in town and took a picture of my ANGRY WHOP. (printed as such) receipt bahaha. I’m going to say that at my next stand up next week somewhere it will get laughs. Pseudo-racism translates VERY well in stand-up comedy. Especially if you stand there in a bikini delivering it. Tattoo girls get away with everything because everyone is like, oh, bad girl, fell off the rails, just ignore and watch lol. Don’t engage.

Surf hair day! Must get more sun jammers and wrist guards and get limbered-up for longboard season.

Pretty punk. Spot me out about YDS later on this afternoonerz with this insatiable mop exact. Planning a Saturdate in celebration of not partying hard last night. So that we could party in the day today ha ha.

It’s a bit too sunny in here, not complaining but I usually pull the table away from the window when I work or close the curtains. I am very light sensitive. My nerd colours are showing! (nerds say that a lot)(They never go outside and probably have a fern plant)(I WANT ONE!)

Teacher just said to these pictures I’D WRECK THAT. COLD WRECK IT. Someone has been spending too much time in parkdale.

My saudi prince robe look. OK GTG Watching my shit bloggers say video now aiiiiiiiiiiie!

DATE NiGHT

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How many drinks did I have? Three. Two capirihanas I can’t say or spell that word. NEXT. Then I had a something punch. Teacher had a dark n stormy then rye and coke. His stand-by. I think he thinks he’s classy or something, a gentleman. Yeah he’s not bad whatever lol.

This post is going to be a mess, a hot mess, like me. TGIF!

What a cutie YOU BELONG TO ME YOU ARE MY POSSESSION AGHH EXPLOSIONS! He could barely hear me over the music so we had a screaming fight while I was trying to get us hooked up with some free dranks, he said to relax and have a good time I was like, I am not that kind of person sorry. But then I did. It was tiki night, live band (too loud) and partiers, yupsters, Mom you will like it here.

One of my Deamon forms is a cat. If you have read or seen the Golden Compass (YOU MUST!) you will know what this means it’s on some Harry Potter level shit. I reject your reality and choose that of my own.

Like these guys, my friends, who do not know that they are my friends but are still my friends all the same. I am hoping there is another episode up right now, I’m a simple woman yes, under all that complexity, there is a giant lazy slob just raging to be the forefront projection of my various personas.

But NOOOOoooo we have to go out once in awhile like everybody else does (it’s winter, Minx’s hibernate too) so we watched it when we got back because I knew if we watched it first we would never leave. I avoid the couch all day long and the roof deck all summer long in order to maintain a semblance of productivity.

When I get skinny I like to pig out and then get depressed about it and then get skinny again by conjuring up massive giant clouds of stress and anxiety to scare the fat off my bones. It’s working for now but I’ve yo-yo’d before so I am being cautious. Never-ending daily battle all women on this earth are plagued by. Moving on now.

My jacket is back! Need to trim all fraying material at the pockets, looking a bit beaten.

Should have chosen to face the other way cos it quickly filled up behind me and there was all this action at the back of my head on top of a chick who recognized me but only once I put my hat on.

So happy to be reunited with good wings again. These are the dry pepper rub and lime with habanero on the side.

Four pork tacos, not bad, can add another one to make it an order of four for two people. Obvi we did that.

Capiriahanaaaaaaa.

Done.

Steak Frites. The truffle cream will blow you out of your seat.

Before that we worked on some comedy.

Ok I’m giving up now. Have a nice night Little Raymis. Xoxo.

please post here now

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Sorry for being a waste of space today guys I have to stop partying on Thursdays. There’s two Fridays in this city, one just happens to be called Thursday but anyway don’t you think there would be more suicides if weeks were months long? (TGIF!)(Or TGISF thank goodness it’s second Friday) Like the weekend only came at the END of the month? You think about that while I build you a nice post to read before you leave your little offices and start your weekend warrior lives. Kay thanks bye!

MY BRAIN HURTS AND MY EYES ARE STINGING cut me some slack give me a break cut it out and so on haaha.

I should have just gone in to the office like I said and approved the (blog) designs cos god knows I sure as shit didn’t get anything important accomplished today. I am kind of milking mtv but the flush of extra traffic should have been put to better use like pictures of my cats’s tupperware party and more advertisements! Get a free Jamba while you still can is what I mean.

I’ve changed the screen grab to one of myself instead of LaurenOcide but it hasn’t taken so maybe lots of people are watching it cos they think I’m her (prettier) and on youtube they watch it cos of a burlesque screen grab. Everyone wins!

Tits and wigs

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Dude. Dude? Ya dude! Totally.

This could be on a stamp or hippie poster. I will draw crap around it maybe.

Hot Mess Yikes.

I would listen to this band, shit yeah! What’s our name called? Ha nice grammar. I know! Hot Mess Yikes. Lol.

I want more hair. MORE HAIR EVERY COLOUR!

Kind of like Ariel right, it was an not an accident that I looked like a mermaid.

Hot emo sad.

Now I know I can do p0rn and get away with it with a wig on. Not that I Would, just Could, COULD. Should? Good? Just Kiddayng. Maybe a spy though.

Sabrina squeezed my neck foam and was like, what is this for, is this for, fashion? I was like yeah it is I know (it’s bananas) and she just shook her head and fell back into the couch. I could tell she was disappointed I didn’t get railroaded as much as I had let on that I would be. Ahh sweet fucking relief and I blew the ending for them too hahaha can’t help it runs in the family. They were like oh darn! No they weren’t (yes they were) but they didn’t say it cute like that.

Wig time, I guess I kind of look like shit without a wig on.

Exploiting Shannon’s jugs! No problem!

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ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME THINGS THAT I HAVE EVER DONE!

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That’s Terry, of Fubar. Yes him!

Basically in a nutshelll, I solved a crime for my buddy Nav who owns Wrongbar, hung out with fubar all night long, well when they got there, but also backstage during their film fest after party which was packed and seeing yupsters turned away from the other side of the velvet rope completely obliterated (me, it was a long night, bar was open til 4am, film fest special privileges) was one of the most gratifying feelings that went through the body of your hero, second only to this moment captured forever in film, of me doing heavy metal Raymaoke to Enter Sandman, duh. It gets really good and retarded and insane the more it goes on. I let a girl scream on mic at one point and then I finish the song off in my own fashion.

Best feeling ever because I had no feelings (no nervous!) I was entirely slaughtered and everyone sang along too plus I was the only one to get to do it and I am thankful they had that song cos it’s the only metal song I felt I could pull off. Then the band played right after me so it was the karaoke host and then me and then band and normally at wrongbar you can just do whatever the fuck you like and barely pay attention to the stage all the way from the front like people who think (myself included) they are too cool, oh wait hey, is there a, band tonight? pff ha right hipsters but anyway, it wasn’t like that when I performed. This story over time will grow to have unicorns (skullheads on stage sufficed) in it and maybe one day I can talk about all the drugs too! I almost rolled my ankle on an uneven part of the stage when I was dancing like Belushi and Chris farley’s spririts were moving through me.

I know, it’s only rock and roll BUT I LIKE IT!

Brb with stupid hot pictures you will all pretend to not care about.

*Original braggart POST HERE. “over 300 people were watching this like it was a concert. I was a concert. ” Haha I say I actually was nervous in that post. I have since changed my mind, I was pretend nervous.

F

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Anyone else enjoying the bigness of my teeth as well?

Melodie wouldn’t let me shower this night. We went out like skids.