ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME THINGS THAT I HAVE EVER DONE!


That’s Terry, of Fubar. Yes him!

Basically in a nutshelll, I solved a crime for my buddy Nav who owns Wrongbar, hung out with fubar all night long, well when they got there, but also backstage during their film fest after party which was packed and seeing yupsters turned away from the other side of the velvet rope completely obliterated (me, it was a long night, bar was open til 4am, film fest special privileges) was one of the most gratifying feelings that went through the body of your hero, second only to this moment captured forever in film, of me doing heavy metal Raymaoke to Enter Sandman, duh. It gets really good and retarded and insane the more it goes on. I let a girl scream on mic at one point and then I finish the song off in my own fashion.

Best feeling ever because I had no feelings (no nervous!) I was entirely slaughtered and everyone sang along too plus I was the only one to get to do it and I am thankful they had that song cos it’s the only metal song I felt I could pull off. Then the band played right after me so it was the karaoke host and then me and then band and normally at wrongbar you can just do whatever the fuck you like and barely pay attention to the stage all the way from the front like people who think (myself included) they are too cool, oh wait hey, is there a, band tonight? pff ha right hipsters but anyway, it wasn’t like that when I performed. This story over time will grow to have unicorns (skullheads on stage sufficed) in it and maybe one day I can talk about all the drugs too! I almost rolled my ankle on an uneven part of the stage when I was dancing like Belushi and Chris farley’s spririts were moving through me.

I know, it’s only rock and roll BUT I LIKE IT!

Brb with stupid hot pictures you will all pretend to not care about.

*Original braggart POST HERE. “over 300 people were watching this like it was a concert. I was a concert. ” Haha I say I actually was nervous in that post. I have since changed my mind, I was pretend nervous.

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Anyone else enjoying the bigness of my teeth as well?

Melodie wouldn’t let me shower this night. We went out like skids.