two-hander from raymi lauren on Vimeo.

lets get this jam started.

i’m bummed i forgot my peace t-shirt where did that thing go? i’m gonna find a wolf or some cliche hipster garbage shirt before i leave here.

i am a master flautist (one of my favourite words. so funny to say it).

mmmm what will this become?

can i get a capital jesus and holy shit.

i got the one with the most eggs.

representing in the shower with my hair, you know. steph just took one and said the S blew off so she put it back on hahahah ew.

root beer schnapps + light beer. fil and i have been wanting to try this for a long time but our lcbo has never stocked it since that one time we saw it. ps. lcbo might be striking on wednesday! these guys are paranoid. they just dumped 230 bucks on booze haha.

minnesota hotdish for dinner. wild indian rice has been added and now it’s baking in the oven. amped pumped etc and so on.

and it’s not even sunday i know! nuts!

we’re all walking around in stupid figure eights goin’ i gotta do this and that and cos we’re all ADD hung we end up doin’ nothing. pretty funny.

after three hours of mario party wherein we made zero progress we finally decided to head out to hang with some rowdy 20 year olds in a garage. met alex earlier at the legion where he works, completely different personality once blasted. hilarious. he said the legion lady asked all about us once we left.

still light out at 10.30/11 crazy. on sunday it will be the longest day of the year, summer solstice.

lamp posts remind me of oakville walking into town at nite. sigh. this place is like a movie set, so still, no one on the streets. then we started talking about the movie the strangers BAD IDEA i felt their eyes on me i skippered along pretty fast after that.

matchy matchy.

misty emo mountain.

misty emo mountain before nitefall.

i blow at foosball. well i blame this table and i have ten other excuses reasons for it too actually. these photos made me realise how progressively disgusting my hair was getting.

yikes. the worst of the shots i have no shame, all for you. today is definitely shower day.

oh hey there who’s yer friend?

car hole party.

bannock. native bread. delicious. also good for breakfast.

oh god, so thick. did i tell you we did the vodka bacon infusion yesterday? i think i did. anyway, it’s ready for caesars now i think. will report back with my review.

saved my life this morning i tell you. i am amazed.

moose w/ flash. so lean, no fat on ‘em at all. it fills you up and the next day you feel great, no guilt, no bloat. totally soaked all the garbage up. i guess the bacon helped too.

lovin’ this photo tons right now.

thurston was on his way to party with us but then a huge fox turned up and stared at him and us, the biggest fox i’ve ever seen. rye says this one house raised it, seriously prehistoric looking motherfucker, almost wolfish. anyway the cat was using us as cover to travel further ha then f’d off to hang on some lawn and do cat things like eat grass and generally be gay.

ryan‘s goin’ places, i gathered that so i placed an imaginary phone call to a non-existent record producer to hook it up.

that’s alex. right now he is asleep in a car on his way to wienerpeg.

i taught them all the supreme worst polish word ever and warned them not to use it on the wrong person. stripe shirt programmed it into his phone. brosz7, there may be blood on your hands.

oh yeah no rogers service at all anywhere in tbay, way to go you guys.

sooo greasy full-on cottage mode here omg it smells amazing gotta go bye.

ok we just poured the baconvodka through a coffee filter and are waiting for it to drip through. this close to just pouring it straight into the sink hahaha hangover intelligence party of 3 check. scrambled cheese ham tomato toasted sandwiches are on their way to being complete. omg.

ok i’m stuffed and even greasier than i was before. these guys are spoiling me.

*somewhat of a live blog post keep refreshing and scrolling down k there baye*

moose steaks are being made for me right now and they smell delicious. we are also infusing some vodka with bacon for BLT drinks tomorrow or whenever. i bought us some fancy champagne too. just “saying”. it’s all gone now haha.

this “mountain” (whatever) is over 400 feet high, you cannot possibly grasp its overall bigness from this picture. you just gotta see it. fantastic and so on. like lookin’ out your front door at the pyramids or some such shit.

babe much. so much. sorry perfectly accurate display of what all gals picture themselves as when they throw the city all away and head the f outta there.

champagne and non-light cheeze whiz dip.

hello old friends.

sorry toronto, i hear yer weather is shit right now.

had a legion brewsky. you can’t swear in there (i did) but you can watch poltergeist?

ryan told the secretaries at work he had to get off work early cos steph had to go to the dentist and by dentist he meant legion.

where the magic happens. k gotta get some moose steaks pics xo bye!!!!!!!!!!

oh i heard a garage referred to as a car hole today. can’t stop LOLing over it. so good.

i am very happy right now, i miss fil and wish he was here though but seriously long time comin’ in the words of the offspring gotta gettaway. haha.

yay steph’s migraine finally went away.

ok i guess i’m live blog adding to this post so keep refreshing reloading.

ryan is making bannock for us right now too – it’s native bread. i thought it was the moose steaks when i first looked at it.

i just hoovered some bacon.

i’m comin’ back 130lbs babe.

wish you were here fil.

playing foosball now. i suck. so stuffed. the mountain is now covered in mist. creepy spooky whimsical charming sigh.

on mick jagger costume change 5 now.

steph is on costume change 3.

she is winning.

she also beat us all at foosball.

mountain pre-misted.

ok now they are on to whiskey sours.

i feel fuckin’ FAAAAAAAAAAAT.

i made it safe and sound. my flight was at 9.50 this morning so we were up at 7 had an espresso then stupidly a metamucil chaser. there was traffic on the qew and the 427 was backed the fuck up from a collision and then the caffeine booze fumes and fiber hit me all at once combined with travel stress, traffic, not gonna make the flight etc i had to jam my thumbs in the belt of my pants and breathe like lamaz class moaning and howling and crying oh god oh god OH GOD. i was that close to a pants emergency. i could feel it moving through every separate chamber in my intestines. it was so close i had to run to the bathroom leaving fil with my suitcase and i ran by the one right at the entrance (didn’t know it was there) halfway across goddamn airport terminal 3 to the one hidden by all the restaurants. travel tip: pack the metamucil don’t take it at home. made it in the nick of time to the john got my bag then told a flight person my plane was to leave in 40 minutes (westjet line-up of 50 people ahead of me no way i’ll make it) and he skipped me and some thunder bay bound dullard behind me ahead and i made it wheeeee.

oh yeah a guy sitting in front of me goes oh look thunder bay looks just like ontario. GENIUS.

if the plane is going to crash into a mountain or a body of water: do not have a cigarette.

will you look at this giant hippie baby ugh. i took 30 pictures of him in various sleeping positions. guy, the flight is just over an hour can’t it wait? he was like this during takeoff and landing. long hair too, added to the funny.

YAY skipanie was waiting for me at the gate and screamed out HIII super loud and startled all the other people it was nice.

we shared this at some place and were gabbing away at the cashier like turds and the girl said what is going on? we go what? she goes 3.81 please. hahahah.

hair is so skiddy greasy didn’t have time to shower. oh we saw a deer! so cute!

when i got here and unpacked i found the little man fil and i hide on each other in my necklace ziplock baggy and i burst into tears in front of steph it was pretty gay PRE-MENSTRUAL.

rye says he’s pissed on this garage door a few times.

the fancy room. k bye for now eh!

no wait here is a picture of me dressed as heathers.

i haven’t had a lick’s homeburger in a long time. i normally get the natureburger to feel less guilty. really there is no difference in taste other than the homeburger is a bit tangier and smokier. i think i prefer the natureburger despite it being a buck more expensive. god i want one right now.

we finished our burgers in less than three minutes it seemed. hogs.

they have no qualms over allowing you to have bacon bits on your burger. i have always shied away from those guys i felt like it wasn’t allowed? lick’s law! yes these photos are kinda repulsive.

hey fatties they offer you water if you just order a burger, pop’s not necessary ok. be healthy!

fil’s idea of a joke – taking my picture. so why the hell are we in the ‘burbs anyway well had to do some dad duty cos won’t be around on sunday. i slipped a card in my nana and papa’s mailbox trying to be all stealth (no time to drop in) and as i was tiptoeing away fil blammed on the horn and reversed super fast and loud. i jumped out of my fucking skin and beat it after him fucking asshole. when we pulled onto the street we were even whispering in the car shh drive quietly ok why are we whispering? hahah.

love it, awesome application brush, dries super fast, matte finish. on sale at shoppers right now go get some ladies.

sigh rocky so cute. he runs like a rabbit the entire length of my dad’s backyard.

in some serious lawn furniture need reminder to my brother hint hint.

so happy.

where’s the sun today what gives?

what a little princess.

kills me.

we watched some of the rutles (funny stuff) and ate some delicious cheese and dip then came home for our stories.

ta-da! must get more before sale ends as it completely blows all my other nail polishes out of the water. (if they for some reason were in water who comes up with these stupid sayings?)

yo relax.

cid at fil’s desk that box has several different placements around here. totally normal right? ugh.

k wish me luck bye.

just closed the window. now it’s hot in here AND we can still fucking hear it.