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hullo eh i’m in toondur bay

i made it safe and sound. my flight was at 9.50 this morning so we were up at 7 had an espresso then stupidly a metamucil chaser. there was traffic on the qew and the 427 was backed the fuck up from a collision and then the caffeine booze fumes and fiber hit me all at once combined with travel stress, traffic, not gonna make the flight etc i had to jam my thumbs in the belt of my pants and breathe like lamaz class moaning and howling and crying oh god oh god OH GOD. i was that close to a pants emergency. i could feel it moving through every separate chamber in my intestines. it was so close i had to run to the bathroom leaving fil with my suitcase and i ran by the one right at the entrance (didn’t know it was there) halfway across goddamn airport terminal 3 to the one hidden by all the restaurants. travel tip: pack the metamucil don’t take it at home. made it in the nick of time to the john got my bag then told a flight person my plane was to leave in 40 minutes (westjet line-up of 50 people ahead of me no way i’ll make it) and he skipped me and some thunder bay bound dullard behind me ahead and i made it wheeeee.

oh yeah a guy sitting in front of me goes oh look thunder bay looks just like ontario. GENIUS.

if the plane is going to crash into a mountain or a body of water: do not have a cigarette.

will you look at this giant hippie baby ugh. i took 30 pictures of him in various sleeping positions. guy, the flight is just over an hour can’t it wait? he was like this during takeoff and landing. long hair too, added to the funny.

YAY skipanie was waiting for me at the gate and screamed out HIII super loud and startled all the other people it was nice.

we shared this at some place and were gabbing away at the cashier like turds and the girl said what is going on? we go what? she goes 3.81 please. hahahah.

hair is so skiddy greasy didn’t have time to shower. oh we saw a deer! so cute!

when i got here and unpacked i found the little man fil and i hide on each other in my necklace ziplock baggy and i burst into tears in front of steph it was pretty gay PRE-MENSTRUAL.

rye says he’s pissed on this garage door a few times.

the fancy room. k bye for now eh!

no wait here is a picture of me dressed as heathers.

15 thoughts on “hullo eh i’m in toondur bay

  1. There is a Finnish restaurant in Thunder Bay that you should check out, can’t remember the name maybe it’s Hoito? Mmmmmm, Hoito…..

  2. “when i got here and unpacked i found the little man fil and i hide on each other in my necklace ziplock baggy ”

    That is the cutest thing. Love it.

  3. can I see a picture of the little man you and Fil hide on each other… so sweet, he wanted you to think of him while you are away.
    Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

  4. I’ve always enjoyed going through Thunder Bay.

    How’s the air guitar holding up? Sound alright?

    I saw almost a dozen deer throughout my driving last weekend. Bloody menaces.

  5. Oh My GOD! Can you please ask your friend where she got her thistles jersey/are there any more? I grew up in Kenora and would love that little piece of history!

  6. Josh I found her that #13 Thistles jersey in a Value Village in TBay, score I know. There have to be more floatin around, they’ve been a team since like 1900, yeah?

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