Luh-ove that booth. I insisted to Leslie this was a gay bar, it was so 90’s-dated I loved it she said it wasn’t I was like “whatever” haha. It’s called Simone. Go to it.
Jerk wrap from bear burger. Great place. Our waitress was Canadian.
Oh Jamie.
Givin’er at Pianos.
Party on Wayne.
Legendary. I’ve been here before. Likewise eaten. We just ate so we didn’t again. I’m doing a no carb diet thing right now. Day 2 and major headaches ugh.
Grilled Octopus is my jam it is delicious and tender juicy enriched iron-packed (I think) and also bizarre. Montreal got me in to it. As well as eating like a pig. This is right beside our hotel (the East Houston hotel) and you get a discount booyah. I have a lot more pics of things we ate and drank there too.
I am non-plussed by that zombie behind me.
Brilliant pizza, only place open in the LES that late.
A picture from below gee thanks.
Go for the drinks, bellini, champagne martini. That is eggplant “caviar”. A woman beside us at the bar had a broken hand. She was a boxer. We ate her garlic potatoes. She liked us. I love chatting to people in a different cities.
The difference between us. Hey I had to stuff a purse in to a purse and my millions of Canadian layers.
Be careful when you match your shirt to the beads curtain. Also that chick is furrowing her brow.
Plates over the mantle. Love them.
En route to Rockwood. A place Lana Del Rey played before Lana Del Rey was her name. We were listening to Ride and I was like, really? I can’t listen to this shit.
Swamp Cabbages. Fun times. Nice seeing you Walter!
Last supper. There is kale beneath that it was gooooooooood.
I don’t even know anymore lol.
The best wine I have ever had in my life. Ever.
Inoteca something or other.
Darling, how. Quite. Who wants to go back in time? Midnight in Paris much?
Happily discovered I finally have bangs long enough to fit in a bun well I have for awhile brah but it’s pretty nice as someone whom perpetually dwells in the growing out bangs stage or has had every hair style imaginable in life except “with bangs” mostly it’s groovy to maybe do it all again but with not. #realtalk.
Whoops sorry this is what I did last night. Winter hibernation.
View from room first night there I heard a song being sung by karaoke revelers and they were singing a modern day Canadian anthem, it was amusing.
Leslie gave me an awesome purse. We had a great time catching up. She is very mysterious.
Watched the night turn in to day. Haven’t done that in ages. Power drinking. yeeh. I’m going to dry out this month a lot.
Baked eggs shakshuka. Kale, with feta. We were making fun of a girl who had a tag hanging out of her shirt that wasa purchase tag you know MEANWHILE my entire shirt was inside out unbeknownst to me. HA. It was the first morning after our first night. Things were a bit shaky.
It was FREEZING.
Super gotta go work out now I’ll add craptions + more pics when I get home xox bye.
I’m back. Exhausted so bye again now lol. This weekend was eye-opening for many reasons it was great to get the fuck away but I am glad to be back. Catch you up on all that jazz later I took a babillion pictures. The Raymventure will be continued later on. Happy Fam day Canada and Prez day for the States now here’s some pics. Bye.
Chocolate chips all over the BV stairwell. We just came from a cookie party so it made us feel insane, confused, guilty like what? So weird there’s a connection maybe? Hobos. Funkin’ Queen Street that’s what.
I lipped off a copper last night too yeah that’s right BOOYAKASHA He was rude to me and a woman so I go NICE ATTITUDE in the meanest most sarcastic loudest voice ever because HE goes Oh really? really!? really barking it at us for stepping through the yellow tape and I said at first even-keeled meekly that I thought it was okay for pedestrians (I will NEVER admit fault of defeat) but then another cop says take the graffiti alley and I stopped myself from saying OH Okay I’ll go get raped in this back alley now. See how tones of voices can really set you off? I felt like I was fighting a fight for everyone or as Speidi said about Celebrity Big Brother UK that he feels like it’s the world Cup (for America) ahha. It had also occurred to me that I looked like something out of the Nutcracker what with my hoop and outfit, smooth one. Anyway I got away with being mouthy and beat it out of there to Union. I was diverted from the car that hit a cyclist on Queen last night I have pics of it and everything but I have to go do some other crap right meow first. Have a nice V Day. Singles Awareness Day: SAD. XO Big Chief.
Standing in a massive puddle. Living large. Happy Galentine’s Day! Sorry for being a shitty blogger. Except I’m not all that sorry. I dont know what I’m afraid of. It’s hard to get back in to the bloggy groove plus I have other things (classic liexcuse) on my plate so “whatever”. I guess I’ll fill you in to be nice though cos thats what it is that I do. I’ve been thinking about getting in to stand-up comedy again. For a second time. Ha. I feel like I need to take it to RL. Real life. The other big RL other than Raymi Lauren. I feel like my humour translates way better there and that I should just fucking do it maan yeah thats what I thought on Shannon’s couch when I couldn’t sleep at 4 in the morning, after Gypsy Sisters (more on them later). Not even hung today surprisingly either. I have more energy lately maybe those diet pills are helping or maybe not sitting on my ass in front of tv/laptop. Anywho, FUCK the internet basically it’s been.
Then, in the kitchen I said before bed, what if my comedy schtick was being super disgusting funny, like a pig, how dude’s talk. Then I’ll go (this is all my stand-up notes by the way) into elaborate detail about how a looong hair was caught in my pussy and how it was like almost a pink raisin strangling paper hair cut slice incident extracting it (this shit happens after showers, trust) except the hair always breaks, it always breaks before a piece gets turkey bound too tight cos it’s not a very strong hair to begin with as it already snapped out of someone’s (probably mine) disgusting head AND you can always tell when it’s a head hair stuck down there because it’s foreign feeling, other. Now, Think about how crazy the (HBO) show Girls is written (and real) and how wildly accepted. Long story short, BRO, I am writing fucking insane from here on out okay so deal with it.
What else did I think about while I laid on my friend’s couch other than how stressed out I am about everything, writing deadline, going to nyc friday afternoon, have to take a selfie of self, (am fat hate self ugh) and also how much of a loser I feel like for sleeping on my very good friend’s couch except when it’s your girl’s couch it’s not a dude’s bed, so. So relatable right meow right.
ANd my hair is awful. But it will be amazing. I will have tumblr girl hair soon and it will be au natural. I am coming back from being platinum, no easy feat. Well look what happens. But my roots are out of control what colour is that? Sadness?
Hahah. Okay this is a grower post I’m hanging with Shannon and we are consulting right now plus I have a conference call blowin’ up my phone brb. Ok just joking someone is texting me lol.
More gossip soon I promise.
Okay I am back now. last night was fun and cookie filled always nice to visit the city yes yes. I’ll write more about the event tomorrow. Lets just say I ate a lot of cookies and they were awesome. We woke up and ate more.
Prob phoning the rest of this post in. Definitely.
It’s been a long ass winter. I’m excited for the bout of traveling I’m about to embark on.
There’ll be some upcoming RTM guest bloggers too. Be nice to them.
Me and Duncs in Florida. I am 2 1/2.
Alright enough procrastination. Remind me to do my thing on Woody Allen please. I assure you it won’t be worth it. Tootles.
Supposin’ you’ll be wanting to hear about this time too.
